Super Trampoline

Joined June 2013
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I can't promise I'm an amazing writer, but I CAN promise I'm an interesting one! Skype me! I'm bgchandler

Latest Dreck

  • Long Game I know you'll win this time, Cadance. I don't really care. I don't even care what happens to my pet Chrysalis. You see, I'm just in this round for kicks. I play a long, long game. by Super Trampoline 1,769 words · 202 views · 15 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Pinkie Pie Talks to Ponies Believe it or not, sometimes Ponyville has normal days. On those days, Pinkie talks to ponies. Because while she might know everypony in Ponyville, does she really know them on a personal level? No? That won't do. So she talks to ponies. by Super Trampoline 1,924 words · 71 views · 9 likes · 1 dislikes

Wherever You are in This World, Thank You for Visiting!


The sequel to White Space is coming August 6th, and it's HEAVY.

To love a changeling is one thing. But to love your husband's killer? That's pushing it.

My name is Sandy Shoreline, and I'm married to a monster.

Changeling Your Point of View

Long Term Project: Austraeohaiku

Rainbow Dash flies east,

Seventeen sounds at a time,

Each chapter three lines.

This is a retelling of Austraeoh in haiku form.

Currently on: Chapter 17 of 200

Date started: December 28, 2013

Projected publishing date: Hopefully in April

Projected completion date: Someday


The SuperVerse

The Many Adventures of Doctor Whooves and Fleur Dis Lee
[Romance] [Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure]

The Doctor's wife dies. Fleur's fiancé Fancypants calls off the wedding. They seek the services of Madamoiselle Pinkamina and Matching Feelings, two of the greatest matchmakers in Equestria. Shenanigans ensue. 26 6

[Slice of Life]

Before Nightmare moon, before King Sombra, before Discord, before Equestria, before the three tribes, before the royal sisters, I am. And tonight, I visit a very special somepony. It's her birthday after all. 17 1

The Assassination of Rarity Belle by the Coward August Flower
[Tragedy] [sad]

Pretty self-explanatory (not written yet.) [/size]

Sweetie Beltway
[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure] Cutie Mark Crusaders Civil Engineers Yay!0 0

Nothing Gold Can Stay
[Sad] [Dark] [Crossover] [Slice of Life]

After Rarity's death, Doctor Whooves Takes Discord, Celestia, and Fleur Dis Lee several billion years into the future, to watch the long-princessless sun engulf the planet Earth. Somehow, that makes things better. 18 1

Go West, Young Mare
[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure]

Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash visit a friend. Unfortunately, this friend lives a thousand miles away. Oh and he's a high priest—whatever that means. And he's at least 3,000 years old. And Twilight miiiight have a crush on him. Eww.0 0

Needless to say, these took a lot of formatting.

One of my Pet Peeves

Proud Part of the Make Meeester Happy Foundation!

Unique stories, and my favorite story

  • Statistics Sometimes, all we need are a few stats to shed light on a subject. by xTSGx 1,042 words · 10,364 views · 1,342 likes · 34 dislikes
  • Clockwork What is time to a pony? by 71NYL-5CR4TCH 17,101 words · 3,080 views · 566 likes · 18 dislikes
  • A Mark Of Appeal Joyous Release has what she feels to be the worst talent and cutie mark in Equestria. She's approached Luna with a simple request: that the Princess rid her of both -- forever. A simple request which happens to be impossible... by Estee 49,455 words · 3,109 views · 424 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Princess Twilight Sparkle's 505th Birthday The sequel to Princess Twilight Sparkle's 500th Birthday by Autumnschild 104,072 words · 5,141 views · 853 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Magic, and Mayhem, and... Murder? Oh my... Shawn Spencer, fake psychic detective, goes where no man has gone before. by Invictus 137,798 words · 7,112 views · 845 likes · 20 dislikes

Stories That Made Me Cry

Favorite Adventures That Aren't Anthropology or Integration or Fo:E or Equestria from Dust or Echo the Diamond Dog or the 600+ chapter behemoth by Imploding Colon (Who is Really ShortSkirtsandExplosions)!

  • Roadtrip Let's drive to a brony convention with Queen Chrysalis riding shotgun by totallynotabrony 26,430 words · 4,658 views · 586 likes · 26 dislikes
  • The Eternal Song I'm Vinyl Scratch. DJ, producer, lover, borderline alcoholic... and now, apparently, savior of the universe. Yeah, I don't really know either. by Stereo_Sub 87,983 words · 2,649 views · 346 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Three Hundred and Fifty The future has everything that any pony could ever want. Twilight Sparkle wants to go home. by Void Chicken 48,448 words · 12,641 views · 1,994 likes · 60 dislikes
  • It's Not A Cold Dark Place Six stars on EQD! To save Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo must confront her fears and sail to the land where dreams are made... by Lucky Dreams 9,476 words · 4,741 views · 213 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Mother of Invention Awake and alone, Applejack will find a way to survive. by zaponator 156,998 words · 6,182 views · 553 likes · 14 dislikes

Those things where I almost always uncheck the two boxes in the settings...

