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I can't promise I'm an amazing writer, but I CAN promise I'm an interesting one! Skype me! I'm bgchandler


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Wherever You are in This World, Thank You for Visiting!

COMING JULY 6th TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

The sequel to White Space is coming August 6th, and it's HEAVY.

To love a changeling is one thing. But to love your husband's killer? That's pushing it.

My name is Sandy Shoreline, and I'm married to a monster.

Changeling Your Point of View



Long Term Project: Austraeohaiku

Rainbow Dash flies east,

Seventeen sounds at a time,

Each chapter three lines.

This is a retelling of Austraeoh in haiku form.

Currently on: Chapter 17 of 200

Date started: December 28, 2013

Projected publishing date: Hopefully in April

Projected completion date: Someday


Introducing...

The SuperVerse

The Many Adventures of Doctor Whooves and Fleur Dis Lee
[Romance] [Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure]

The Doctor's wife dies. Fleur's fiancé Fancypants calls off the wedding. They seek the services of Madamoiselle Pinkamina and Matching Feelings, two of the greatest matchmakers in Equestria. Shenanigans ensue. 26 6

Melchizek
[Slice of Life]

Before Nightmare moon, before King Sombra, before Discord, before Equestria, before the three tribes, before the royal sisters, I am. And tonight, I visit a very special somepony. It's her birthday after all. 17 1

The Assassination of Rarity Belle by the Coward August Flower
[Tragedy] [sad]

Pretty self-explanatory (not written yet.) [/size]

Sweetie Beltway
[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure] Cutie Mark Crusaders Civil Engineers Yay!0 0

Nothing Gold Can Stay
[Sad] [Dark] [Crossover] [Slice of Life]

After Rarity's death, Doctor Whooves Takes Discord, Celestia, and Fleur Dis Lee several billion years into the future, to watch the long-princessless sun engulf the planet Earth. Somehow, that makes things better. 18 1

Go West, Young Mare
[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure]

Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash visit a friend. Unfortunately, this friend lives a thousand miles away. Oh and he's a high priest—whatever that means. And he's at least 3,000 years old. And Twilight miiiight have a crush on him. Eww.0 0

Needless to say, these took a lot of formatting.



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Proud Part of the Make Meeester Happy Foundation!

Unique stories, and my favorite story

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Stories That Made Me Cry

Favorite Adventures That Aren't Anthropology or Integration or Fo:E or Equestria from Dust or Echo the Diamond Dog or the 600+ chapter behemoth by Imploding Colon (Who is Really ShortSkirtsandExplosions)!

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  • Three Hundred and Fifty The future has everything that any pony could ever want. Twilight Sparkle wants to go home. by Void Chicken 48,448 words · 13,309 views · 2,078 likes · 61 dislikes
  • It's Not A Cold Dark Place Six stars on EQD! To save Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo must confront her fears and sail to the land where dreams are made... by Lucky Dreams 9,476 words · 5,344 views · 214 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Mother of Invention Awake and alone, Applejack will find a way to survive. by zaponator 156,998 words · 7,097 views · 639 likes · 15 dislikes

Those things where I almost always uncheck the two boxes in the settings...

The Best Character Study I've Read

In which Shining Armor is painfully deconstructed and put back together a stronger stallion in the wake of his wedding

Cadence In A Minor

by Isseus

Some More Pictures I Like

Bat ponies are best ponies. I should know. I am one.

Holy cow this is adorable!

Sixteen Selected Stories: Silly, Spike, Stupid, Scary, Senescence, Sensual, Sweet, Saccharine, Shivering, Speed, Sequel, Slurred, Sun, Simile, Sad, Shenanigans

Dec
21st
2013

About me · 9:32pm

You're like half batpony with some weird fur disease and a bear trap for teeth ~Silent Shadow

Trampolines are dangerous butt fun ~Piquo Pican Pistchio Pie

I remember you. You hit me with your bat wings at BABScon. Not cool bro. ~Daniel Bergstorm

that is the worst oc i have ever seen even of the joke ones ~coolin79

Hello my name is Super Trampoline, and I am a bat pony studying music composition. I also write mediocre fanfiction about the documentary show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Cheers! Want to know anything about me or talk about something? Just ask!

