Joined January 2012
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Favourite stories

  • It Takes a Village Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need help... by determamfidd 148,765 words · 27,000 views · 2,897 likes · 49 dislikes
  • On a Cross and Arrow Twilight and her five friends are transported during a botched spell, across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one tha by Conner Cogwork 86,362 words · 40,392 views · 3,735 likes · 72 dislikes
  • Monster A human with a rather unique ability is hunted, till he find himself in a land different to his own. by BlackWing 100,396 words · 8,505 views · 686 likes · 42 dislikes

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  • Let You GoWho would've known that it would happen so fast? Heh... One day you're all fine, smiling and cracking jokes. But the next day... You're not there anymore. You just disappeared and took all the cheerfulness with you.1,089 words ·480 views ·45 likes ·0 dislikes
  • Magical Mercenary MayhemAfter Rarity claims that she is the prettiest and the most fabulous unicorn in the known universe, what happens if nine mercenaries happen to hear her, all armed with nasty guns and flamethrowers.2,244 words ·431 views ·31 likes ·1 dislikes
  • Thicker Than WaterSpike thought he was done with Garble. After the botched egg raid, he supposed he'd seen the last of him. Hopefully he'll never have to see him again. Too bad for him, because when Garble strolls into town with some very interesting news, S6,121 words ·2,668 views ·261 likes ·4 dislikes
  • Bad Company in Human Horsey-LandWhen Jay figures out that there is a way for him to go to a world with humans, he jumps on the opportunity to get away from the ponies. Things turn out not as he expected, and he is not happy about it. At all.2,799 words ·483 views ·45 likes ·4 dislikes
  • SuperheroThe safety of Equestria is on the line! After a new villain appears that the Elements of Harmony can't defeat, Equestria is in dire need for a new hero! Too bad they got the Dragonfly instead...1,479 words ·240 views ·18 likes ·3 dislikes

Heeeeey people, Symphony here bringing you a preview of a one-shot  comedy story I've got cooking. Here it is;

Hey, I'm Daniel. I'm your usual run-of-the-mill college dropout, beside one crucial fact.

I'm kinda stuck in a land filled to the brim with happy-go-lucky miniature horses and the first thing I did when I got here was to accidentally knock out their horse-god princess with a sun on her arse by crash landing on her.

Yeah. Fun times.

Now there's just one problem about staying here... Apparently, all mares have something called 'heat' which makes them want to hump every male in a mile radius to a fine powder. Now, if this was earth and all the mares we're actual humans, I would already be ripping off my shirt and stumbling out of my pants. But these are horses, not humans. So...

Ha! Nope! Running away!

Don't worry,  there is nopony actually doing the nasty in it, and no diddling the doodly in it either. It's basically another dumb Symphony-brand comedy fic with a bit more innuendo thrown in.

Oh and also, I passed 500 followers. Neat.

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My favourites of my own Multi-Chapter stories

  • Bad Company After a wild night out on the town, Jay decides to go back to Pony-land for a quick visit. Things don't go quite as planned though as he finds himself trapped in a dimension full of colorful ponies and friendship. by Symphony 14,549 words · 1,521 views · 161 likes · 12 dislikes
  • Tank's Story A brony in Equestria turned into a well-known tortoise. by Symphony 6,723 words · 1,083 views · 60 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Carolean A carolean soldier in Equestria by Symphony 28,247 words · 1,920 views · 116 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Spiked Flowers Spike as a stoner. by Symphony 10,358 words · 2,213 views · 68 likes · 5 dislikes
  • When The Wind Changes Discord is free again, but this time some changes occured. by Symphony 69,756 words · 10,035 views · 896 likes · 46 dislikes

My favourites of my One-shots

  • An Evening At The Library by Symphony 508 words · 850 views · 28 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Me I never wanted to cause pain. by Symphony 1,043 words · 1,228 views · 100 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Fluttershy Steps On an Ant What happens when the most caring, careful pony ever steps on a small creature? by Symphony 4,150 words · 1,329 views · 67 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Five Simple Words Join the ponies as they learn the joy of IDGAF by Symphony 1,949 words · 1,678 views · 70 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Rainfall A trapped beast, lost within his own mind. A strong princess with an untold past and pain. by Symphony 4,094 words · 1,376 views · 76 likes · 1 dislikes


#1159606 · 10w, 5d ago · · ·

I remember reading your stories a while ago, thankfully I found it again.

When the wind changes made me laugh. :rainbowlaugh:

#965993 · 25w, 4d ago · · ·

Idk y im doin this but.....

#783756 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·


No meta allowed motherfucker.

#783720 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·

Faggot, in spite, i will be writing a fic about you.

Heads up motherfucker.

#754689 · 44w, 12h ago · · ·

Well I'm sorry to hear it. I hope you get well soon. But really you did and awesome job on the story.

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