The Best Character Study I've Read

In which Shining Armor is painfully deconstructed and put back together a stronger stallion in the wake of his wedding

Cadence In A Minor

by Isseus

Some More Pictures I Like

Bat ponies are best ponies. I should know. I am one.

Holy cow this is adorable!

Sixteen Selected Stories: Silly, Spike, Stupid, Scary, Senescence, Sensual, Sweet, Saccharine, Shivering, Speed, Sequel, Slurred, Sun, Simile, Sad, Shenanigans

  • Lyra Visits Bon Bon in JailAfter Bon Bon reveals some ...rather unsettling information, she gets thrown in jail. Lyra pays her a visit. Too bad they won't let her post bail.1,759 words ·1,268 views ·181 likes ·8 dislikes
  • Trixie Complains About Random $#!%A racist blue showmare walks into a psychiatrist's office and spills her mind. Luna wishes there was a punchline.1,263 words ·906 views ·92 likes ·6 dislikes
  • I Don't Know What To Write!Twilight doesn't know what to write for her weekly friendship letter.1,448 words ·568 views ·51 likes ·2 dislikes
  • Behind Blue EyesLuna's last letter let her let her love-laden lamentations live.1,155 words ·307 views ·48 likes ·2 dislikes
  • Until I take your place, I am just a white space. I was nothing, but now I am you.1,425 words ·1,432 views ·226 likes ·23 dislikes
  • Seventy Six Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, and Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus One That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, and Additionally a FoalnappingEver wonder just how odd of pairings I and others can come up with and expound in 100 words each? Wonder no more!18,600 words ·4,884 views ·156 likes ·15 dislikes
  • LoveAt the end of his life, Shining Armor writes one last love poem to his wife, and they share a few peaceful moments.1,441 words ·480 views ·52 likes ·3 dislikes
  • A Wind in the PetuniasI was tending to my petunias the other day, when the most peculiar creature popped into my garden. We were both quite shocked.1,934 words ·256 views ·22 likes ·0 dislikes
  • Bon Bon Thinks Griffons Aren't RealLuna, banished to a thousand hours of community service, discovers the real reason Ponyville is crazy, tries to get foalnapped, and contends with Bon Bon's claim that the griffons are imaginary creatures.4,879 words ·453 views ·33 likes ·1 dislikes
  • Vinyl Scratch and Octavia Melody Don't Make Sweet Passionate Love on the Floor of Their Studio ApartmentIt's Vinyl and Octavia Melody-Scratch's fourth anniversary, and Vinyl just got home from her deejaying gig. You can probably guess what happens next. Or not.2,566 words ·1,060 views ·79 likes ·9 dislikes
  • There's a Changeling On My Couch, and Other "Tails" From the Far NorthFlashpan Alley saved Ereton Parallax's life. now she's bleeding on his couch. Conversation ensues. A collection of interconnected stories from the very, very cold mining colony of Sparkler13,781 words ·480 views ·29 likes ·3 dislikes
  • Pinkie Pie Can't Sleep!Pinkie's favorite Saturday morning radio drama is on in a few hours, and between anticipation and caffeine, there's no way she's gonna get anymore sleep until it airs. So she wakes up all her friends, for misery loves company!1,121 words ·350 views ·23 likes ·2 dislikes
  • Dash 'n Scoots and the Wrath of the Twilight PrincessRainbow Dash helps Scootaloo with her speech impediment, but when the two accidentally ruin a book, they incur the wrath of Twilight Sparkle. Will they find a way to placate the angry alicorn, or will this be their final adventure?2,249 words ·424 views ·32 likes ·4 dislikes
  • DID SOMEPONY ORDER A LARGE HAM?!Trixie tries to get a story into the Foal Free Press. The CMC are not amused. But Trixie has a secret up her sleeve. 1,031 words ·596 views ·39 likes ·6 dislikes
  • Like a BossTwilight Sparkle's simile and metaphor-filled quest for some tea2,137 words ·314 views ·18 likes ·2 dislikes
  • MelchizedekBefore Nightmare moon, before King Sombra, before Discord, before Equestria, before the three tribes, before the royal sisters, I am. And tonight, I visit a very special somepony. It's her birthday after all.1,227 words ·262 views ·20 likes ·3 dislikes

About me · 9:32pm

You're like half batpony with some weird fur disease and a bear trap for teeth ~Silent Shadow

Trampolines are dangerous butt fun ~Piquo Pican Pistchio Pie

I remember you. You hit me with your bat wings at BABScon. Not cool bro. ~Daniel Bergstorm

Hello my name is Super Trampoline, and I am a bat pony studying music composition. I also write mediocre fanfiction about the documentary show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Cheers! Want to know anything about me or talk about something? Just ask!

