The rankings listed below are from my own personal least favorite to my most favorite episode (of season 3) and a reasoning is listed after each one. But, please be aware that I loved the entire season like I love the entire show, okay? By all means, let me know what you think. Do you agree with me? Do you disagree? Well, let me know! Anyway, here we go, starting from #13, not #26 (since there wasn't one), and working our way up to #1:

13. The Crystal Empire, Part 1 (Episode 1): A shortened season that was kicked off with not only a poor two-part premiere, but a rather uncomfortable finale. But, let's start with part 1 of the two-part premiere. Honestly, in my opinion, it was dull as hell. Boring, not very exciting, two rather meaningless songs, and complete out-of-character (or quite possibly true in-character, judging how you view her) acting by Rainbow Dash. None of the ponies really had a purpose other than Twilight Sparkle, we hardly learned anything about King Sombra or even got to see him in his own scene plotting in his cloud of darkness or whatever. Easily the worst two-part premiere of the series, and really the only episode during the Princess Coronation marathon that I honestly muted the entire time. I can't say there was really anything memorable, funny, or likeable about this first episode, which kicked off season 3 very poorly.

12. The Crystal Empire, Part 2 (Episode 2): In the very least, the second half of the premiere was more exciting, filled with twists and turns, and we got to see the villain at long last for more than two seconds. Spike being the hero was something I kinda have mixed feelings about; I feel bad for Twilight (even though she passed her "test" anyway), but seeing Spike get some recognition was nice. The crystal ponies being showcased, along with Cadance being used as a slingshot was rather amusing. And, as always, seeing Rainbow Dash not hold back and hurt Fluttershy with their jousting was no shocker. I still found the episode not that exciting as the ones with Discord, Nightmare Moon, or Queen Chrysalis. There just wasn't really any point to it. At least with the other three villains it made sense; they all had a reason to do what they did. Why was King Sombra coming back NOW of all times? Just a stupid premiere.

11. Magical Mystery Cure (Episode 13): As I expected, I was disgusted with the finale. Maybe it's just me, but I was just so uncomfortable and abhorred the entire way through. First off, each song was just terrible, and none of the singing ponies even SOUNDED like they're supposed to! Seriously, did you hear Rarity and Pinkie singing? They sounded COMPLETELY different! Just throwing all these songs in made the episode crappy, but let's not forget just how rushed everything suddenly got. First we see Rarity with Dash's cutie mark, and then suddenly Twilight's running around and singing, then we suddenly find out she got a magic book (as always), and then she sings some more, then she figures something out (as always), then Celestia FINALLY sings in a rather creepy alter-dimensional room with television screens (Trixie was better), and then we see the horror of Twilight now an alicorn. It WAS nice to finally hear the show declare "winged unicorns" as alicorns, so that's now confirmed. But, yeah, the episode just really made me uncomfortable and disappointed. I don't know what season 4 has in store, but it better make up for this. No, I don't hate Twilight; still love her to death. But, this is something that should've been saved for the SERIES finale, not the season 3 finale! I don't like the look of this at all.

10. Spike At Your Service (Episode 9): Even though I honestly really hate this filler of an episode, it's at least better and good for a few minor chuckles unlike the three travesties listed above. Seriously, as ANY kind of fan of Spike, you cannot honestly say that you were amused with this episode. They completely ruined and mocked his character for no good reason! I mean, we've SEEN him be competent, talented, skilled, and rather intelligent when dealing with cleaning and helping. He does it for a freaking living with a now-alicorn mare with a serious case of OCD for God's sake! So, the Applejack saving him and him wanting to pay her back was nice, but the rest was just garbage. I was seriously annoyed and vexed with how they just humiliated Spike for laughs, and then had him "repay" Applejack in a rather rushed, sudden, and asinine way. No, it's NOT just for laughs, because when you laugh at something that is purposely ruined just for the sake of comedy, you're being an idiot. The episode sucked.

9. Too Many Pinkie Pies (Episode 3): This episode was bland and kinda pointless, if you ask me. All it showed was Pinkie Pie basically acting like her usual self: "Ooh, look at me bounce around and invade everypony's personal space! Ooh, fun! Me love fun! Me WANT fun! Aw, no fun? Okay, me do something totally moronic that me shouldn't do just to HAVE fun! Oh no, friends mad! Me sad and me want attention. Yay, friends back! PARTY!" I mean, ugh! Yes, at least Pinkie's character wasn't ruined like Spike's was in his episode above, but this was just pointless. It was just another filler episode, if you ask me. No character development, and the only funny parts were one of the Pinkie clones doing a hoedown, and their antics during the drying paint test. Otherwise, just dull, obnoxious, annoying, and unnecessary. Did not like it.

8. Games Ponies Play (Episode 12): It was alright, but it was also just so pointless in so many ways. Not to mention very contrived, in my eyes. For example, nothing seriously funny was done; it was just showing a pony a tour and making yourself overbearingly-nice for it. That's mainly the episode. Then we have Dash stealing the episode with her whiny little side-story that apparently includes her father (I'm not sold on that) and her home. Ms. Peachbottom is a rather amusing character, and her two fears of high ceilings and tight spaces were interesting to see mixed into a pony's character, but otherwise the episode was just stupid. I mean, we finally got our unwanted wish: Shining Armor acting like the atypical jock. Oh, and as for the contrived part? Basically how the Crystal Empire got the games. So, the games inspector was treated like crap, but just because somepony ELSE who got her welcome/tour was treated nicely, that's reason enough to give the city the games? Uh, HELL NO! If that had been me, I would've said: "Okay, you treated someone else nicely. Good for you. However, since you are CLEARLY moronic and you can't even see who I am and you just take any pony you see as important, then screw you! I'm outta here." A lot of things that made me shake my head, but as a whole, it was alright.

7. Just For Sidekicks (Episode 11): I was actually pleasantly surprised by this episode. I was expecting it (as I figure many of you were as well) to just be a boring filler episode with Spike looking like a retard and a goofball while playing with the animals. But, the episode was actually very good, considering it was just Spike for the most part. The fact that Spike wasn't exactly goofy and he was instead shown his greedy and mean side was a very nice change of pace, in my opinion. We all know that Spike is greedy (Secret Of My Excess), has jealousy issues (Owl's Well That Ends Well), is a hopeless romantic (anytime he's near Rarity in the first two seasons), and is incredibly sarcastic and a bit egotistical (we can blame Twilight for those). So, basically, seeing Spike have to actually learn a lesson at the end after losing everything precious to him (his gems), and the pets respecting him for it...well, I was touched. The Cutie Mark Crusaders' pointless participation was amusing, but Spike was the real hero. Overall, far from perfect, but a very quaint and nice episode from our dragon friend.

6. One Bad Apple (Episode 4): The main thing I didn't like about this episode was the lesson. Sorry, but from personal experience (being bullied every second of my life, over 20 years), I know for a FACT that "just telling someone" is NOT the way to properly handle bullies. Believe me, it does not work. You seriously think adults can fix everything? Ha. So, aside from that bunch of nonsense, I liked the episode. A lot of people are tired of them by this point, but I honestly love to see the Cutie Mark Crusaders. They're always so cute and adorable! Yes, they're also stupid and rather insensitive towards everypony else around them, but they're still a joy to watch. Plus, I love Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon; probably because I like bad girls, and I honestly don't think they're TRUE bullies deep down inside. Seeing Babs Seed for the first time was awesome. Her accent could use work, but at least it's different and rather interesting. But, I think I speak for us all when I say that the kick-ass oldies-like song was what stole the show. Can't get enough of that "Babs Seed" song!

5. Apple Family Reunion (Episode 8): A little slow getting in, combined with a quick ending that basically was just summed up in a two-minute song (and was nothing more than just building a barn), I found the episode to be nice. Basically seeing the entire Apple Family again (Caramel, Braeburn, Babs) was a joy. Seeing the bonding and all that jazz was rather cute, too. Applejack is obviously a Mary Sue in so many ways, since all she did "wrong" in this episode was...uh...well, I'm not really sure what she DID do wrong. I think she just went overboard wanting her family to have fun, which I don't think is really that bad. The fact that she's so gosh darn perfect is seriously annoying, but she deserved her own episode and her own song for once. The song rocked, despite the fact it was repetitive, and it allowed the episode to fit together for the best. Not the best, but pretty darn good.

4. Wonderbolts Academy (Episode 7): As we all know, most of Dash's episodes suck. Either they show her completely out-of-character and get unfair treatment for it (Mysterious Mare-Do-Well), completely moronic and rude (May The Best Pet Win), utterly unbearable in almost every way (Fall Weather Friends), and a serious drama queen worse than Rarity (Read It & Weep), I loved how this episode FINALLY showed the side of Dash I think we all fell in love with. Her competitive, yet still caring, loyal, and thoughtful side. She's blunt and brash, and a bit stupid, but she still has a heart and she puts it first before even her own dreams. That's what a true character is all about. The way she learned that was a joy to see and I can easily say this is Dash's best episode out of all three seasons, hands down. Spitfire and Lightning Dust both ruled, too. Not only are both really hot and feisty, but they played their parts well and I couldn't have asked for more. I did feel kinda bad for Dust getting expelled, and no sign of Soarin, but it didn't matter. Still an amazing episode.

3. Sleepless In Ponyville (Episode 6): While somewhat cheesy, this episode was also amazing. First, seeing both Scootaloo and Dash in a different light was commendable. We haven't seen Scootaloo act nervous, shy, or meek (well, we haven't really seen her at all), so watching her (albeit childish) problems while around Dash were adorable. Seeing Luna make a surprise guest appearance was very nice (and seeing her actually in a good mood was a welcome; seriously, she was just a grump during the times we saw her in season 3). I felt my heart melt when Dash wrapped her wing around Scootaloo and accepted her as her little sister. Seriously, that moment stole the show. Applejack was a Mary Sue, as always, and Rarity and Sweetie Belle were just there for comic relief. Apple Bloom...yeah, didn't even notice her. But, such a great character development episode for Scootaloo, and partly Dash, capped off with a very wonderful ending. I just loved the episode!

2. Keep Calm & Flutter On (Episode 10): First off, let me just get this out of the way: I TOLD YOU DISCORD WASN'T BAD! Seriously, for all you jerks who categorized Discord's playful and rather mischievous as "evil", I hope you all ate some nice crow after this episode. As it proved, Discord wasn't evil. In my opinion, it's just his way of having fun; he doesn't turn ponies to stone or physically hurt them. He was just HAVING FUN! There's nothing wrong with that! Anyway, onto the episode. The only thing that I think it could've used was another part. I'm sure we ALL would've loved to see this be a two-parter instead of it being crammed into one and rushed at the end. But, it didn't matter much; Fluttershy and Discord were both amazing. I still do not like Fluttershy, as I can't get past how pathetic she was in season 1, the first half of season 2, and a good chunk of season 3. I just can't. She's utterly boring and dull. However, in this episode, she amazed me and made me love her (JUST for this episode). The way she handled Discord, and gave him the chance he deserved, and fought for him even over all of her friends' protests, was so uplifting and wonderful to see. And, seeing Discord's usual playfulness was hilarious; I love that guy! Easily a top three episode of the season, and whoever disagrees is just full of themselves.