Something you should know about me is that I write VERY short chapters. My longest chapter, the one shot about Fluttershy and the Gila monster, clocks in at just over 6,000 words, and is over three times longer than any other chapters I've written. at the other end of the extreme, my bad shipfic anthology is comprised almost entirely of 100 word chapters.

As far as labels go, I consider myself a heterosexual feminist pro-choice anti-Palestinian-apartheid anti-fascist LGBTQ-ally hippie Christian idealist environmentalist pacifistic capitalistic socialist.

If you had to compare me to characters on the show, I'm like Twilight Sparkle minus her work ethic and the cult of organization, mixed with Pinkie Pie with a little more self awareness and a little less outgoing. And I love animals like Fluttershy but have neither the patience to care for them nor her semi-crippling shyness.

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Less Popular, But Mostly Not Without Charm

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#301 · 2d, 22h ago · · ·

>>1631122 Piece of cake.:rainbowdetermined2:

Also where is Skywriter's catalog?:twilightblush:

~Leonzilla

#300 · 2d, 23h ago · · ·

>>1631119 I'm reading PP's review of Skywriter's catalog, 'cause Skywriter is da bomb.

As far as follower numbers, If that's the case, I imagine around 480 is where the number of followers crosses the follower rank. You could probably do a lot with your knowledge of statistics. All I gotta do is release a non-crappy story every day until BABSCon! :coolphoto:

#299 · 2d, 23h ago · 1 · ·

>>1631053

Then what are you doing on FIMFiction? Chop chop!

>>1631049

>>1631058

I have 420 followers and am #508; Bad Horse has 1060 and is #107.

#298 · 2d, 23h ago · · ·

>>1631081 7? seven? why?, How? and most importantly, does at least one of them help you income?:trollestia:

~Leonzilla

#297 · 2d, 23h ago · · ·

>>1631077 See, you've piqued my interest. Now I want to know that backstory behind the comment. :rainbowhuh:

#296 · 2d, 23h ago · · ·

>>1631058 Am I still doing well?:raritywink:

Yeah, I am, but I'm trying to supliment my income by finding another job. I'm also in 7 musical ensembles now. :raritystarry:

#295 · 2d, 23h ago · · ·

Lol sorry WORNG page

#293 · 2d, 23h ago · · ·

>>1631049 Well that and the higher you go the more followers it takes to increase your rank XD.:derpytongue2:

So my guess would be that you would need to triplicate or quadruplicate your followers to get that kind of rank.:twilightsheepish:

Anyhow are you still doing good well with the tutoring?:twistnerd:

~Leonzilla

#292 · 2d, 23h ago · · ·

Aww man

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Top Favourites (which I use more like Tracking)

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    11,445 words · 27,828 views  ·  3,930  ·  54
  • T A Novel Tale

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  • E Sunny Skies All Day Long

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  • T Whom the Princesses Would Destroy...

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    19,758 words · 24,385 views  ·  2,094  ·  27
  • E A Hell of a Time

    The princesses gave their magic to Twilight to prevent Tirek from stealing it. As a result, they end up stuck in Tartarus. The fact that things manage to go downhill here says a lot about the wonders of family.  · Aragon
    4,444 words · 15,119 views  ·  2,345  ·  31
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  • T A Mug of Hard Cider

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    118,102 words · 28,106 views  ·  1,103  ·  12
  • E Little Deceptions

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    5,527 words · 6,478 views  ·  1,300  ·  15
  • E Applejack's Bar

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    5,133 words · 16,655 views  ·  2,062  ·  27
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    10,347 words · 28,090 views  ·  2,974  ·  42

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    1,068 words · 2,866 views  ·  482  ·  10
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  • E Changeling

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