Super Trampoline

Joined June 2013
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I can't promise I'm an amazing writer, but I CAN promise I'm an interesting one! Skype me! I'm bgchandler

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  • Long Game I know you'll win this time, Cadance. I don't really care. I don't even care what happens to my pet Chrysalis. You see, I'm just in this round for kicks. I play a long, long game. by Super Trampoline 1,769 words · 202 views · 15 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Pinkie Pie Talks to Ponies Believe it or not, sometimes Ponyville has normal days. On those days, Pinkie talks to ponies. Because while she might know everypony in Ponyville, does she really know them on a personal level? No? That won't do. So she talks to ponies. by Super Trampoline 1,924 words · 71 views · 9 likes · 1 dislikes

Wherever You are in This World, Thank You for Visiting!

COMING JULY 6th TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

The sequel to White Space is coming August 6th, and it's HEAVY.

To love a changeling is one thing. But to love your husband's killer? That's pushing it.

My name is Sandy Shoreline, and I'm married to a monster.

Changeling Your Point of View



Long Term Project: Austraeohaiku

Rainbow Dash flies east,

Seventeen sounds at a time,

Each chapter three lines.

This is a retelling of Austraeoh in haiku form.

Currently on: Chapter 17 of 200

Date started: December 28, 2013

Projected publishing date: Hopefully in April

Projected completion date: Someday


Introducing...

The SuperVerse

The Many Adventures of Doctor Whooves and Fleur Dis Lee
[Romance] [Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure]

The Doctor's wife dies. Fleur's fiancé Fancypants calls off the wedding. They seek the services of Madamoiselle Pinkamina and Matching Feelings, two of the greatest matchmakers in Equestria. Shenanigans ensue. 26 6

Melchizek
[Slice of Life]

Before Nightmare moon, before King Sombra, before Discord, before Equestria, before the three tribes, before the royal sisters, I am. And tonight, I visit a very special somepony. It's her birthday after all. 17 1

The Assassination of Rarity Belle by the Coward August Flower
[Tragedy] [sad]

Pretty self-explanatory (not written yet.) [/size]

Sweetie Beltway
[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure] Cutie Mark Crusaders Civil Engineers Yay!0 0

Nothing Gold Can Stay
[Sad] [Dark] [Crossover] [Slice of Life]

After Rarity's death, Doctor Whooves Takes Discord, Celestia, and Fleur Dis Lee several billion years into the future, to watch the long-princessless sun engulf the planet Earth. Somehow, that makes things better. 18 1

Go West, Young Mare
[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure]

Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash visit a friend. Unfortunately, this friend lives a thousand miles away. Oh and he's a high priest—whatever that means. And he's at least 3,000 years old. And Twilight miiiight have a crush on him. Eww.0 0

Needless to say, these took a lot of formatting.



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Unique stories, and my favorite story

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Stories That Made Me Cry

Favorite Adventures That Aren't Anthropology or Integration or Fo:E or Equestria from Dust or Echo the Diamond Dog or the 600+ chapter behemoth by Imploding Colon (Who is Really ShortSkirtsandExplosions)!

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  • Three Hundred and Fifty The future has everything that any pony could ever want. Twilight Sparkle wants to go home. by Void Chicken 48,448 words · 12,641 views · 1,994 likes · 60 dislikes
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Those things where I almost always uncheck the two boxes in the settings...

The Best Character Study I've Read

In which Shining Armor is painfully deconstructed and put back together a stronger stallion in the wake of his wedding

Cadence In A Minor

by Isseus

Some More Pictures I Like

Bat ponies are best ponies. I should know. I am one.

Holy cow this is adorable!

Sixteen Selected Stories: Silly, Spike, Stupid, Scary, Senescence, Sensual, Sweet, Saccharine, Shivering, Speed, Sequel, Slurred, Sun, Simile, Sad, Shenanigans