1. Magic Duel (Episode 5): Okay, I'll admit this one stems from a bit of biased opinions on my end, but I don't care. I love Trixie to death; I am a MUCH bigger fan of hers than that idiot Seth on Equestria Daily. Believe me; I literally have dreams with her in them. I write about her constantly. I role-play with her constantly. I TALK like her constantly even when not in role-play and on other sites! I call characters in my video games after her. No one loves Trixie more than me, and no one believed in her more than I did. Seeing her back was enough to take my breath away. She is seriously awesome on so many levels, good OR evil. Ignoring the fact that she technically got humiliated for a second time, she stole the show from Twilight. Seeing her kick everyone's ass (at least for the first half) was awesome! They all deserved it, after all. Seeing Zecora was also nice, as we don't see her that much. And, if nothing else, this was an excuse to use Snips and Snails again. But, this also proved my point that Trixie is NOT evil, nor was she ever evil; all she wanted was attention, and when she got embarrassed, she wanted revenge. That's how we ALL are, deep down inside. Do not deny it, for I will immediately ignore you. The point is, the episode was EASILY the highlight of season 3. Sure, maybe not "overall" best in terms of quality (I guess), but to me it was tops. I was kept excited and intrigued from start to finish, I was on the edge of my seat the entire time, I was happy the show FINALLY used the word "alicorn", and Trixie is a goddess. Best episode of season 3 EASILY!

I know it's a long ways away at this point, and not all of you may care, but I would kinda like your input on a little matter. I'm just curious to what you all would like to see. See, I already have all the characters planned out for the first three seasons, but season four is still a little up in the air. So, I have two questions for you all. It WILL require you to make out a little list, but it really shouldn't take that long at all. So, if you'd please, read the following two questions and answer them in your comments. You can give your reasoning if you want, or just give me the lists. I don't care. Again, this is just me getting information and seeing what people would/would not like to see. We writers need to pay attention to our readers and watchers and fans and whatnot, after all.

Question 1: Twenty characters participated in Total Magic Pony Island. If only 16 are allowed back, which ones would you most definitely want to see back? Any that you just absolutely would NOT want to see again? Any that you're indifferent about? Try and give me 16 characters here, if you can. Just give me your 16 favorites and/or those that you think I'd write well into another season. I'd love if you gave reasons for your picks, but if not, that's fine. For easy access, here are the 20 contestants from season one for you to see:

Apple Bloom

Applejack

Celestia

Cheerilee

Derpy Hooves

Diamond Tiara

Fluttershy

Gilda

Luna

Pinkie Pie

Rainbow Dash

Rarity

Scootaloo

Silver Spoon

Spike

Sweetie Belle

Trixie

Twilight Sparkle

Vinyl Scratch

Zecora

Question 2: For season four, whenever I get there, it'll probably feature new characters. Just like the real Total Drama series did. So, I'm not quite sure how it would work yet, but I'm thinking between 14-16 characters for that season. I don't know. But, out of MY LIST (below), which 15 characters are YOUR favorites and you recommend I use? Please, do NOT add on any suggestions of other ponies/characters in the show that I don't have listed; chances are I've already thought of them, but I simply did not want to write with them. That includes stupid OC characters and humans and all that. Again, I'd love if you gave a little reasoning, but if you don't want to, you don't have to. Pretty please just look at MY list and pick your 15 favorites, or pick those you'd love to see involved with this kinda thing:

Aloe

Babs Seed

Berry Punch

Big Macintosh

Bon-Bon

Braeburn

Cadance

Cloudchaser

Colgate

Daring Do

Dinky Doo

Doctor Whooves

Lightning Dust

Lotus

Lyra

Nurse Redheart

Octavia

Pipsqueak

Rose

Shining Armor

Snails

Snips

Soarin

Spitfire

Thunderlane

Current Votes:

Question 1:

Apple Bloom: 11 votes

Applejack: 11 votes

Celestia: 6 votes

Cheerilee: 9 votes

Derpy Hooves: 8 votes

Diamond Tiara: 8 votes

Fluttershy: 13 votes

Gilda: 12 votes

Luna: 10 votes

Pinkie Pie: 13 votes

Rainbow Dash: 11 votes

Rarity: 12 votes

Scootaloo: 9 votes

Silver Spoon: 10 votes

Spike: 13 votes

Sweetie Belle: 12 votes

Trixie: 13 votes

Twilight Sparkle: 13 votes

Vinyl Scratch: 7 votes

Zecora: 7 votes

Question 2:

Aloe: 5 votes

Babs Seed: 9 votes

Berry Punch: 7 votes

Big Macintosh: 13 votes

Bon-Bon: 6 votes

Braeburn: 10 votes

Cadance: 12 votes

Cloudchaser: 5 votes

Colgate: 5 votes

Daring Do: 8 votes

Dinky Doo: 4 votes

Doctor Whooves: 8 votes

Lightning Dust: 8 votes

Lotus: 6 votes

Lyra: 9 votes

Nurse Redheart: 9 votes

Octavia: 10 votes

Pipsqueak: 8 votes

Rose: 2 votes

Shining Armor: 13 votes

Snails: 2 votes

Snips: 2 votes

Soarin: 6 votes

Spitfire: 10 votes

Thunderlane: 7 votes

For anyone that still cares, I came back. I never grew tired of anything; I was just busy doing other stuff elsewhere and dealing with personal issues and all that. I can only hope that those who liked my stories from six or so months ago decided to stick with them and are still here, otherwise I'll have no one to bother writing for. I don't really have much to say, since I don't really like talking about my personal life. So, just know that I'll be trying to get back in the flow of things, even though after checking around, some of my most loyal readers have been gone for just as long as I have, so THAT certainly doesn't help lift my spirits. I just updated Total Magic Pony Island, and I'll try to work on the others as well. Oh, and whoever updates the tropes page? I hope you keep doing it; you have no idea how much fun it is to go there and see what gets added. It makes me very excited. Other than all that, hello again from my long absence. It's nice to be back.

Hello, everyone. Sorry it's been so very long. I don't like making blogs that much. In my eyes, when you make a blog every single day or rather constantly, it's almost begging for attention and spamming you. I don't like to annoy or bug people with my nonsense and drivel. But, since it's arguably been a long time since my last update and a lot of people are wondering what's going on, I felt the need to explain what's going on with me.

See, the reason I haven't updated ANY of my stories in months is because life hasn't been so very kind to me. I know that's cliche and that's what you always say, but it's the truth. There's been very annoying "family issues" that stress me out, my mother keeps freaking out every day over a mark on my thumb she she so sure is skin cancer, my computer is slower than heck thanks to my dial-up, the paranoia of putting stuff out that is not up to par and not good enough sometimes lingers inside my head, and several other things that I won't go into. But, just believe me when I say that it's not easy.

But, I hate worrying others and writing things that make it look like I'm whining or making excuses, so please just ignore my reasons. Leaving you all hanging (or for those of you who even care) isn't right, and for that I apologize. Every time I sit down in my cat's favorite chair and try to work on one of my stories, I start to get worried and wonder if anyone will still even care. I don't like using that phrase of "writer's block", but I fear some of it might be true in this case as well. Ugh. I think the best bet is to just say that I'm lazy and leave it at that.

To be honest, I have half of Trip Of A Lifetime, May The Best Pet Win...My Heart? and Total Magic Pony Island typed up, but just haven't been motivated to finish the chapters/episodes. As for The Pony Bachelorette, I didn't get many interested people in that, so I'm not really sure if I want to stress out over it that much. And I've STILL got ideas in my head for other stories, but as someone else on here has demonstrated, just cranking out random stories and posting them isn't always the best thing to do.

The conclusion is: I'm trying, okay? That's all I can say. I'm sorry for how long it's been, but I'm still here and I'm trying. Thank you for all your patience.

Since I love the show so much, I figured I would rank my top 20 favorite songs of both seasons thus far. Just for fun. Now, this list does NOT include fan-made musical numbers (that would be WAY too hard to add in, since there's so many). I'm also not counting euro-beat, 8-bit, or other versions. I'm talking about the beautiful works of art that Daniel Ingram created himself and were sung and used on the animated masterpiece itself. Also, my definition of a song is when music plays in the background and someone actually sings for longer than just 10 seconds. So, Pinkie's "song" that she "sang" to Fluttershy to help her jump over that tiny gap between the two cliffs does NOT count. That's not a song; that's just singing your words. It's not the same thing.

Normally, I only really count music as being a song when it reaches at least two minutes. Anything shorter and it's just way too short to be a real tune. But, my stance has somewhat changed, since listening to Total Drama World Tour, My Little Pony, Family Guy, and several other shows that use short musical numbers that are otherwise quite enjoyable.

Now, just to be nice (and neat and tidy), I'll list every single musical number that is considered a song (as said by the show itself). This way you will know each and every song, if you forgot one or two, and will know which ones I did not pick and which ones I did. Oh, and the parts in parentheses is basically the "real" name of the song, but I never use it. We all know songs by our own personal titles, after all. I also list the episode it was used in, in case you don't remember THAT, either. Here are the songs:

Giggle At The Ghostly (Laughter Song) [Season 1, Episode 2]

Pinkie's Gala Fantasy Song [Season 1, Episode 3]

The Ticket Song [Season 1, Episode 3]

Junior Speedsters Chant [Season 1, Episode 5]

Hop, Skip & Jump Song [Season 1, Episode 7]

Evil Enchantress [Season 1, Episode 9]

Winter Wrap-Up [Season 1, Episode 11]

Cupcakes [Season 1, Episode 12]

Art Of The Dress (Rarity's Dressmaking Song) [Season 1, Episode 14]

Hush Now, Quiet Now (Hush Now Lullaby) [Season 1, Episode 17]

The Cutie Mark Crusaders [Season 1, Episode 18]

You Gotta Share, You Gotta Care [Season 1, Episode 21]

So Many Wonders [Season 1, Episode 23]

Pinkie's Singing Telegram [Season 1, Episode 25]

At The Gala (The Gala Song) [Season 1, Episode 26]

I'm At The Grand Galloping Gala [Season 1, Episode 26]

The Pony Pokey [Season 1, Episode 26]

Find A Pet Song [Season 2, Episode 7]

Becoming Popular (The Pony Everypony Should Know) [Season 2, Episode 9]

The Heart Carol [Season 2, Episode 11]

Happy Monthiversary [Season 2, Episode 13]

Piggy Dance [Season 2, Episode 13]

The Flim Flam Brothers [Season 2, Episode 15]

The Perfect Stallion [Season 2, Episode 17]

Smile, Smile, Smile (Smile Song) [Season 2, Episode 18]

You're A Cranky Doodle Donkey [Season 2, Episode 18]

Welcome Song [Season 2, Episode 18]

Cranky Doodle Joy [Season 2, Episode 18]

B.B.B.F.F [Season 2, Episode 25]

This Day Aria [Season 2, Episode 26]

Love Is In Bloom [Season 2, Episode 26]

Okay, those are all the songs. Yes, ALL of them. And yes, some you really wouldn't consider songs, but...well, they were listed anyway. So, now that you know all of them, I'll rank my top 10 favorites. The 10 that I personally feel were the strongest and the best, if not the most memorable, the most entertaining, or just the most beautiful and epic. You may disagree with me, but that's fine; that's your prerogative. I'll list a reason along with each song, of course, to back me up. You shouldn't be surprised to find that my top favorites are all longer than one minute. So, without further ado, here is the list of the top 10 best MLP: FIM songs from the first two seasons (according to yours truly):