Something you should know about me is that I write VERY short chapters. My longest chapter, the one shot about Fluttershy and the Gila monster, clocks in at just over 6,000 words, and is over three times longer than any other chapters I've written. at the other end of the extreme, my bad shipfic anthology is comprised almost entirely of 100 word chapters.

As far as labels go, I consider myself a heterosexual feminist pro-choice anti-Palestinian-apartheid anti-fascist LGBTQ-ally hippie Christian idealist environmentalist pacifistic capitalistic socialist.

If you had to compare me to characters on the show, I'm like Twilight Sparkle minus her work ethic and the cult of organization, mixed with Pinkie Pie with a little more self awareness and a little less outgoing. And I love animals like Fluttershy but have neither the patience to care for them nor her semi-crippling shyness.

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People I like

xjuggernautx is always a pleasure to talk with.

Writers who I like for their writing:

Skywriter and Imploding Colon

Less Popular, But Mostly Not Without Charm

I Love Feedback!

#1296680 · 17h, 22m ago · · ·

I don't know what you did with Super Trampoline, changeling scum, but I will find you . . . And I will kill you. For the glory of Super Trampoline!  

#1283802 · 5d, 19h ago · · ·

>>1283790 accept my contact request n00b :applecry:

#1283790 · 5d, 19h ago · · ·

>>1283764 no, I missed them. What did you say?

#1283764 · 5d, 20h ago · · ·

>>1283730 did you see my comments on skype?

#1283735 · 5d, 20h ago · · ·

Thank you for favoriting Twilight Sparkle Rides A Shark as well!

#1283730 · 5d, 20h ago · · ·

Thank you for favoriting Paper Alicorn!

#1282102 · 6d, 15h ago · · ·

>>1282008 Thanks. I do what I can.

#1282008 · 6d, 16h ago · · ·

Nice Horse News picture.

#1273298 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

Good and you?

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Some Pictures I Like

I actually took that photo with my iPhone. I'm pretty happy with how it came out!

It's me!

Top Favourites (which I use more like Tracking)

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  • Mort Takes a HolidayThe Pale Pony (of Death) faces his greatest challenge yet: free time. · AnonymousMaterials166,617 words ·31,339 views ·3,584 likes ·49 dislikes
  • The Keepers of DiscordBeing a statue can drive you mad, yes?  · Hoopy McGee11,445 words ·23,468 views ·3,434 likes ·47 dislikes
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  • The Numbers Don't LieAn ancient magical artifact causes floating lie meters to appear above everypony's heads. This causes Twilight to reflect on honesty and friendship. Based on an idea by theworstwriter. · shortskirtsandexplosions20,101 words ·15,306 views ·2,285 likes ·29 dislikes
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  • Princess Celestia Hates TeaSeriously, a lot. · Skywriter8,536 words ·34,750 views ·3,312 likes ·46 dislikes
  • Reading RainbowWhen Twilight is admitted to the Ponyville hospital, Rainbow Dash is there for her. · Corejo7,357 words ·38,899 views ·3,185 likes ·44 dislikes
  • My Little Changeling: Friendship is WeirdA changeling attempts to learn about friendship in Ponyville. · Niaeruzu96,101 words ·20,966 views ·2,181 likes ·28 dislikes
  • Hail to the KingA human soul is stuffed into King Sombra's body. Having no idea what's going on, and thinking he is in some kind of coma, he just casually strolls into the Crystal Empire. · Qwapdo54,571 words ·30,251 views ·3,715 likes ·53 dislikes
  • Martial BlissShining Armor learns the most important tactical lesson of his life. · Skywriter1,514 words ·15,382 views ·1,915 likes ·24 dislikes
  • The Three Sisters: Extended FamilyA pony has arrived in Ponyville looking for her 'auntie Purity'. · Wanderer D28,565 words ·16,568 views ·2,232 likes ·29 dislikes
  • Drop of MoonshineA thousand years is a long time to go without a good, stiff drink · Pen Stroke10,347 words ·25,556 views ·2,790 likes ·38 dislikes
  • NosflutteratuTwilight Sparkle had been looking forward to a quiet, relaxing day with a friend, but when Twilight discovers Fluttershy's appetite for blood, the knowledge proves to be anything but relaxing... · Charcoal Quill14,657 words ·17,258 views ·1,906 likes ·24 dislikes

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