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Tehmustachedbiscuit http://ponysquare.com/Tehmustachedbiscuit/ http://www.brohoof.com/forums/user/7486-teh...
User ID: 29,038
Registered: 26th Apr 2012
Last Seen: 18h, 13m ago
Story views: 2,894

Since I got to thirty followers and over two-thousand story views I thought I would write up a biography.

Well, I am a presently thirteen year old brony who hails from southern Great Britain. I have connections to the Czech Republic, Scotland, Finland, Italy and maybe the United States. I am a non-biological relative of Robin Hood and probally someone else famous. I am midly insane, socially awkward (in public) and I have an above average IQ of what an intelligent person would say is about one-hundred and five.

Here is a cross - something or other of my username;

T - Technophile

E - Ethical

H - Humorous

M - Manic

U - Unusual

S - Strange

T - Tenacious

A - Asshole-ish

C - Cynical

H - No f***ing idea.

E - Entertaining

D - Desolate

B - Bastardized

I - Intelligent

S - Sophisticated

C - Classical

U - Ultraistic?

I - Introverted

T - Typically irritating to chosen others.

My cross - thing which you are most likely jealous of.

My favourite pony of the mane six is either Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash or Applejack.

My favourite crusader is Sweetie Belle.

My favourite Princess is Luna.

And my favourite background ponies are Lyra, Octavia, Colgate, Vinyl Scratch and Apple Strudel.

My favourite films are Guy Ritchies Sherlock Holmes; One and Two.

My favourite game is Borderlands 2.

My favourite musical genres are Dubstep and small portions of Jazz and Classical.

Sorry for boring you with my personal info, you can now go back to your regular things.

I also like Top Hats and speak like an upper-class gentleman of the 1800s.

Quick question? · 11:32am

My followers! I hail you in assistance! Presently I don't know what to write! Its a tragedy I know. I ask, is there any thing you wish for me to write? Suggest ideas below and I shall the best or most popular one!

Sincerely,

Your faithful pain in the backside,

Tehmustachedbiscuit

Tehmustachedbiscuit · 27 views

Things you need to read!!!

[Tragedy] [Dark] [Adventure]
The Cmc go against the Empire that is ruling over Equestria. A la Dieselpunk.
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[Romance] [Dark] [Alternate Universe]
Best alicorn is best.
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#346195 · 11w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>342157 I question why you chose me but why not, haven't read any vampire stuff in a long time.

#342157 · 12w, 3h ago · · ·
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Hello Tehmustachedbiscuit, I'm currently writing a vampire fanfic and I was wondering if you could read it :pinkiehappy:

#267479 · 18w, 5d ago · · ·
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Thank you so much for favoriting Equestrian Earth!:rainbowwild:

That really means a lot!

Be sure to check out my other stories for more awesome reads!

#231037 · 22w, 2d ago · · ·
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Your avatar is freaking awesome.

Just sayin'

#188244 · 26w, 5d ago · · ·
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Thank ya kindly for tracking Changes! If you haven't already done so, I encourage you to rate and comment.

#178097 · 27w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>178016 I, thank you and a good day to you!

#178016 · 27w, 6d ago · · ·
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I know you've been here for a while, but have a welcome anyways!

Welcome welcome welcome! A fine welcome to you!

Welcome welcome welcome! I say, how do you do?

Welcome welcome welcome to a choice you won't regret!

Welcome welcome welcome to FIMFiction.net!

:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

Thanks for following me! :yay:

I really appreciate it and I hope my stories continue to entertain you in some way. :twilightsmile:

#173234 · 28w, 3d ago · · ·
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Her, thanks for the comment on my story, chapter 3 is finally out! :twilightsheepish:

#128199 · 35w, 16h ago · · ·
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Thanks for the suggestion.

And if I may, I can suggest the Chronicles of Isambard Smith if your into steampunk literature as well. :)

#125031 · 35w, 3d ago · · ·
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thanks for the fave bro.

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List of going to be written works of maybe or maybe not art...

1.Ponies' Steel - NS

2.Blood-Dripping Muffins - NS

3.For the Science - 1st chapter iP

4.Blood-Coated Rainbows - 1st chapter iP

5.Sherlock's Homes - NS

6.Creature of the Night : Book two - 1st chapter iP

7.Shadowed pasts - 1st chapter iP

8.Magicks - 1st chapter iP

9.When the Belle tolls... - 2nd chapter iP

10.Poniesworld - NS

11.Cogs, Gears and Steam - NS

12.Fledged - 2nd chapter iP

13.CSI:Equestria

14.Little blood-suckers...

15.The Colour Code (the idea is good enough to make it to the featured box.

16. Corpse Demons (A pony version of the anime; Shiki.)

Oh god...

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