10. Giggle At The Ghostly: The only reason this is in my top 10 is because it was the very first song we were gifted with listening to and enjoying on the greatness that is My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. We were introduced to Pinkie Pie's random love for singing, and while she isn't the BEST singer out there, she isn't bad. This song has an alright beat that you can easily listen to over and over again, has a message that is a little naive (laugh to make your fears go away) but still cute, and is very likable. It's been debated millions of time at what Pinkie really says. Does she say "ghostly" or "ghosties"? At first, I thought it was the latter. But, after listening more closely and finding the first one more common, I'm now on-board with "ghostly". I REALLY don't know why it's technically called "Laughter Song", since I will NEVER call it that. For me, "Giggle At The Ghostly" will always be a memorable song for taking us into Equestria's wonderful world of pony music. [Sung by Pinkie Pie]

9. This Day Aria: I really don't see what all the fuss is about with this song. Sure, it's great, but I wouldn't go so far as to call it "epic" or anything. It's simply the classic villain song that is usually sung during the climax of villainous episodes or events. What's so new about that? Ursala had one in The Little Mermaid, Alejandro had one in Total Drama World Tour, Jafar had one in Aladdin, Gaston had one in Beauty & The Beast, and so on and so forth. What's so epic about a villain boasting and singing a song about themselves? Sure, it sounds cool, but big whoop. Still, with the list presented to me, it was either this or something like "Cupcakes", "Evil Enchantress", or "The Cutie Mark Crusaders". All of those I really do love, but...well, this song closed out the season (I don't count "Love Is In Bloom" as closing the season out, as it wasn't even long enough to count as one). Plus, Chrysalis and Cadance do both have stunning voices that harmonize one another very well. A very good song, but not one I consider best. [Sung by Chrysalis + Cadance]

8. Find A Pet Song: I really don't know how this song made the cut, since it's so downright cheesy, simpleminded, and silly. Plus, you can't even make out what Rainbow Dash says at one point. But, I digress, I've listened to it a lot more than most of the others on the list above, and naturally it's well-known and generally well-liked, so I had to put it on my list. Rainbow Dash's gruff, somewhat pushy, and boastful voice plays off Fluttershy's sing-song, beautiful, tentative voice almost perfectly. The two Pegasi compliment each other very, very well. It's one of the reasons why this song works so well. Both girls singing about finding Rainbow Dash a pet was kinda stupid to begin with, since (again) that is NOT how you go about finding a member of your family. But, overall, it was a catchy and fun song that was easily one of the musical highlights of season 2. [Sung by Rainbow Dash + Fluttershy]

7. The Perfect Stallion: A Cutie Mark Crusader song had to be on the list. The show was created for little girls, after all; it's only fair to include a song sung by the three main little girls themselves! I was debating on whether to pick this song or their self-entitled song they sang during the talent show. It was hard, since I wanted to pick the first-ever song they sang as a group, but I ultimately decided that this one was better. The reason this one sounds so much better is probably because Sweetie Belle (mostly) sings alone. No offense, but Apple Bloom and Scootaloo both suck at singing; I cringe at hearing their voices sing. The song itself was cute, given exactly WHY the fillies were singing it, and I love the upbeat and vivid melody. Easily a song that you could listen to over and over again, just from the amount of amusing absurdity combined with the general uplifting tempo. This musical number was sang during one of the episodes I hate the most, but I still enjoyed it. [Sung by Cutie Mark Crusaders]

6. At The Gala: The "closing" song of season 1 (once again, I consider the more "epic" song of an episode to be the "closer", and this song was more epic than The Pony Pokey). This song worked so well in many ways. First, it showed off all six singing styles of the mane six. I don't know about you guys, but I rather love it when all the main characters sing together in a song, but take turns so that you can hear them individually. Naturally, Rainbow Dash's part was the most epic and memorable part of the song, with Pinkie's part close behind. Second, the show itself had a groovy rhythm and style that I just adore. I usually hate slow songs, so when a musical is set at a good tempo that doesn't bore me, and entertains me with their lyrics and vocals, I can't help but love it. The "choir" parts in this song really did wonders to help add a good background for the mane six. Too bad Spike didn't get to sing in it. Easily one of my favorite songs without even thinking twice. [Sung by Mane Six]

5. B.B.B.F.F: Along with its short reprise, this song almost gets me in tears. I really can't explain why, so don't bother asking me. It might have something to do with how painful my family life is and how basically nonexistent it is, so seeing Twilight sing so beautifully about her big brother really gets to me. Twilight herself is probably right at the top of the list of most beautiful sings in the show, along with Rarity and her little sister, Sweetie Belle. There's just something so moving and so natural about Twilight's voice. She could easily win Equestrian Idol, since everything she sings is perfect. Everything was perfectly in tune with perfect pitch, and the song itself was heartwarming, beautiful, touching, and is clearly memorable. The title is kinda kooky, but that's just one little annoyance that I can pass by the wayside. When the rest of Twilight's friends join her for a brief moment, it only enhances what was already a lovely musical number. Overall, another song that is now one of my favorites. [Sung by Twilight Sparkle]

4. Becoming Popular (The Pony Everypony Should Know): I'm trying to be fair and use an unbiased ranking system on these songs, marking them for their levels of epic ability, style, rhythm, tempo, meaningfulness, and just how memorable they are. But, I will admit that this is probably the song I listen to more than any other (mostly because I imagine Trixie singing a parody of it, which I plan to use in my Total Magic Pony series). But, in actuality, this song is amazing. Rarity's stunning voice is enough to captivate any listener, even if you don't know who she is. While the moral behind the song is rather conceited, egotistical and self-absorbed, the song itself is awesome. It's clearly a pop song (my favorite genre of music), and it's immediately catchy the moment you hear the first chord. Really, this is probably my most favorite song of season 2 and possibly the entire show so far. So, why is it not #1? Because regardless of my personal likings, I feel there's three songs that top this one in terms of epic proportion. [Sung by Rarity]

3. Art Of The Dress: Not only is this (entire) song nearly a whole two minutes longer than Rarity's song at #4, but I just think the song is slightly better as a whole. I don't listen to it as much as I do #4, but I must still concede that it's a wicked song. Possibly the highlight of Rarity's "Suited For Success" episode in season 1. Rarity's voice changes tempo and the dynamics slightly change during a few parts of the song, showing just how talented the unicorn is at using her voice (and once again showing us all just who her little sister gets her singing skills from). During the end when the rest of the mane six join in is possibly my favorite part of the song. Just listening to all six voices one after another creates such an epic balance and blend that works wonders. Plus, unlike #4, Rarity at least doesn't make herself look like an ass in this song; she's singing about her skills, but the reason she's doing so is for her friends' sakes. Rarity singing a song about her own element of generosity makes this song that much more amazing. [Sung by Rarity]

2. Winter Wrap-Up: Easily the very first epic song that we were introduced to with the series. It came 11 episodes in, but it was worth it. Once again it was another group song, sang with a "choir" and background vocals, and that's what made it all work to perfection. Just to get it out of the way, my two favorites of the mane six started and ended the song: Rainbow Dash started it with her tomboyish voice, and Twilight Sparkle ended it with her beautiful vocals. Not only did the song basically sum up what the episode was about for the viewer, but it was catchy, it was captivating, it was fun, and the tempo was awesome. Nice and fast, just as I prefer them. Each girl got to sing a decent solo (two in fact), and the rest of Ponyville singing in with the rest made the song come together in something harmonious and stunning. I don't like it more than both of Rarity's songs, but "Winter Wrap-Up" clearly just blew them away without even breaking a sweat. But, even this song was no match for what is coming up at #1. [Sung by Mane Six]

1. Smile, Smile, Smile: I really just can't stand this. First, a Pinkie Pie episode tops my list for season 1. Then a Pinkie Pie episode does the same for season 2. Now, I'm forced to concede that a Pinkie Pie song is the greatest in the series thus far (and possibly always will be)? Let me just make this clear one final time: I do NOT like Pinkie Pie! She drives me insane! If I seriously had a friend like her, I would lock myself in my room and never leave again! Ugh! But...who am I kidding? This song is clearly the series' greatest and most epic masterpiece. At 3 minutes and 24 seconds, this song is also (thankfully) of good length. I just couldn't believe how majestic, stunning, and beautiful this song was. Easily Pinkie's best. Every time I hear it, I get goosebumps. I can't explain why. The song is just so...so...utterly perfect. Everything about the song is to be admired and respected. Pinkie's voice FINALLY sings in-key and maturely, the choir adds a whole new element that raises the song's epic meter a notch up the ladder, the moral and message behind the song is enough to warm my heart and make me cry even more, and the music itself is beyond decent. There was a reason this song was leaked weeks before its debut; the show knows itself just how epic and amazing this song is. I would have to be a complete and utter idiot, or Simon Cowell, to not rank this song #1. All of you who are reading this, you cannot say anything bad about this choice. Whether you want to admit it or not, "Smile, Smile, Smile" IS the greatest My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic song. End of story. [Sung by Pinkie Pie]

Honorable Mentions:

The Cutie Mark Crusaders: They may have sung it terribly, but I still love the song. It was cute, catchy, and the tempo was freaking electric. To be honest, I think if Sweetie Belle had taken the lead, the song WOULDN'T have worked. I just can't really see Sweetie Belle singing hard rock, metal, punk, or anything like that. It would just be weird. But, while I did love the Cutie Mark Crusaders' first song as a team, I had to admit it probably wasn't one of the top 10 best in the show. Really cute and awesome, but not the best. [Sung by Cutie Mark Crusaders]

Cupcakes: Way too short for my liking, but I still really love the simplistic nature of this cute Pinkie Pie song. Probably has one of the best rhythms of any song in the series. Plus, the name itself is a bit ironic, given a certain fan-fiction out there. Easily a memorable song with a great tempo, but obviously not one of the greatest to make the best of the best. [Sung by Pinkie Pie]

The Flim Flam Brothers: I honestly did not like this song at all. Why others thought it was awesome is beyond me. It was downright pathetic. Really no melody at all, really could never get into it, and there was really no POINT behind the song. It was long and it was a memorable part of its episode, true. But, overall, I just personally did not like it. And I've been listening to music ever since I was born, so I think I know good music when I hear it. This song didn't do it for me. [Sung by Flim & Flam]

The rankings listed below are from my own personal least favorite to my most favorite episode (of season 2) and a reasoning is listed after each one. But, please be aware that I loved the entire season like I love the entire show, okay? By all means, let me know what you think. Do you agree with me? Do you disagree? Do you love Twilight almost as much as I do? Well, let me know! Anyway, here we go, starting from #26 and working our way up to #1:

26. The Mysterious Mare-Do-Well (Episode 8): I know I'm gonna get some flack for this, since I know a lot of people loved this episode, but I could care less. These are MY opinions. Ever since this episode aired, I strongly hated it, and even after a few episodes that I disliked, this one still makes me hate it most. The reason for that is the second half of the episode. If Mare-Do-Well had been Trixie, and Dash got to see for herself how boastful she was being, it would've taught her a lesson. Instead, what happens? Her so-called "best friends" decide to backstab her and torture her by ALL taking a part in something she so clearly hates and is pained by. Then, what happens? They yell at her, and force her to write a letter to Celestia. It's just WRONG. Sure, all the flashy superhero stuff seen in the episode was cheesy and "nice", but I strongly hate how Dash's friends so easily just punked her, all to "teach her a lesson". So, I guess that talking about things no longer works, huh? Guess you have to go out there and humiliate your friend to prove a point. What a GREAT lesson.

