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I can't promise I'm an amazing writer, but I CAN promise I'm an interesting one! Skype me! I'm bgchandler


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Wherever You are in This World, Thank You for Visiting!

COMING JULY 6th TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

The sequel to White Space is coming August 6th, and it's HEAVY.

To love a changeling is one thing. But to love your husband's killer? That's pushing it.

My name is Sandy Shoreline, and I'm married to a monster.

Changeling Your Point of View



Long Term Project: Austraeohaiku

Rainbow Dash flies east,

Seventeen sounds at a time,

Each chapter three lines.

This is a retelling of Austraeoh in haiku form.

Currently on: Chapter 17 of 200

Date started: December 28, 2013

Projected publishing date: Hopefully in April

Projected completion date: Someday


Introducing...

The SuperVerse

The Many Adventures of Doctor Whooves and Fleur Dis Lee
[Romance] [Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure]

The Doctor's wife dies. Fleur's fiancé Fancypants calls off the wedding. They seek the services of Madamoiselle Pinkamina and Matching Feelings, two of the greatest matchmakers in Equestria. Shenanigans ensue. 26 6

Melchizek
[Slice of Life]

Before Nightmare moon, before King Sombra, before Discord, before Equestria, before the three tribes, before the royal sisters, I am. And tonight, I visit a very special somepony. It's her birthday after all. 17 1

The Assassination of Rarity Belle by the Coward August Flower
[Tragedy] [sad]

Pretty self-explanatory (not written yet.) [/size]

Sweetie Beltway
[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure] Cutie Mark Crusaders Civil Engineers Yay!0 0

Nothing Gold Can Stay
[Sad] [Dark] [Crossover] [Slice of Life]

After Rarity's death, Doctor Whooves Takes Discord, Celestia, and Fleur Dis Lee several billion years into the future, to watch the long-princessless sun engulf the planet Earth. Somehow, that makes things better. 18 1

Go West, Young Mare
[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure]

Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash visit a friend. Unfortunately, this friend lives a thousand miles away. Oh and he's a high priest—whatever that means. And he's at least 3,000 years old. And Twilight miiiight have a crush on him. Eww.0 0

Needless to say, these took a lot of formatting.



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Those things where I almost always uncheck the two boxes in the settings...

The Best Character Study I've Read

In which Shining Armor is painfully deconstructed and put back together a stronger stallion in the wake of his wedding

Cadence In A Minor

by Isseus

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Bat ponies are best ponies. I should know. I am one.

Holy cow this is adorable!

Sixteen Selected Stories: Silly, Spike, Stupid, Scary, Senescence, Sensual, Sweet, Saccharine, Shivering, Speed, Sequel, Slurred, Sun, Simile, Sad, Shenanigans

Dec
21st
2013

About Me · 9:32pm

You're like half batpony with some weird fur disease and a bear trap for teeth ~Silent Shadow

Trampolines are dangerous butt fun ~Piquo Pican Pistchio Pie

I remember you. You hit me with your bat wings at BABScon. Not cool bro. ~Daniel Bergstorm

that is the worst oc i have ever seen even of the joke ones ~coolin79

Hello my name is Super Trampoline, and I am a bat pony studying music composition. I also write mediocre fanfiction about the documentary show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Cheers! Want to know anything about me or talk about something? Just ask!

Something you should know about me is that I write VERY short chapters. My longest chapter, the one shot about Fluttershy and the Gila monster, clocks in at just over 6,000 words, and is over three times longer than any other chapters I've written. at the other end of the extreme, my bad shipfic anthology is comprised almost entirely of 100 word chapters.

As far as labels go, I consider myself a (mostly) heterosexual feminist pro-choice anti-Palestinian-apartheid anti-fascist LGBTQ-ally hippie Christian idealist environmentalist pacifistic capitalistic socialist.

If you had to compare me to characters on the show, I'm like Twilight Sparkle minus her work ethic and the cult of organization, mixed with Pinkie Pie with a little more self awareness and a little less outgoing. And I love animals like Fluttershy but have neither the patience to care for them nor her semi-crippling shyness.

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#319 · 2w, 18h ago · · ·

>>1710010

They promote off-site and also add to a bunch of groups.

Like, a bunch of groups.

#318 · 2w, 18h ago · · ·

>>1710005

The Abyss
Never heard of them... oh, shipping and clopfics. that's why. Actually I've read at least one of their stories. What do they do promotion-wise?

#317 · 2w, 18h ago · · ·

>>1709978

Whenever I see someone come up with a good idea for shameless self promotion, I copy them.

I try not to pester everyone every time they add anything to ANY bookshelf, but if it is a read it later shelf, I've found that a lot of people will read stuff sooner than later if you engage with them personally (and because of it, I've also come to known more than a few readers of mine by name, or at least recognize them). So, yeah, I totally copied The Descendent there.

Just as I copied some other folks in responding to every comment people make on new stories.

And The Abyss in certain promotional means.

I figure, the site is a social site, so it makes sense to engage with people positively, and if some folks engage positively with people and get good results, why then, I'd be a fool NOT to imitate them.

#316 · 2w, 18h ago · · ·

>>1709983

why would you do that

#314 · 2w, 18h ago · · ·

>>1709941 Are you trying to turn into The Descendant, thanking everypony for everything?  :ajsmug: Maybe you are The Descendant; you have the same initials! :rainbowderp:

(I once made a bookshelf called "This is a test to see if The Descendant thanks you for everything." You can see how he reacted if you scroll back a bit in my user page comments. :rainbowwild:

#313 · 2w, 18h ago · · ·

Heya bouncy!

I noticed you added Lunch to your "OH GOD HELP ME WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF" bookshelf (also known as your read later shelf).

I hope you enjoy it when you get around to it; it isn't terribly long and I think it will make you laugh at least a little. :raritywink:

#311 · 3w, 2d ago · · ·

Thanks for adding Rainbow Dash Eats a Kitten to your library.

#310 · 4w, 5d ago · · ·

Clearly, the solution to having too many stories to read is to read the short ones on your list. Like Rose Petals. :raritywink:

I do hope you enjoy it when you get to it. :heart:

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