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Registered: 10th Mar 2012
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"Never kick a man while he's down." a good lesson to live by. however, they are somewhat blurry when it comes to curb stomping.

"before criticizing someone, you must first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes."

"Expect the unexpected."

" That's stupid. you completely contradicted yourself there. that's what they call a.. um, what's it called?"

" a simile?

"nah that's when you are comparing two situations or objects together to demonstrate their similarities."

"a metaphor."

"no that's when, um... yeah, that's different."

" an acrostic?"

"... i can't remember. wanna have sex now?"

"sure."

"Curiosity didn't kill the cat, terrible occ health and safety officers did, by demonstrating reluctance to have the words 'DO NOT CHEW' written in catt-ish in the side of the cord.