25. The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 (Episode 15): Do you find it funny that I've hated BOTH episode 15's from each season? Both of them are my birthday date, too. Sad. But, alas, that's what happens when I see an episode that I find distasteful, stupid, foolish, confusing, angering, or just downright boring. This one was most of those things. First, the long, strenuous song was just annoying and not at all amusing. Second, the "villains" were nothing more than dumbass retards who made zero sense on what they were attempting to do. Poor Dash got humiliated by never getting cider (it's so evil to torture your main characters, at least in that way) and Applejack and her family were idiots for doing something they had no business in doing. I hate episodes where the characters are made to be idiots and do things that make absolutely no sense, just for the sake of a plot. I was seriously sitting here and screaming that they were stupid to do that deal! I really hated this episode.

24. Ponyville Confidential (Episode 23): From here on out, unlike last season, I really don't have THAT many qualms about the remaining episodes. I really did like almost all of them, quite a lot! But, they have to go in SOME order; just saying "I loved them all! I can't order them!" is a cop-out. Ponyville Confidential is listed way down here because the sheer amount of out-of-character displayed by the mane six towards the Cutie Mark Crusaders. I mean, their actions were truly intolerable and horrid! Sure, the fillies did something they probably shouldn't, but instead of acting adult about it and discussing this face-to-face with them, what do the mane six do? Rainbow Dash tries to give them pneumonia, Twilight creates an entire freaking barrier to protect herself...from fillies, Applejack and Big Macintosh rudely tell their own BABY SISTER to go away, Fluttershy bawls her eyes out at NOTHING, and Rarity loses her temper despite the fact that she didn't even care at first! I love Diamond Tiara and I find the little brat really adorable, but her getting humiliated at the end kinda got me upset, too. Sure, it was unavoidable, but still. Finally, the Cutie Mark Crusaders "apologized" by simply writing a letter? THAT'S IT? A better lesson would've been for the mane six to write fake stories about THEM, and give them a taste of their own medicine. You can't understand something until you've experienced it yourself, after all. The fillies simply writing an apology letter to the town was cheap and a cop-out. I liked the premise of this episode, but it sank halfway through and fell apart.

23. Hearts & Hooves Day (Episode 17): Let's just face it. Straight shipping is boring, especially in a series dominated by females. So, you can understand my disgust when Cheerilee was pitted with Big Macintosh in this. Sure, it was meant to be done in a "funny" way, but it just creeped me out. Maybe it's just me, but straight couples just seem so...wrong. And boring. At least in this series. I don't know; maybe it's just the way I think and the way I observe things. But, anyway, the episode was incredibly stupid. First of all, the Cutie Mark Crusaders got WAY too many episodes centered around them this season; I love them, don't get me wrong, but they got too many. And not even one dedicated to Scootaloo herself? Shame, Hasbro! I did love Sweetie Bell's song (okay, they ALL had a part in it, but I think we're all in agreement that only Sweetie can sing and her two friends can't), but that wasn't enough to get out of the cellar of my rankings. I hated the pairing, the entire plot was just stupid, and the only mane six member to appear was Twilight (and that was for a few seconds). Not really a good episode in the least.

22. Family Appreciation Day (Episode 12): I feel a little bad putting this one here, given how heartwarming the episode was and what the plot was about. But, I just couldn't get THAT into it, like I did all the others still above this one. Granny Smith is a nice old pony (reminds me of Madame Foster from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends), but her being the focal point of an episode? Eh, kinda iffy. I did love the history that was displayed by her near the end; both rather shocking, and sweet at the same time. Also liked how it came into play with Diamond Tiara's great grandfather, or whoever he was. Plus, a lot of Apple Bloom's attempts to get Granny Smith out of going to her school were kinda humorous. To top it off, Silver Spoon (one of my favorites, shockingly) started to clap for Granny Smith first, which was a sweet touch. This episode had deep sentimental value and a good history lesson for the show, but...I don't know. Maybe it's the fact that I hate MY grandmother and I hate my whole FAMILY that I could care less for family episodes. Maybe it's the fact that Granny Smith was basically the star. Maybe it's the fact that Apple Bloom got to hog yet another episode (in place of her big sister, who deserves them more). It's all nice for some people, but just not for me.

21. Sweet & Elite (Episode 9): The only reason this one wasn't even FURTHER down was because of Rarity's pop song. Seriously, Becoming Popular (The Pony Everypony Should Know) is possibly my most favorite song in the series, mainly because I love pop music and Rarity has arguably one of the best voices in the show. But, that was mainly it for my love for this episode. I really hate to agree with Shadow (the dude who makes the Survivor edgics and gave me this idea), but Rarity is highly annoying sometimes. This episode just made her very UN-generous and showed her element in completely the opposite light. She was just horrid with her greed and selfish desires in this episode. Sure, she might've been thinking of herself just because she wanted to further her career, but that all changed when she started to like her "new friends" better than her "old friends", and started to get embarrassed by them. It just made me shake my head in disgust for one of my favorite ponies. Not a good episode for Rarity. Plus, abusing her own cat just to make a white lie? Shame! Loved the song, found Fleur and Fancy Pants to be nice, but hated the episode.

20. May The Best Pet Win (Episode 7): This is what happens when you give Rainbow Dash WAY too much airtime. She gets crappy episodes that make her look like a jackass rather than the pony we all love and adore. I found this episode to be in SUCH low taste that I'm even writing a story on another site on a different premise involving this episode. I mean, it's just terrible how Dash was trying to pick a pet. When you pick an animal that is meant to be your pet, it's a member of your family. You don't test their speed, their intelligence, their coolness, and all that crap. You test their HEART. Can you love this animal? Can it love you back? You don't just suddenly adopt a tiger because it's "super cool" and "you always liked them". Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy's duet was kinda cute, if not corny (seriously, some of their lines during that song made me groan and bang my head against the wall). Tank himself was a sweetheart for trying his hardest to do something that was easily impossible. When it seemed that Dash had come to her senses at the end, she forces Tank to fly on a stupid flying device. Really? You STILL can't accept your pet for who he is? Ugh. The episode may have been cute if done in another way, but I hated Dash here and was truly disgusted with her.

19. A Friend In Deed (Episode 18): As I stated before, picking episodes to list now is much harder, since I really did enjoy almost all of them. But, at the same time, you all know me as the master of debate and arguments, so I can find something wrong with ANY of them if I have to. In this case, I have to. In A Friend In Deed, I had mixed feelings. First, Pinkie's Smile, Smile, Smile song always gets me crying. I really have NO idea why or how, but it does! There's just something about how innocent and how beautiful the cheesy song is! I can't explain it. Normally, Pinkie's songs irritate me, but in this case, it was beautiful. So, there's that. But, the rest of the episode and Pinkie's actions were just...well...so callous, rude, and illogical. I just wanted to groan at most of Pinkie's actions. So, it's okay to harass and badger someone until they surrender and become your friend? Uh, earth to Pinkie, but that's called harassment, and there IS such a thing as personal space, you know. Pinkie then destroys something precious of Cranky's, and after getting sound advice from Twilight, she STILL doesn't stop. Sure, things worked out in the end, but...it was kinda deus ex machina. Things were just TOO perfect to end that way. I know it's the premise of the show itself, but really? It just didn't make much sense to end it that way, but whatever.

18. Hearth's Warming Eve (Episode 11): An alright episode, by most standards. Derpy's cute appearance before the play was adorable, the history of Equestria was believable and unique, and the girls' "acting" was commendable. But, the fact that it was just that, acting, that makes the episode seem kinda pointless and just a filler. Twilight and the other girls' characters were interesting and humorous, with Rarity's pissing me off (mainly due to how she was treating Twilight, in-character or not). I really don't have that much to say about this episode, to be perfectly honest. It's not ranked higher simply because I don't have THAT much joy in remembering it. But, at the same time, there's nothing I truly HATED about it, either. It was just a filler episode and that's pretty much it. Not that bad, but not really that great, either.

17. Baby Cakes (Episode 13): Does anyone else find Mr. Cake's explanation of how his children are neither earth ponies, like them, to be rather suspicious? Kids show or not, I still think Mrs. Cake cheated on him. But, then again, I'm a writer with a very vivid imagination and a astute creative mind. I think a LOT of different things. Eh-hem, anyway, this episode almost seemed to scream "deus ex machina" to me yet again. So, apparently, crying your eyes out and looking like a wimp will get two bratty foals to behave and be good little ponies? Uh...no, I don't think so. But, apparently, it worked for Pinkie. Rarity was once again a jerk when denying to watch the baby cakes (just the way she said it; you all KNOW I'm right), Twilight was used unnecessarily and made out to be mean when she really wasn't (Pinkie WAS over her head in trouble), Pinkie's song made me dunk my head in the sink, and most of the episode was just downright foolishness. Sure, dealing with babies IS incredibly hard, as the episode showed, but it just got solved WAY too easily and I still don't think Pinkie Pie really knows how to handle children. Kinda pointless, if you ask me.

16. The Return Of Harmony, Part 2 (Episode 2): It feels weird not putting two-parters together, not to mention having the second half worse than the first half, but that's how I feel. Things got solved WAY too quickly towards the end, and I feel really bad for Discord. I think we're all in agreement that Discord was badass and truly a likable villain, right? He made a good case in pointing out that he was just a guy who liked having fun, and didn't turn ponies into stone, like Celestia did. Him being forced back into his prison was just wrong and didn't really solve anything, if you ask me. So, instead of just forcing him to listen to reason and trying to be his friend, or doing SOMETHING different, you just turn him to stone again and be done with it? I think the girls failed to realize something: Those who fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it. It was the wrong move; you can't fix things by just repeating them. In conclusion, I also hated the discorded girls and their attitudes. Yes, they were SUPPOSED to be like that, but it was just in such bad taste and I didn't like it. Tom the boulder was kinda hilarious, though. Rarity is evil for dumping him just like that!

15. A Canterlot Wedding, Part 1 (Episode 25): So, we JUST find out that Twilight has a big brother. We JUST find out that there's apparently another princess, as if two wasn't enough (both of which we never see enough of as it is). Not really a good way to start off an episode. We don't see Twilight's parents anymore, either. Why not just give us a few brief updates now and then on Twilight's family, or the other mane six's families? What's happening with Pinkie's rock farmer family? Does Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy even HAVE families? What about Applejack's rich family? Why doesn't the show TELL us anything until it's too late? Ugh! Anyway, once again I found myself in tears at Twilight's B.B.B.F.F. song; yet again, I don't know. My body is just REALLY sensitive, and after a life of pain and misery, I get emotional over the simplest or most illogical things. But, it was a very nice song. Other than that, not much to really like about this episode before its second part. Cadance, or whom we THOUGHT was Cadance, was purely rotten. Shining Armor himself? Eh, he's nice, but he seems almost like a Mary-Sue. Seeing nopony believe Twilight when she was telling the truth, thus making the rest of the mane six, Shining Armor, and Princess Celestia all look like idiots who can't see what Twilight can? That got me really angry. Hearing Lyra talk was nice, though.