  • Lyra Visits Bon Bon in JailAfter Bon Bon reveals some ...rather unsettling information, she gets thrown in jail. Lyra pays her a visit. Too bad they won't let her post bail.1,759 words ·1,268 views ·181 likes ·8 dislikes
  • Trixie Complains About Random $#!%A racist blue showmare walks into a psychiatrist's office and spills her mind. Luna wishes there was a punchline.1,263 words ·906 views ·92 likes ·6 dislikes
  • I Don't Know What To Write!Twilight doesn't know what to write for her weekly friendship letter.1,448 words ·568 views ·51 likes ·2 dislikes
  • Behind Blue EyesLuna's last letter let her let her love-laden lamentations live.1,155 words ·307 views ·48 likes ·2 dislikes
  • Until I take your place, I am just a white space. I was nothing, but now I am you.1,425 words ·1,432 views ·226 likes ·23 dislikes
  • Seventy Six Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, and Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus One That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, and Additionally a FoalnappingEver wonder just how odd of pairings I and others can come up with and expound in 100 words each? Wonder no more!18,600 words ·4,884 views ·156 likes ·15 dislikes
  • LoveAt the end of his life, Shining Armor writes one last love poem to his wife, and they share a few peaceful moments.1,441 words ·480 views ·52 likes ·3 dislikes
  • A Wind in the PetuniasI was tending to my petunias the other day, when the most peculiar creature popped into my garden. We were both quite shocked.1,934 words ·256 views ·22 likes ·0 dislikes
  • Bon Bon Thinks Griffons Aren't RealLuna, banished to a thousand hours of community service, discovers the real reason Ponyville is crazy, tries to get foalnapped, and contends with Bon Bon's claim that the griffons are imaginary creatures.4,879 words ·453 views ·33 likes ·1 dislikes
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  • There's a Changeling On My Couch, and Other "Tails" From the Far NorthFlashpan Alley saved Ereton Parallax's life. now she's bleeding on his couch. Conversation ensues. A collection of interconnected stories from the very, very cold mining colony of Sparkler13,781 words ·480 views ·29 likes ·3 dislikes
  • Pinkie Pie Can't Sleep!Pinkie's favorite Saturday morning radio drama is on in a few hours, and between anticipation and caffeine, there's no way she's gonna get anymore sleep until it airs. So she wakes up all her friends, for misery loves company!1,121 words ·350 views ·23 likes ·2 dislikes
  • Dash 'n Scoots and the Wrath of the Twilight PrincessRainbow Dash helps Scootaloo with her speech impediment, but when the two accidentally ruin a book, they incur the wrath of Twilight Sparkle. Will they find a way to placate the angry alicorn, or will this be their final adventure?2,249 words ·424 views ·32 likes ·4 dislikes
  • DID SOMEPONY ORDER A LARGE HAM?!Trixie tries to get a story into the Foal Free Press. The CMC are not amused. But Trixie has a secret up her sleeve. 1,031 words ·596 views ·39 likes ·6 dislikes
  • Like a BossTwilight Sparkle's simile and metaphor-filled quest for some tea2,137 words ·314 views ·18 likes ·2 dislikes
  • MelchizedekBefore Nightmare moon, before King Sombra, before Discord, before Equestria, before the three tribes, before the royal sisters, I am. And tonight, I visit a very special somepony. It's her birthday after all.1,227 words ·262 views ·20 likes ·3 dislikes
Jun
24th
2014

About me · 9:32pm

You're like half batpony with some weird fur disease and a bear trap for teeth ~Silent Shadow

Trampolines are dangerous butt fun ~Piquo Pican Pistchio Pie

I remember you. You hit me with your bat wings at BABScon. Not cool bro. ~Daniel Bergstorm

Hello my name is Super Trampoline, and I am a bat pony studying music composition. I also write mediocre fanfiction about the documentary show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Cheers! Want to know anything about me or talk about something? Just ask!

Something you should know about me is that I write VERY short chapters. My longest chapter, the one shot about Fluttershy and the Gila monster, clocks in at just over 6,000 words, and is over three times longer than any other chapters I've written. at the other end of the extreme, my bad shipfic anthology is comprised almost entirely of 100 word chapters.

As far as labels go, I consider myself a heterosexual feminist pro-choice anti-Palestinian-apartheid anti-fascist LGBTQ-ally hippie Christian idealist environmentalist pacifistic capitalistic socialist.

If you had to compare me to characters on the show, I'm like Twilight Sparkle minus her work ethic and the cult of organization, mixed with Pinkie Pie with a little more self awareness and a little less outgoing. And I love animals like Fluttershy but have neither the patience to care for them nor her semi-crippling shyness.

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People I like

xjuggernautx is always a pleasure to talk with.

Writers who I like for their writing:

Skywriter and Imploding Colon

Less Popular, But Mostly Not Without Charm

I Love Feedback!

#1296680 · 17h, 22m ago · · ·

I don't know what you did with Super Trampoline, changeling scum, but I will find you . . . And I will kill you. For the glory of Super Trampoline!  

#1283802 · 5d, 19h ago · · ·

>>1283790 accept my contact request n00b :applecry:

#1283790 · 5d, 19h ago · · ·

>>1283764 no, I missed them. What did you say?

#1283764 · 5d, 20h ago · · ·

>>1283730 did you see my comments on skype?

#1283735 · 5d, 20h ago · · ·

Thank you for favoriting Twilight Sparkle Rides A Shark as well!

#1283730 · 5d, 20h ago · · ·

Thank you for favoriting Paper Alicorn!

#1282102 · 6d, 15h ago · · ·

>>1282008 Thanks. I do what I can.

#1282008 · 6d, 16h ago · · ·

Nice Horse News picture.

#1273298 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

Good and you?

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I actually took that photo with my iPhone. I'm pretty happy with how it came out!

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