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Wherever You are in This World, Thank You for Visiting!

COMING JULY 6th TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

The sequel to White Space is coming August 6th, and it's HEAVY.

To love a changeling is one thing. But to love your husband's killer? That's pushing it.

My name is Sandy Shoreline, and I'm married to a monster.

Changeling Your Point of View



Long Term Project: Austraeohaiku

Rainbow Dash flies east,

Seventeen sounds at a time,

Each chapter three lines.

This is a retelling of Austraeoh in haiku form.

Currently on: Chapter 17 of 200

Date started: December 28, 2013

Projected publishing date: Hopefully in April

Projected completion date: Someday


Introducing...

The SuperVerse

The Many Adventures of Doctor Whooves and Fleur Dis Lee
[Romance] [Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure]

The Doctor's wife dies. Fleur's fiancé Fancypants calls off the wedding. They seek the services of Madamoiselle Pinkamina and Matching Feelings, two of the greatest matchmakers in Equestria. Shenanigans ensue. 26 6

Melchizek
[Slice of Life]

Before Nightmare moon, before King Sombra, before Discord, before Equestria, before the three tribes, before the royal sisters, I am. And tonight, I visit a very special somepony. It's her birthday after all. 17 1

The Assassination of Rarity Belle by the Coward August Flower
[Tragedy] [sad]

Pretty self-explanatory (not written yet.) [/size]

Sweetie Beltway
[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure] Cutie Mark Crusaders Civil Engineers Yay!0 0

Nothing Gold Can Stay
[Sad] [Dark] [Crossover] [Slice of Life]

After Rarity's death, Doctor Whooves Takes Discord, Celestia, and Fleur Dis Lee several billion years into the future, to watch the long-princessless sun engulf the planet Earth. Somehow, that makes things better. 18 1

Go West, Young Mare
[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure]

Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash visit a friend. Unfortunately, this friend lives a thousand miles away. Oh and he's a high priest—whatever that means. And he's at least 3,000 years old. And Twilight miiiight have a crush on him. Eww.0 0

Needless to say, these took a lot of formatting.



One of my Pet Peeves

Proud Part of the Make Meeester Happy Foundation!

Unique stories, and my favorite story

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  • Clockwork What is time to a pony? by 71NYL-5CR4TCH 17,101 words · 3,531 views · 587 likes · 19 dislikes
  • A Mark Of Appeal Joyous Release has what she feels to be the worst talent and cutie mark in Equestria. She's approached Luna with a simple request: that the Princess rid her of both -- forever. A simple request which happens to be impossible... by Estee 60,666 words · 4,883 views · 593 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Princess Twilight Sparkle's 505th Birthday The sequel to Princess Twilight Sparkle's 500th Birthday by Autumnschild 104,072 words · 9,501 views · 1,073 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Magic, and Mayhem, and... Murder? Oh my... Shawn Spencer, fake psychic detective, goes where no man has gone before. by Invictus 137,798 words · 8,378 views · 832 likes · 20 dislikes

Stories That Made Me Cry

Favorite Adventures That Aren't Anthropology or Integration or Fo:E or Equestria from Dust or Echo the Diamond Dog or the 600+ chapter behemoth by Imploding Colon (Who is Really ShortSkirtsandExplosions)!

  • Roadtrip Let's drive to a brony convention with Queen Chrysalis riding shotgun by totallynotabrony 26,430 words · 5,466 views · 621 likes · 28 dislikes
  • The Eternal Song I'm Vinyl Scratch. DJ, producer, lover, borderline alcoholic... and now, apparently, savior of the universe. Yeah, I don't really know either. by Stereo_Sub 87,983 words · 3,025 views · 362 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Three Hundred and Fifty The future has everything that any pony could ever want. Twilight Sparkle wants to go home. by Void Chicken 48,448 words · 14,120 views · 2,143 likes · 61 dislikes
  • It's Not A Cold Dark Place Six stars on EQD! To save Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo must confront her fears and sail to the land where dreams are made... by Lucky Dreams 9,476 words · 5,617 views · 214 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Mother of Invention Awake and alone, Applejack will find a way to survive. by zaponator 156,998 words · 7,671 views · 693 likes · 17 dislikes

Those things where I almost always uncheck the two boxes in the settings...