14. Sisterhooves Social (Episode 5): Starting to get to the episodes that makes it harder and harder to pick and order. Guess I'll rank this one here, purely on the basis of the first half making Rarity act like a you-know-what towards her baby sister. Sure, Sweetie Belle's "helpfulness" seemed a bit excessive and annoying, but Rarity's attitude is simply haughty and horrendous. I still love her, but sometimes I just can't STAND the way she treats others around her. It's like the world revolves only around her and that's it. What is she, German or something? Hard to tell; I'm not good at picking up on accents and mannerisms, since I never took a foreign language class. But, back on topic, while I liked Rarity's clever deception and actually doing the Social with her sister, I just didn't like how she led up to it. She was just so heartless and cruel. That's your baby sister. If she wants you to do something, go and do it and stop being such a you-know-what about it!

13. A Canterlot Wedding, Part 2 (Episode 26): So, the season finale is near the top of my rankings. That's understandable. Last season, the finale was #12 in my rankings. This season, by adding 13 and 15 together and getting the average, the final is #14. So, basically both finales were high for me, but not THAT great that I was so blown away. Finales and debuts aren't meant to be that great; they're simply meant to kick off the season and end the season with a bang. That doesn't make them THAT good. So, in the season finale, part 2, we were introduced to the rather attractive Chrysalis and her band of evil Changelings. Not bad, not bad at all. Plus, seeing Rainbow Dash kiss Fluttershy during the fight scene, not to mention seeing Pinkie's party cannon, Vinyl Scratch without her glasses, the REAL Princess Cadance, Luna, and a few other surprises were quite the delights. The ending song, while depressingly short, was rather nice, too. Twilight has such a beautiful voice. It just annoys me that Luna didn't get a much bigger role, that Celestia was rendered useless (some princess), and how the two newbies basically saved the day with "the power of love". Ugh. Call me a jerk, but that's SO cheesy and predictable. It was alright, but not the best.

12. The Return Of Harmony, Part 1 (Episode 1): So, last season, the average for the debut two-parter was #13. This season, the average is #14. The exact same as the finales. Funny how that happens, eh? But, the big part of this episode was being introduced to Discord. Being voiced by John de Lancie himself was a huge thrill (even though I personally never knew him beforehand, nor did I ever watch Star Trek or have any idea who Q even WAS). Discord is so cool and funny, and he's not really that bad of a guy, if you ask me. Just a dude who wants to have fun and takes it to the extreme. What's so bad about that? Like he said to Celestia: "At least I don't turn ponies into stone." Besides that, Discord's game was rather cliche, and seeing the girls lose their minds was a bit stupid. I mean, it took Celestia herself to send letters via Spike to snap Twilight out of it. Where was Celestia during all this? She's such a lazy-ass. Sure, she may no longer have the elements within her, but she could've helped in SOME way. Just laying back and letting your little subjects do all the work is SO like royalty. It's pathetic.

11. Lesson Zero (Episode 3): One of the two MAIN Twilight Sparkle episodes this season falls in at #11 for me. Man I love that girl; she acts SO much like me. She makes me so happy when I see her. This episode was slightly funny, but slowly turned more and more into Feeling Pinkie Keen as time progressed. Why is Twilight always seen as a naive idiot when push comes to shove? It's so insulting. I mean, really. It's obvious she has some kind of mental illness that makes her react in such a way (her actions are NOT healthy), but does the show REALLY have to have us laugh at her cracking up? How is that funny? It's not really that funny; it's kinda creepy and at the same time sad. Seeing Big Macintosh with Smarty Pants was cute, and seeing the Cutie Mark Crusaders act like foals for once was hilarious. But, other than Twilight being my girl, that's the only reason this episode is up so high. I fail to see what's so funny about humiliating your star characters just for the sake of hilarity. Plus, it was clearly another deus ex machina. I mean, Celestia just HAPPENS to show up and fix everything? She couldn't have shown up at ANY OTHER TIME during the season other than this? I'm calling bullcrap on that one.

10. The Cutie Pox (Episode 6): I think this episode made it up here by default, because I really don't know why it's here. I mean, it's a good episode, and it's pretty cute, but I don't really have anything worthwhile to say about it. Then again, I don't have anything to mock it or bash it for, either. It was just...one of those episodes that had nothing wrong with it, and due to all the others having things that irked me, wound up being in my top 10 for season 2. I suppose I can say that it was cute and funny to see Apple Bloom (as always) get herself into trouble and the chaos that led from it. It was also nice to see seldom-used Zecora and how helpful she was, as she always is. Plus, whenever we see Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, I get happy. Is it wrong to love those two rotten rich snobs? I can't help it; they're just so cute!

9. Secret Of My Excess (Episode 10): From here on out, I really don't have anything negative to say about the remaining episodes. If I DO say something negative, it'll be on the spot, so don't hold it against me. Like last season, I loved Spike's episodes. The poor little guy doesn't get enough love or attention. Either he has an episode dedicated to him (he had two in season 2), or he isn't seen at all. That's how it usually goes. Rather sad. I liked this episode because we got to see just what happens to Equestrian dragons when they mature, and HOW they mature. Rather amusing. Plus, teenage Spike and adult Spike were both hilarious and shocking. The Rarity x Spike moments were somewhat cheesy, but still really cute. It was also nice to see Cheerilee and the other background ponies do a few things. Overall, while Shadow might disagree, since he doesn't seem to like Spike's episodes, I loved this one.

8. Hurricane Fluttershy (Episode 22): I feel that I may be ill. You all know how I hate Fluttershy, right? Well, here I am, with both of Fluttershy's episodes in my top 10. Last season, I hated all four Fluttershy episodes, but this season, I loved both that she got. I suppose the reason for that is because she actually was put into a NEW situation that required her to act DIFFERENTLY. Last season, all four Fluttershy episodes basically had her in the same, pitiful form, just either taking care of an animal, scolding a dragon, staring at a cockatrice, or shuttering in front of a camera. This season, things were MUCH better. Sure, her episodes were cut in half, but I actually LIKED them. In this one, we get to see where her meekness comes from (and it's very understandable; bullies are terrible to one's psyche and mindset), and we get to see her a bit out-of-character to help out Rainbow Dash with that hurricane. I loved Fluttershy in this one, and I was proud that she finally got to do something worthwhile that kept my attention. Plus, seeing Spitfire and all those goofy Pegasi was a nice touch.

7. Dragon Quest (Episode 21): Last season, Spike's episode was #6 on my list. This season, his two are #7 and #9 respectively. Not a bad average for our little dragon pal. I really loved this episode, since it focused on Spike and what he stands for and believes in. We didn't get to see who his parents are (the ones who laid him, not Twilight who hatched him), but we did get to see some hilarious time with him and some older teenage dragons. I found their "challenges" funny and believable, I found Twilight, Rarity and Dash's disguise to be downright laughable (in a good way), and the phoenixes at the end was a nice touch. Now, Twilight has a dragon, an owl, and a phoenix. Lucky mare. What amused me most was that Spike never really denied, at least towards the end, that he was basically a female pony in a male dragon's body. You KNOW that's what he was meaning to say. But, what's rather nice is that, instead of making him look gay saying it, he still loves Rarity and can act like quite the gentleman towards her. Hmm...Spike is certainly unique, I'll say that much.

6. It's About Time (Episode 20): Twilight's second episode tops my list at #6. The only reason this isn't higher is because Twilight suffers more humiliation and injuries than I would've liked to see. Sure, it was "necessary" to prove the point of the episode, but I still don't like seeing my girl get treated like that. Makes me mad. I will agree with Celestia that her hairdo after her "accidents" was rather badass. The whole issue with time travel baffles me and makes zero sense, so I'm not going to go into it. As a whole, the episode was good. It was kinda interesting to hear about the other wacky names that Equestria has for cities, not to mention having Pinkie and Spike spend most of the episode with Twilight. I love those three being paired together; it's a good threesome, since they balance each other out nicely. One is intelligent and powerful, yet naive. One is carefree and whimsical, yet dependable. One is sarcastic and sensible, yet annoying. All three are a great combination.

5. Luna Eclipsed (Episode 4): Naturally, you'd have to be an idiot to not love Luna's breakout episode. It was really the only time we saw her, after all. I hated Luna's different appearance, since she looked more pony-like after being "saved" from Nightmare Moon; her new look makes her look...well...I can't find a good word for it, but she just doesn't look right. Also, what ticks me off is that Celestia allowed her sister to go to Ponyville, on the night that is "scariest", without teaching her about how the world has changed. She made her own sister look like an idiot. Thankfully Twilight was there, as always, to help her out. Twilight and Luna make a very good pair, as I think we all can agree on. Dash was a brat, Applejack was cute, Pinkie was downright irritating, Fluttershy made me sigh and shake my head, Zecora was freaking awesome, the Mayor was a fool, and where the hell was Rarity? Overall, easily a top 5 episode for Luna's appearance alone, but it had a few flaws.

4. Putting Your Hoof Down (Episode 19): These last four episodes are almost a toss-up for where I'm ranking them; they were that good. First, seriously, call me a doctor; I need a doctor. I have a Fluttershy episode in my top 4. That does not happen. I REALLY don't like meek girls, since they are boring and you can't do anything with them. This applies to both real life, video games, TV shows, and much more. Meek and shy girls just aren't for me. But, this episode was drop-dead awesome. First, Iron Will's speech made me crack up constantly, and seeing Fluttershy FINALLY get assertive made me stand up and applaud. I don't think she said anything wrong, either; Pinkie and Rarity got what they deserved. I LOVED how badass Fluttershy got in this episode! Seriously loved it. I figured that she would "go back to normal" near the end, but at least she finally stood up to her stupid pet rabbit...somewhat. I mainly just love Iron Will's "fool" line that makes him sound like Mr. T, and I love how Fluttershy told off Rarity and Pinkie (everything she said was true, too; I would've done the same thing a LONG time ago). Overall, great breakout episode for Fluttershy. I'm happy for her.

3. Read It And Weep (Episode 16): Clearly the best Rainbow Dash episode of the season. She was shown humility the RIGHT way, which was learning it herself, when she found out she loved to read. Then, the chase scene through the town was downright hilarious and awesome. But, let's cut to the chase. Easily, Daring-Do made this episode work wonders. Is she REALLY just a book character? I think she's actual real, and the story is just written about her. She was drop-dead gorgeous, spunky, adventurous, and seriously awesome. I loved following along with her adventure, even if I didn't get the references (I don't watch Indiana Jones movies and all that crap). I actually like her a bit more than Rainbow Dash, honestly. That's wrong, isn't it? But, I can't help it. Overall, loved the episode and I'm glad that Dash learned something without having to resort to making herself look like a jackass, having her friends backstab her, or singing a corny song.

