Super Trampoline

Joined June 2013
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I can't promise I'm an amazing writer, but I CAN promise I'm an interesting one! Skype me! I'm bgchandler

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  • Famous Last Words A Double Feature: in the first, Daring Do looks back on her life with regret. In the second, ponies play Jeopardy, or so it seems. by Super Trampoline 1,459 words · 62 views · 10 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Hungry Join US ponies. Please. Bitter hunger never sleeps. by Super Trampoline 1,167 words · 136 views · 9 likes · 7 dislikes
  • These Are the Days of Our Lives When you've built your life around crusading, how do you live when the war's called off? by Super Trampoline 1,617 words · 116 views · 12 likes · 1 dislikes

Wherever You are in This World, Thank You for Visiting!


The sequel to White Space is coming August 6th, and it's HEAVY.

To love a changeling is one thing. But to love your husband's killer? That's pushing it.

My name is Sandy Shoreline, and I'm married to a monster.

Changeling Your Point of View

Long Term Project: Austraeohaiku

Rainbow Dash flies east,

Seventeen sounds at a time,

Each chapter three lines.

This is a retelling of Austraeoh in haiku form.

Currently on: Chapter 17 of 200

Date started: December 28, 2013

Projected publishing date: Hopefully in April

Projected completion date: Someday


The SuperVerse

The Many Adventures of Doctor Whooves and Fleur Dis Lee
[Romance] [Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure]

The Doctor's wife dies. Fleur's fiancé Fancypants calls off the wedding. They seek the services of Madamoiselle Pinkamina and Matching Feelings, two of the greatest matchmakers in Equestria. Shenanigans ensue. 26 6

[Slice of Life]

Before Nightmare moon, before King Sombra, before Discord, before Equestria, before the three tribes, before the royal sisters, I am. And tonight, I visit a very special somepony. It's her birthday after all. 17 1

The Assassination of Rarity Belle by the Coward August Flower
[Tragedy] [sad]

Pretty self-explanatory (not written yet.) [/size]

Sweetie Beltway
[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure] Cutie Mark Crusaders Civil Engineers Yay!0 0

Nothing Gold Can Stay
[Sad] [Dark] [Crossover] [Slice of Life]

After Rarity's death, Doctor Whooves Takes Discord, Celestia, and Fleur Dis Lee several billion years into the future, to watch the long-princessless sun engulf the planet Earth. Somehow, that makes things better. 18 1

Go West, Young Mare
[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure]

Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash visit a friend. Unfortunately, this friend lives a thousand miles away. Oh and he's a high priest—whatever that means. And he's at least 3,000 years old. And Twilight miiiight have a crush on him. Eww.0 0

Needless to say, these took a lot of formatting.

One of my Pet Peeves

Proud Part of the Make Meeester Happy Foundation!

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Those things where I almost always uncheck the two boxes in the settings...

The Best Character Study I've Read

In which Shining Armor is painfully deconstructed and put back together a stronger stallion in the wake of his wedding

Cadence In A Minor

by Isseus

Some More Pictures I Like

Bat ponies are best ponies. I should know. I am one.

Holy cow this is adorable!

Sixteen Selected Stories: Silly, Spike, Stupid, Scary, Senescence, Sensual, Sweet, Saccharine, Shivering, Speed, Sequel, Slurred, Sun, Simile, Sad, Shenanigans


About me · 9:32pm

You're like half batpony with some weird fur disease and a bear trap for teeth ~Silent Shadow

Trampolines are dangerous butt fun ~Piquo Pican Pistchio Pie

I remember you. You hit me with your bat wings at BABScon. Not cool bro. ~Daniel Bergstorm

that is the worst oc i have ever seen even of the joke ones ~coolin79

Hello my name is Super Trampoline, and I am a bat pony studying music composition. I also write mediocre fanfiction about the documentary show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Cheers! Want to know anything about me or talk about something? Just ask!

Something you should know about me is that I write VERY short chapters. My longest chapter, the one shot about Fluttershy and the Gila monster, clocks in at just over 6,000 words, and is over three times longer than any other chapters I've written. at the other end of the extreme, my bad shipfic anthology is comprised almost entirely of 100 word chapters.

As far as labels go, I consider myself a heterosexual feminist pro-choice anti-Palestinian-apartheid anti-fascist LGBTQ-ally hippie Christian idealist environmentalist pacifistic capitalistic socialist.

If you had to compare me to characters on the show, I'm like Twilight Sparkle minus her work ethic and the cult of organization, mixed with Pinkie Pie with a little more self awareness and a little less outgoing. And I love animals like Fluttershy but have neither the patience to care for them nor her semi-crippling shyness.

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People I like

xjuggernautx is always a pleasure to talk with.

Writers who I like for their writing:

Skywriter and Imploding Colon

Less Popular, But Mostly Not Without Charm

I Love Feedback!

#1413293 · 3h, 24m ago · · ·

I am fine, thank you for asking. :twilightsmile:

#1400575 · 6d, 8h ago · · ·

Thanks for the watch :twilightsmile:

#1400325 · 6d, 17h ago · · ·

>>1400315 Would you kindly have a nice night! :trollestia: Oh, and, um, read my stories! :derpyderp2:

#1400315 · 6d, 17h ago · · ·


...Was that "Have a great day" bit at the end a suggestion? A wish?

... Or a freaking hypnotic command?!


... Have a good night yourself (ain't different hemispheres grand?) :twilightsmile:

#1400305 · 6d, 17h ago · 1 · ·

>>1400301 It's a good thing I rarely visit EQD's Drawfriends, or I'd have even more pictures. Anyway, here's what you are rewarded with upon reaching the bottom:

Have a great day! :twilightsmile:

#1400301 · 6d, 17h ago · · ·

I... I don't even... I-I saw your hello and decided to greet you 'in person'... b-but your page is like a blackhole of time wasting! I can't even find the freaking bottom!! H-help, it feels like I've been here for hours :raritycry:

#1399993 · 6d, 19h ago · · ·

>>1399989 Thank you, I guess.

Challenge accepted!

#1399989 · 6d, 19h ago · · ·

>>1399980 I consider you my friendly arch rival now, btw. Similar view and follower counts, and a propensity for writing large amounts of shit. :raritywink:

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