The Best Character Study I've Read

In which Shining Armor is painfully deconstructed and put back together a stronger stallion in the wake of his wedding

Cadence In A Minor

by Isseus

Some More Pictures I Like

Bat ponies are best ponies. I should know. I am one.

Holy cow this is adorable!

Sixteen Selected Stories: Silly, Spike, Stupid, Scary, Senescence, Sensual, Sweet, Saccharine, Shivering, Speed, Sequel, Slurred, Sun, Simile, Sad, Shenanigans

Dec
21st
2013

About Me · 9:32pm

You're like half batpony with some weird fur disease and a bear trap for teeth ~Silent Shadow

Trampolines are dangerous butt fun ~Piquo Pican Pistchio Pie

I remember you. You hit me with your bat wings at BABScon. Not cool bro. ~Daniel Bergstorm

that is the worst oc i have ever seen even of the joke ones ~coolin79

Hello my name is Super Trampoline, and I am a bat pony studying music composition. I also write mediocre fanfiction about the documentary show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Cheers! Want to know anything about me or talk about something? Just ask!

Something you should know about me is that I write VERY short chapters. My longest chapter, the one shot about Fluttershy and the Gila monster, clocks in at just over 6,000 words, and is over three times longer than any other chapters I've written. at the other end of the extreme, my bad shipfic anthology is comprised almost entirely of 100 word chapters.

As far as labels go, I consider myself a heteroflexible feminist pro-choice pro-Palestinian anti-fascist LGBTQ-ally hippie Christian idealist environmentalist pacifistic capitalistic socialist.

If you had to compare me to characters on the show, I'm like Twilight Sparkle minus her work ethic and the cult of organization, mixed with Pinkie Pie with a little more self awareness and a little less outgoing. And I love animals like Fluttershy but have neither the patience to care for them nor her semi-crippling shyness.

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Less Popular, But Mostly Not Without Charm

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#372 · 3d, 6h ago · · ·

>>1955834 Fucking Meeester... never liked that guy anyway. He always seemed very condescending.

Which story was it?

#371 · 3d, 6h ago · · ·

>>1954555  despite my stating otherwise very clearly, Meeester thought a story I submitted was not my own when in fact it was a collab

#370 · 4d, 20h ago · · ·

WHAT?! BANNED??? WHY???

#368 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1927690 Something like that. Or Protopony350 took over my account for a week.

#367 · 1w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

>>1946046 Would indeed love to see you there. I'll be on a writing panel with other SoCal authors.

#366 · 1w, 6d ago · · ·

Hey, thanks for the invite to SoCal Bronies thing! I'll consider it; maybe I'll see you at EquestriaLA.

#365 · 4w, 1d ago · · ·

So you went back in time to your younger self, becoming the feared Proto Trampoline?

#363 · 4w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1922992 If you're having trouble uploading it, talk to the Site Staff.

If you're looking for editors, try any of These Groups.

Hope that helps, and have a great day! :pinkiehappy:

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Some Pictures I Like

I actually took that photo with my iPhone. I'm pretty happy with how it came out!

It's me!