2. The Last Roundup (Episode 14): This was my favorite episode of the season, until #1 popped up, so now Applejack's episode must settle for #2 on my list. First off, I think we're all in agreement that Derpy stole the show. Even if some whiners out there complained like the big babies they are, Derpy sounded perfect and there was nothing offensive about the way she looked or talked at all. I love that silly Pegasus; she was so adorable! Plus, it finally made it clear that her name is, without any doubt, Derpy. So, all those idiots who like that crappy "Ditzy Doo" name can go jump off a cliff. As for the rest of the episode, I loved every moment. Applejack being serious was nice to see, and Pinkie blowing her top over the broken promise was hilarious. Fluttershy's line near the end about nopony filling their hearts made me tear up, too. Applejack learned an important lesson about pride to go with her lesson about stubbornness and over-competitiveness. I just loved the episode as a whole. There was seriously nothing wrong with it to make me dislike it in any way.

1. MMMystery On The Friendship Express (Episode 24): For the second straight season, a Pinkie Pie episode has made #1 on my list. How does this happen for a pony that I really can't stand? HOW? Oh, and don't try to tell me that it was partly Twilight's episode as well, because it wasn't. She may have solved the mystery, but it was Pinkie's episode. It was HER cake, it was HER fault what happened, it was HER amusing reactions to everything that made me laugh, and it was HER ultimate ending shot where she "had her cake and ate it too". I loved the mystery theme, I found Pony Joe and the other two bakers to be humorous and perfectly executed, I liked how Dash, Fluttershy (stunner) and Rarity were all the (first) culprits, and seeing the cake-loving Princess Celestia at the end was really funny. The opening with Big Macintosh somehow not being able to support a cake (when he can drag an entire house) baffled me, and the Cakes' reactions to watching their prize nearly get destroyed were priceless. The only thing that slightly irked me was that Applejack was once again tossed to the side and really had nothing to do during the entire episode. But, that was mostly it. Other than that, Pinkie Pie gets top honors from me (sadly) for the second straight season.

I already put this on Deviantart, but I thought I'd post them here, too. It's my own thoughts on the first season of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. If you don't want to hear about any of this, then go away. Also, don't comment just to say stupid things that have no relevance to what the journal is about, okay? Thank you.

The rankings listed below are from my own personal least favorite to my most favorite episode (of season 1) and a reasoning is listed after each one. But, please be aware that I loved the entire season like I love the entire show, okay? By all means, let me know what you think. Do you agree with me? Do you disagree? Do you love Twilight almost as much as I do? Well, let me know! Anyway, here we go, starting from #26 and working our way up to #1:

26. Feeling Pinkie Keen (Episode 15): I HATED this episode with a fiery passion. Why this episode is so loved by a lot of people is beyond me. All this episode did was make a complete fool out of Twilight Sparkle and had a terrible lesson to boot. Basically, Twilight got seriously injured and beaten up throughout the entire episode thanks to Pinkie's "Pinkie Sense". Sure, it was done in the usual cartoonish way, but it was sickening to me and not at all funny. I failed to find this episode funny in the least. Pinkie was a complete joke, Twilight was horribly mocked and she was forced to come to terms with a bogus lesson, and the ending didn't make any sense. How the HELL did Celestia fall out of the sky when she can FLY? The "lesson" that I hated so much was basically: "Don't question things that you don't understand; just accept them for what they are". There's so many things wrong with that "lesson" that it ain't even funny. Overall, a dreadfully unfunny episode with no real moral, and was partly to blame why I don't care for Pinkie Pie that much.

25. Over A Barrel (Episode 21): Ironically, this episode and Feeling Pinkie Keen were the only two written by Dave Polsky, and I hate them both! How weird is that? But, it's true. This episode is not only provoking a touchy subject, but it's just...well, stupid. The buffalo characters were creepy to look at and not really all that amusing or likeable. Applejack's distant friends, including her relative Braeburn, were beyond irritating and useless, too. Pinkie's "You Gotta Share, You Gotta Care" song was one of the worst songs I've ever heard, too. The ending was so contrived that it's not even funny. So, they have a "war", and then they suddenly stop under the pretense that they get free pies and cut a way through the trees? That's IT? Wow...yeah, seriously, that's just...not right. The whole episode itself just creeped me out and made me uneasy, so much that this is one of the few episodes I really don't ever want to see again in my lifetime.

24. Dragonshy (Episode 7): Since I personally detest Fluttershy, her episodes I don't really care for. This one is no exception. I suppose all of you find it "cute" and "adorable" how Fluttershy acted so tough to that big dragon after acting like a complete baby the rest of episode? Well, not me. I found the entire episode beyond stupid and pointless. Wow...so, basically, when push comes to shove, Fluttershy can get the job done...seriously? You had to waste a whole episode to tell us that? I think, in the long run, ANYPONY could get the job done if they REALLY had to and they were backed into a corner. What was the POINT of this stupid episode? The only thing that made it even REMOTELY interesting was seeing Rarity's tush and her greed. Beyond that, I really didn't like this episode at all. It's too pointless and focused on a pathetic character who has about as much of a personality as my left foot.

23. Stare Master (Episode 17): This one I really should have ranked below Dragonshy, due to Twilight getting humiliated in it once again, but I like it a bit more thanks to the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Basically, this is just another wasted episode. Instead of focusing on Fluttershy's past or making her actually do something worthwhile, it instead focuses on the same boring stuff all over again (being nice to kids and animals). Then, they have Twilight turned to stone? That REALLY pissed me off. Yeah, I'm a Twilight lover, and maybe I stick up for her more than I should, but that's just ridiculous. Are you seriously telling me that she'd be stupid enough to let a cockatrice turn her to stone? Really? It's bullcrap that that had to happen to her JUST so Fluttershy could use her pathetic little stare. Fluttershy's lullaby song was lame and stupid, until the Cutie Mark Crusaders made it better. Really, the Cutie Mark Crusaders made this episode even remotely good; I love those fillies.

22. A Bird In The Hoof (Episode 22): Yet again, another Fluttershy episode. I'm sorry, but her episodes are just HORRIBLE. They're so incredibly boring and predictable that it sickens me and makes me groan. First off, Fluttershy has no personality. Her cute "yay", her timidness, her stares, her love for animals, and her kindness...it's not winning me over. I can't stand this brat, and this episode made me slap my forehead. Wow...so, she kidnaps Celestia's phoenix, Twilight is AGAIN made to be an idiot as she freaks out over it, and the two girls get humiliated by Celestia's pet as they try to "care" for it? Seriously? I mean...this just makes me want to cry. I seriously think that phoenix learned its naughtiness from its mistress, Celestia. Overall, another boring episode that made me snore. Nothing special that stood out and it was all completely predictable.

21. Green Isn't Your Color (Episode 20): The only Fluttershy episode remaining, so let's get it out of the way. This one was probably my "favorite" of the Fluttershy episodes, but as you can tell, it's still dreadfully low on my list. Photo "Lady Gaga" Finish was interesting, but Twilight being humiliated AGAIN while being forced to keep her stupid "Pinkie Promise" was simply irritating. Rarity's jealousy got old REALLY fast, and Fluttershy being a model made me want to blow my brains out. Was this supposed to be funny? How is seeing Fluttershy like that "cute"? I found it nauseating and sleep-inducing. The only reason this episode is ranked higher than the other three Fluttershy episodes is because I like Photo Finish and Twilight doesn't get as humiliated as badly as she does in the other three. Other than that, this was complete trash. Fluttershy isn't the star of the show for a reason, and thank God for that.

20. Griffon The Brush Off (Episode 5): I actually really like Gilda. She's cool. I don't really think she's a bully, either. What drives me crazy is how evil she's made out to be. Seriously, Pinkie DROVE HER to be that way! How would YOU feel if you were trying to hang out with one of your oldest friends who you hadn't seen since school, and then your aggravating NEW friend kept pissing you off? I don't blame Gilda for losing her temper! Yelling at Fluttershy and scaring Granny Smith wasn't very nice, but...she was probably pissed off at the ponies, thanks to Pinkie Pie, so you can't really fault her. Really, while I loved Gilda, I hated the episode and how it played out. I really think it was wrong that Dash sent Gilda away. That's not a good lesson AT ALL. Just because Gilda made a mistake, she can't be forgiven or talked with about it? You just give up on her? That's cold. I, myself, have made bad mistakes like Gilda has, and I know that I'D want to be forgiven for them. I liked the premise, but I hated the execution of this episode.

19. Swarm Of The Century (Episode 10): This episode drove me nuts. It was just one, big, jumbled mess. The fact that no one was listening to Pinkie, and the fact that Pinkie was being too retarded to actually EXPLAIN HER PLAN instead of just collecting instruments WITHOUT STATING A REASON didn't help. Celestia's visit near the end was pretty hilarious, as was the expression on her face, but besides that...I just didn't like this episode very much. It felt too...well, rude. Pinkie's an idiot, but ignoring her and not even taking her thoughts into consideration was just wrong. But, as I stated, Pinkie was at fault as well for being a fool and not just saying, "Hey, to get rid of the parasprites, you need to play them a polka! Could you help me gather instruments, please, so that we can do that?" I suppose that the episode HAD to play out that way so that the girls could learn a lesson, but...it's just really stupid. Regardless of the fact that the show was made for little kids, it drives a person crazy that they make the characters act retarded just to make the episode "work" properly.

18. A Dog And Pony Show (Episode 19): This was a mixed bag for me. Part of me really enjoyed this episode, while part of me simply detested it. First of all...diamond dogs? With the voices of Gollum from Lord Of The Rings? Seriously? I applaud their creativity, but...my wall now has a dent from how bad I banged my head against it. Rarity and Spike being together was really cute, and I'm glad that Rarity kept her flirty stature up while Spike did his best to win her over. It was rather adorable. Plus, seeing Rarity's brilliant strategy to get out of work and make the diamond dogs miserable was very clever. But, there was just something about the episode that seemed...off to me. Maybe it was from Twilight not using her magic to simply rip the dogs out of the ground...or teleport down into the ground...or just do ANYTHING? Sometimes, her magic is made to be useless, when she's been shown to be the strongest unicorn in the world...besides her mentor. I don't know. It was decent, but not one of the best.

17. The Show Stoppers (Episode 18): I love the Cutie Mark Crusaders, but what's making this episode be in the bottom half instead of the top half is simply how they were portrayed. I mean, really! Their best talents were SHOWN to each other, but they didn't realize it? Then, they go out and sing dreadfully and get mocked? Finally, they get an award for being FUNNY when they were trying to be SERIOUS? AND THEY'RE OKAY WITH THAT?!?! That's messed up! That is SUCH disrespect that I can't even get a grip on it! Personally, I loved their song (yes, they sang it horribly, but I'm the type of person who loves Rebecca Black's "Friday", so that's how I am). Those three fillies are so adorable, but I just felt that this episode was disrespectful to them. Just because they're young doesn't mean they're idiots. Due to a lack of a real moral and having the characters being disrespected, that's why they're down here.

16. Winter Wrap Up (Episode 11): Let me make this perfectly clear. The ONLY reason this is up as high as it is...is because of "Winter Wrap-Up" the song. It was a freaking amazing song that is beyond catchy and very creative. But, besides that, I found the episode once again to be insulting and disrespectful. Basically, Twilight is made out to be a fool by not being able to do ANYTHING without her magic? Then, suddenly, her special talent is...organization? Are you freaking serious? That isn't funny. That isn't cute. That isn't creative. That's a cop-out! Ugh, I was SO angry when THAT'S all Twilight had to offer. Seriously, she should've just said: "You know what? Screw all of you! I'm using my magic whether you like it or not! I don't care for tradition! If you want it done right, you'll use my magic!" Seriously, the song was wicked, but that was it; the episode should be thankful it's up as high as it is thanks to the song alone.

15. Friendship Is Magic, Part 1 (Episode 1): The very start of this wonderful craze that I hope lasts a very, very long time. This episode is up fairly high, but not high enough as others. While the episode was alright, it felt...kinda silly. Spike was kinda funny and cute, though; he doesn't get the spotlight a lot, so this at least allowed him to stand out for a bit. Twilight meeting Applejack was...interesting. I took a small liking to the apple girl. Twilight meeting Rainbow Dash was...actually kinda rude and sexy at the same time. It almost seemed like Dash was flirting with Twilight, don't you think? That or she just somehow tackled Twilight out of everywhere else she COULD'VE landed instead. Twilight meeting Rarity was...beyond irritating. Seriously, if this didn't show Rarity to be a stuck-up, selfish, self-absorbed jackass, I don't know what will. Twilight meeting Fluttershy was...annoying, let's leave it at that. Twilight meeting Pinkie...for technically the second time...gave me a migraine. At least meeting Nightmare Moon at the end was nice. Seriously, her voice ROCKED, and she was very attractive, too.

14. The Cutie Mark Chronicles (Episode 23): Overall, this was a rather nice episode. Seeing the mane six's past and their filly selves was rather cute, not to mention seeing how they got their cutie marks. I felt it was a LITTLE contrived, with how Rainbow Dash ultimately brought them all together, but...eh, it worked. Scootaloo was kinda a brat, but that's Scoots for ya. I LOVED Applejack's story; it was both unexpected, and at the same time heartwarming. Pinkie's story was also unexpected, and I'll have to admit that it was also touching and sweet...and her "and that's how Equestria was made" line was priceless, too. Fluttershy's story...ugh, gag me. Rarity's story...typical and boring. Twilight's story...so adorable! Man I love that unicorn! Her bouncing is SO...FREAKING...CUTE! Rainbow's story...not bad. Not as great as Scoots made it out to be, but not bad. Once more, it was an alright episode. Not in the top 10, but pretty good nonetheless to be a placeholder.

13. Applebuck Season (Episode 4): I'm kinda stunned that all of Applejack's episodes have made it to the halfway point and are thus in my favorites (I don't consider Over A Barrel to be an Applejack episode). This one was a pretty cute little episode to really get us more into the swing of things. Seeing Applejack's hard-working attitude, and actually hearing Big Macintosh speak a few lines, was refreshing. What irritated me was that it kinda grew boring after awhile. I mean, all it was about was Applejack working by herself and not accepting help...maybe they could've added a bit more? I don't know. Also, Twilight, are you REALLY that lazy that you HAD to use your magic to teleport after Applejack instead of just following her? Not that I'm complaining; I love you to death. I'm just saying...that was kinda lazy. A nice episode for a pony I honestly didn't like at first, and you're about to see more from her, too.

12. The Best Night Ever (Episode 26): Like with Winter Wrap Up, the opening song is what made this episode good. It was one of the best songs of the series so far. Very catchy, very dynamic, and overall really cool. Dash's part, naturally, was the best. Pinkie's "The Pony Pokey" was kinda annoying, but was cute. The episode kinda went as expected, too. Rarity discovered Blueblood was a self-centered bastard...even worse than herself! Fluttershy freaked the animals out and thus freaked out herself. Pinkie didn't get to party the way she wanted. Applejack only sold a pie to Soarin and that was it. Dash couldn't get to talk with Spitfire due to the Wonderbolts' popularity. Twilight never got a chance to talk to the hostess, Celestia. FINALLY, Fluttershy made me grin. THIS is how I wish she was; THIS makes Fluttershy a HELL of a lot funnier and more watchable. Seeing her go demonic and psycho was drop-dead hilarious. So, why isn't this episode in the top 10? Because Trollestia stated: "The Gala is ALWAYS bad; I only invited you girls because I know you're all unbalanced, annoying brats and I'd KNEW you'd cause a riot and liven things up". So...yeah, not really very nice, Princess.

11. Friendship Is Magic, Part 2 (Episode 2): The second part is always better than the first, at least most times it is. In this case, as you can tell from how high I have this one compared to the first part, I agree that it was better. The episode was pretty good, except for the ending. Pinkie's "Giggle At The Ghostly" song was kinda cute, but...laughing to make the scary monsters go away? Uh, yeah...that doesn't work, Pinkie. Try doing that to Jason Voorhees' face and I'll see you in pieces, party girl. Rainbow Dash refusing the Shadowbolts over her friends was touching, so props to her for that. Applejack...all she said was to "trust her"? That was IT? She kinda had a wasted part, if you ask me. Fluttershy...wow, she calmed a manticore. SO amazing...NOT. Rarity's generosity was a nice touch in this case; if only we actually saw this side of her more often. But, like I said, I hated the ending. Why was Luna forced to apologize when she did nothing wrong? Her evil sister was the one who banished her for 1,000 years just because of a temper tantrum! That was some serious bullcrap. Celestia was in the wrong, not Luna.

10. Call Of The Cutie (Episode 12): And we've cracked the top 10, folks! These are my top 10 favorite episodes of season 1, and if you don't like that, you can kiss my butt! This episode is right here because it first introduces us to Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, all of whom I love. Pinkie's "Cupcakes" song, despite being very short, was very catchy and enjoyable. Seeing what Apple Bloom was going through to try and get her cutie mark was rather hilarious and cute; you gotta love that filly. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon...I don't know why, but I REALLY love those two little brats. Their booty-bump was adorable, too. Plus, this is technically when the Cutie Mark Crusaders originated, so how can you not rank this episode up high for that? Overall, a very cute and wonderful little episode that I fully enjoyed.

9. Suited For Success (Episode 14): A very nice episode for Rarity, while a bad one for the rest of the cast. I seriously wanted to scream at the other five girls when they rejected Rarity's first batch of dresses. I mean, really! I'm no female, but were they BLIND or just STUPID? Those dresses rocked! Plus, Rarity worked so freaking hard on them! God, no gratitude whatsoever. But, I loved the episode for introducing us to Vinyl Scratch (DJ PON-3), for making us see Rarity in another light, and for the brilliant song "Art Of The Dress", which I play over and over again. To be honest, Rarity's second batch of dresses were actually nice, too...in MY opinion. That pony can really work wonders, I'll say that much. Opal the cat is...highly irritating...but, since cats are my favorite animals...I'm forced to love the prissy creature. This was a great episode.

8. Fall Weather Friends (Episode 13): The episode with my lucky number 13...and it was pretty darn good. Rainbow Dash and Applejack going at each other was freaking hilarious. It was so cute to see them competing and cheating just to win; personally, I was always pulling for Dash to win, since she's my third favorite pony after Twilight and Trixie. The episode had beautiful colors and animation with the running and all the tricks and turns and leaves and all that other junk. Dash and AJ, besides being paired as a common couple, were really awesome. But, my sweetie, Twilight, stole the show, as she should in EVERY episode. What pisses me off is that she didn't win first place. Fifth is alright, but...still, I wish she had gotten first. It would've made beating Dash and Applejack that much more awesome. But, alas, the two brats learning their lesson and Twilight basically saying, "How do you like me now, fools?" made for a very cute and brilliant episode that I enjoyed.

7. Sonic Rainboom (Episode 16): I really don't know why this episode is all the way up here on my list. I don't really have that many GREAT things to say about it. Fluttershy's pathetic cheering was...amusing. Seeing Cloudsdale for the first time was...exhilarating. Seeing Rarity get aggressive and butt-bump Twilight in the face, get her own set of wings, act like a whore while showing off to EVERYTHING, and then nearly getting killed...so freaking awesome. Dash performing a stunning feat that defies science...almost just as freaking awesome. But, besides that, nothing much to say about the episode. It had a nice little ending, though; seeing Dash win the talent show and then fly off into the sunset with Spitfire was cute. A good episode, but not great...and yet it's this high on my list. Pretty weird, huh?

6. Owl's Well That Ends Well (Episode 24): I really don't understand why the person I took this idea from doesn't like this episode. I really loved it! Spike was so freaking adorable and hilarious in it. Yes, he was made out to be an immature brat...but that's precisely WHY the episode was so great. Seeing him act mature and intelligent is rather...boring. Seeing him get himself into out-of-character situations and have to rely on...other means...is awesome! Plus, I like owls, so seeing Owlowiscious for the first time was rather cute. Spike's dastardly deeds were so fun to watch play out, not to mention rather shocking (fake blood on a kid's show). It had a good lesson and a good moral, a good ending, and a very sweet overall message. I really liked this adorable episode between Twilight, an owl, and a dragon.

5. Bridle Gossip (Episode 9): Zecora's debut was a great success. Not only is she incredibly hot and attractive, but the episode was very silly and I couldn't stop watching. Apple Bloom's debut was a big hit, too; she's a great filly. There's just so much about this episode that I loved that I can't write it all down without making this little area too big. Seeing the effects of the poison joke...hearing Zecora's cute rhyming tendency...hearing Pinkie and Flutterguy's "Evil Enchantress" songs...watching Spike's reactions...all brilliant. I love Zecora and I love this episode. To think that it would make my top 5, though, is kinda shocking to me. But, given what's left, there's no doubt that this episode deserved to be here.

4. Boast Busters (Episode 6): I'm stunned that I'm not listing this as my #1 favorite episode of season 1. But, I realize that, just because it stars Trixie, it's not my overall favorite. Trixie is, beyond a doubt, an amazing pony who captured my heart almost immediately. I still think she's Twilight's sister (even though the two make a great couple as well), and I pray we see more of her down the road. Trixie seriously made this episode work before Twilight was forced to steal the spotlight. Snips and Snails...ugh, those two ARE highly annoying, but not enough that I'd be forced to rank this episode low. Trixie putting Applejack, Rarity and Rainbow Dash in their places was awesome, seeing Twilight's powerful magic was awesome, seeing the freakish Ursa Major and Ursa Minor was awesome, and seeing Snips and Snails' "punishment" was awesome. The only minor complaint I'd have is Trixie leaving so abruptly after getting unfairly humiliated by the town and Twilight. Besides that, I loved the episode.

3. The Ticket Master (Episode 3): While I agree with the person I got this idea from that the plot behind this episode is cliche, that didn't make it any less enjoyable. When I first downloaded this episode, I watched it a good five times or so because I loved it so much. The ponies were all brats in it while trying to win Twilight's other ticket, and what annoys me is that Celestia KNEW about Twilight's other friends, and yet she didn't give more tickets. Another strike for Trollestia. What intrigues me is the thought that Twilight got only two tickets and what that would usually imply. Think about it...don't you think that MAYBE Celestia was saying for Twilight to go on a date? Basically, Twilight could give the other ticket to her date, and they could go together. Perhaps THAT'S why she gave her two tickets. It's an interesting thought, to say the least. But, yeah, this episode was my favorite for a very long time...at least until I saw the final two episodes on my list.