Top Favourites (which I use more like Tracking)

  • E A Draconequus' Guide to Immortality

    After suffering an internal crisis at her coronation party, Twilight gains a bit of insight on immortality from the likeliest of unlikely sources.  · ArgonMatrix
    7,341 words · 12,790 views  ·  1,570  ·  19
  • E Drip

    Everyone catches a cold sooner or later. This holds true even for Celestia.  · ambion
    2,174 words · 8,634 views  ·  1,240  ·  14
  • T The Best Night Ever

    Grand Galloping Gala meets Groundhog Day time-loop  · Capn_Chryssalid
    53,935 words · 42,039 views  ·  4,010  ·  59
  • E Words Failed Her

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    7,194 words · 14,921 views  ·  2,007  ·  26
  • E Sunny Skies All Day Long

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    8,536 words · 73,112 views  ·  8,134  ·  131
  • E Arrow 18 Mission Logs: Sparkle's Notes

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    14,955 words · 29,239 views  ·  2,364  ·  32
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    8,035 words · 32,388 views  ·  2,728  ·  38
  • E Sun Princess

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    1,709 words · 16,946 views  ·  2,419  ·  33
  • E Derplicity

    Derpy Hooves is secretly a changeling. Nopony particularly notices, or cares.  · Skywriter
    7,984 words · 26,168 views  ·  2,779  ·  39
  • E Insomnia

    Finding herself unable to sleep, Princess Celestia occupies her mind by penning a letter to Twilight Sparkle. But for a weary princess, the mind has a tendency to wander...  · Pale Horse
    3,088 words · 12,090 views  ·  1,671  ·  21
  • E A Simpler Time

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    4,130 words · 30,226 views  ·  2,587  ·  36
  • E Pinkie and Celestia Have Some Tea

    The two most intriguing minds in Equestria sit down and have tea together.  · JaketheGinger
    3,859 words · 4,182 views  ·  533  ·  4
  • E Princess Celestia Gets Mugged

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    19,006 words · 27,480 views  ·  3,645  ·  54
  • T Mood Wings

    The body language of wings.  · Tchernobog
    9,503 words · 39,077 views  ·  3,467  ·  51
  • T Pinkie Pie's Last Nightmare Night

    Pinkie Pie loves Nightmare Night. She loves dressing up, and she loves candy. One year she goes too far.  · Admiral Biscuit
    1,358 words · 9,154 views  ·  1,345  ·  16
  • E Applejack's Bar

    Against her wishes, Applejack is forced to operate a bar.  · Alaborn
    5,133 words · 18,366 views  ·  2,213  ·  30
  • E Absolutely Batty

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    5,504 words · 9,773 views  ·  882  ·  9
  • E The Battle of Fort Book

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    1,108 words · 28,157 views  ·  3,918  ·  59

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  • T SCP-███

    Why does Equestria seem so peaceful? Because it's our job to lock up all the monsters. Behind our walls lie demons, darkness, and all the keys to set them loose. Welcome to the Foundation.  · Journeyman
    14,028 words · 15,556 views  ·  98  ·  7 · gore
  • E The Big Butterfly Brouhaha

    "Have you seen a butterfly around here?" I asked Derpy one day. Next thing I don't even know, we're saving Equestria from the fairies in Fluttershy's chicken coop!  · adcoon
    14,839 words · 1,829 views  ·  131  ·  3
  • E Making Progress

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    5,280 words · 945 views  ·  37  ·  2
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    1,142 words · 561 views  ·  79  ·  1
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    1,714 words · 1,977 views  ·  290  ·  2
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    1,640 words · 2,472 views  ·  325  ·  3
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    5,278 words · 3,103 views  ·  419  ·  16
  • E Aftershocks, I swear!

    Shining Armor shares a story about his wife.  · Jonesly
    1,055 words · 4,370 views  ·  541  ·  28
  • E Department of Redundancy Department

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    2,888 words · 777 views  ·  140  ·  4
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    1,163 words · 1,187 views  ·  93  ·  3
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    1,074 words · 294 views  ·  34  ·  1
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    2,481 words · 330 views  ·  57  ·  2
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    2,470 words · 6,308 views  ·  786  ·  11
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    1,678 words · 7,029 views  ·  975  ·  17
  • E Ye Cannot Get Ye Flask

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    1,179 words · 928 views  ·  131  ·  2
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