2. Look Before You Sleep (Episode 8): God I love this episode, and it's one reason why I love the Rarity x Applejack shipping. First, let me just get the one negative out of the way so I can focus on the positives. The thing I didn't like about this episode was how stupid Twilight was made out to be. Seriously, a tree crashes into her home...and she's too concerned with reading a book on how what to do during a slumber party? REALLY? Ugh. Well, that aside, I loved this. Rarity and Applejack's feud was SO hilarious and awesome to watch play out. I'll admit, when I FIRST saw this episode, I was rooting for Rarity to win out (and I think she pretty much did, in the end). But, today, I wouldn't have minded either way. Those two little brats were SO cute and I really, really enjoyed this episode. Seeing them glare at each other at the start, quickly followed by hugging each other for comfort...possibly one of the moments of the show, at least for me.

1. Party Of One (Episode 25): I honestly did not see this coming myself...and I was the one making this list! To think that I'd have a freaking Pinkie Pie episode as my #1 favorite episode of the first season...over my own girl Twilight and her own episodes...I'm beyond horrified at myself. But, it's true...this episode was my favorite. I really don't have anything negative to say about it! Well, aside from the fact that Pinkie's a paranoid idiot, but...we already knew that. Seriously, Pinkamena (Pinkie's "alter ego" form with her hair down) is SO much more interesting than her normal form...not to mention a LOT easier to deal with. Her "party of one" with Gummy and her random items was hilarious, as was her interrogation of Spike, her spying, and her cute "Singing Telegram" song at the beginning. But, possibly my most favorite part of the entire series so far? When Pinkamena angrily slammed her butt down onto Dash's head and smashed it good as the Pegasus was trying to push her out. Sexy, hilarious, perfect...everything. I really don't like Pinkie, but...give the brat props. She won me over for my favorite episode of season 1.

Great, I'm starting to act like AbsoluteAnonymous with how I'm now making a blog to squeal with glee at someone making cover art for my "most" successful series: Total Magic Pony Island. The wonderful shadow0knight decided to make a new, much better (in my opinion) cover image for my series. I love it! Everypony, go here to check it out:

Total Magic Pony Island Cover Image (New!)

Oh, and sorry for not updating in a very long time. Life hasn't been easy over here. There was a funeral, a lot of fighting, a situation involving a room getting totally cleaned, and much more. But, don't worry, I'm trying my best. Stay tuned for more updates! On what? Just wait and see!

For far too long now, people continue to whine about the way I write. Most of the complaints I get usually involve my portrayal of Rainbow Dash (which I, personally, think is nonsense), and the pace of which I write chapters. Most of you probably already know this, but for those of you who don't and are curious, allow me to explain what a story arc (also called a dramatic arc) is and how all good writers should apply it to their own pieces of work.

STORY ARC:

First of all, what is this, you ask? Well, a story arc is something that you all should've learned back in sixth grade, or possibly even before. It involves five different parts that tend to form a pyramid. These parts are: Exposition, Rising Action, Climax, Falling Action, and Resolution. If you are serious about writing a good story, you should always try to follow these five parts (preferably in order, although some go backwards). I will explain each part in detail, and then use the wonderful AbsoluteAnonymous and her great-yet-aggravating story, The Games We Play, as an example. Let us begin, shall we?

PART 1: EXPOSITION/INTRODUCTION

Explanation: The exposition, or introduction for you people who like it simple, provides the background information needed to properly understand the story, such as the problem in the beginning of the fiction. It usually sets the stage for what the rest of the story will be about. Naturally, there will be twists and turns and probably involve a lot of stuff that the exposition had nothing to do with. But, be that as it may, it still sets the stage, if you will.

Example: In The Games We Play, the story starts right out with Mare Do Well's introduction, followed closely by Rainbow Dash coming in, getting into trouble, and being saved by the masked mare. Easy to say, this sets the reader up for the rest of the story. It forces the reader to ask many questions, makes the reader curious, and (somewhat) makes the reader excited to find out more. This is rather a successful exposition on AA's part.

PART 2: RISING ACTION

Explanation: During rising action, the basic internal conflict is complicated by the introduction of related secondary conflicts, including various obstacles that frustrate the protagonist's attempt to reach his goal. Secondary conflicts can include adversaries of lesser importance than the story’s antagonist, who may work with the antagonist or separately, by and for themselves or actions unknown. Sometimes, the rising action can take a very long time and can be rather strenuous, including filler chapters or parts.

Example: In The Games We Play, the story uses several chapters involving Rainbow Dash grilling her friends, trying to find clues, and making the readers all believe that the story is actually a mystery. All of this takes place while our protagonist cyan mare tries to find out more about the masked mare stalking her. Mare Do Well, technically the antagonist (I prefer anti-hero, since I honestly had no problem with Mare Do Well's actions) and Pinkie Pie (the secondary protagonist) both work out their own battles during the rising action in this story. Brilliant job executing this by AA.

PART 3: CLIMAX

Explanation: The third part is the climax, or turning point, which marks a change, for the better or the worse, in the protagonist’s affairs. If the story is a comedy, things will have gone badly for the protagonist up to this point; now, the tide, so to speak, will turn, and things will begin to go well for him or her. If the story is a tragedy, the opposite state of affairs will ensue, with things going from good to bad for the protagonist. Simply put, this is where the main part happens or the most dramatic part.

Example: In The Games We Play, it's rather hard to say what the climax is, since I am not AA and I don't know her mind. But, from a reader's standpoint, I'd have to point to the part where Pinkie kisses Rainbow Dash as the climax. Up to this point, Dash had been mostly oblivious, or even completely stupid in ignoring Pinkie's on-comings. So, once this big event happens, it completely changes the story and starts to play a bigger role involving Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Mare Do Well. It was quite a good climax by AA, so once more she did a great job.

PART 4: FALLING ACTION

Explanation: During the falling action, the conflict between the protagonist and the antagonist unravels, with the protagonist winning or losing against the antagonist (or even tying, I suppose). The falling action might contain a moment of final suspense, during which the final outcome of the conflict is in doubt. Basically, this is the second half of the story involving the events leading up to the grand finale. This usually leads to a lot of suspense, if the writer is good and leaves the reader excited for the ending.

Example: In The Games We Play, basically every point following the time when Pinkie finally confesses her feelings is part of the falling action. The silly party mare continues to act so blatant in her feelings, and Mare Do Well starts to fall apart, while at the same time Rainbow Dash herself starts to lose her mind. All of this reaches its "finale" once Rainbow Dash captures Mare Do Well and removes her mask. Again, excellently executed by our dear writer. AA.

PART 5: RESOLUTION/CATASTROPHE/DENOUEMENT

Explanation: The denouement, or resolution for you simple people, comprises events between the falling action and the actual ending scene of the story and thus serves as the conclusion of the story. Conflicts are resolved, creating normality for the characters and a sense of catharsis, or release of tension and anxiety, for the reader. Denouement basically means "the unraveling or untying of the complexities of a plot" (no, not Twilight's plot, even if it is beautiful). Sometimes, stories may have no denouement, because of a quick or surprise ending. Others, on the other hand, have a rather elaborate one.

Example: In The Games We Play, the final two chapters is basically this. The you-know-what hits the fan after Mare Do Well is unmasked, and the following chapter basically answers (I guess) a lot of the questions that the reader was wondering. The final chapter basically summed up the story and brought it to a close (I think, since I'll confess that I refused to actually read it). Even though I, myself, was quite disgusted and angry with how this happened, the denouement was still good. AA did her job perfectly.

REASONING FOR THIS BLOG

Easy. STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT TRIP OF A LIFETIME GOING TOO SLOW AND NOT CHANGING, AND ABOUT RAINBOW DASH BEING A JERK IN TOTAL MAGIC PONY ISLAND AND MAY THE BEST PET WIN...MY HEART? IS THAT CLEAR? GOOD!

I have my reasons, people. I'm following this pyramid, and the rising action is NOT a fast process, okay? You CANNOT rush it, or else you get crap. So, either stop whining, or go away. I'm all for constructive criticism, but not when it's nonsense about how to write my characters. I'm not an idiot; I KNOW what I'm doing. Please stop telling me how to write. Point out spelling, grammar, or other confusion mistakes. But do NOT whine about the characters and how they act and why they act that way. Everything will eventually be explained at the denouement. Thank you for reading this. Hopefully, this will help some of you other writers out there.

Oh, and go read The Games We Play if you haven't already. I personally do not like the ending, but AA is a fabulous author and, while I envy her for getting two stories on that biased Equestria Daily, I still respect her to the fullest and admire her writing.

Well, with the newest episode of Total Magic Pony Island out, it's time to update a few things. First is the elimination table and Shadey's Edgic. Please, have a look at both of them, since a lot of work goes into them:

TMPI Elimination Table

TMPI Edgic

Now, here are the poll results, in case you are all interested:

WHO ARE YOU ROOTING FOR TO WIN TOTAL MAGIC PONY ISLAND? (Outdated Version)

1. Spike (19%) [29 votes]

2. Twilight Sparkle (16%) [25 votes]

T-3. Rainbow Dash (13%) [20 votes]

T-3. Trixie (13%) [20 votes]

T-5. Fluttershy (10%) [15 votes]

T-5. Pinkie Pie (10%) [15 votes]

7. Cheerilee (6%) [9 votes]

T-8. Celestia (5%) [8 votes]

T-8. Rarity (5%) [8 votes]

10. Scootaloo (2%) [3 votes]

Conclusion: A lot of people are now disappointed, given who the #1 vote-getter was. Also, despite the whining, there's still a "lot" of support for Rainbow Dash. Sadly, for a certain filly, there's not much love at all.

IF A CAMPER RETURNS TO TOTAL MAGIC PONY ISLAND, WHOM DO YOU HOPE IT IS?

1. Vinyl Scratch (24%) [35 votes]

2. Silver Spoon (16%) [23 votes]

3. Derpy Hooves (13%) [19 votes]

4. Gilda (12%) [18 votes]

5. Luna (11%) [16 votes]

6. Applejack (9%) [14 votes]

7. Zecora (7%) [10 votes]

8. Apple Bloom (4%) [6 votes]

9. Diamond Tiara (3%) [5 votes]

10. Sweetie Belle (1%) [2 votes]

Conclusion: A lot of people are now happy, given who the #1 vote-getter was. The people who voted for the third and the fourth place finishers should also be happy. I was shocked to see just who was in the #2 position; did I really do that good a job of putting her in to the story to make so many people like her? Wow, I'm good! When you look at the severe drop-off between the OTHER three fillies on the list, it's rather shocking just how much Silver Spoon is now liked.

Thank you all very much for voting! I did so enjoy seeing the results each and every day; it's always very intriguing to see how others think and what's on their minds. Polls and numbers can tell a lot about a person, did you know? But, there's a few new polls that I've just created, so if you enjoy taking polls, are not busy, and simply do not mind, then please take them! I was forced to use another site for my polls, much like AbsoluteAnonymous. Don't know why, but they won't let me anymore polls; a stupid error keeps coming up. I deleted one of my five polls, and it did no good! So, while I don't like this new place, it's my only choice. You can vote for all of them on the same page:

TMPI NEW POLLS