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Wherever You are in This World, Thank You for Visiting!

COMING JULY 6th TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

The sequel to White Space is coming August 6th, and it's HEAVY.

To love a changeling is one thing. But to love your husband's killer? That's pushing it.

My name is Sandy Shoreline, and I'm married to a monster.

Changeling Your Point of View



Long Term Project: Austraeohaiku

Rainbow Dash flies east,

Seventeen sounds at a time,

Each chapter three lines.

This is a retelling of Austraeoh in haiku form.

Currently on: Chapter 17 of 200

Date started: December 28, 2013

Projected publishing date: Hopefully in April

Projected completion date: Someday


Introducing...

The SuperVerse

The Many Adventures of Doctor Whooves and Fleur Dis Lee
[Romance] [Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure]

The Doctor's wife dies. Fleur's fiancé Fancypants calls off the wedding. They seek the services of Madamoiselle Pinkamina and Matching Feelings, two of the greatest matchmakers in Equestria. Shenanigans ensue. 26 6

Melchizek
[Slice of Life]

Before Nightmare moon, before King Sombra, before Discord, before Equestria, before the three tribes, before the royal sisters, I am. And tonight, I visit a very special somepony. It's her birthday after all. 17 1

The Assassination of Rarity Belle by the Coward August Flower
[Tragedy] [sad]

Pretty self-explanatory (not written yet.) [/size]

Sweetie Beltway
[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure] Cutie Mark Crusaders Civil Engineers Yay!0 0

Nothing Gold Can Stay
[Sad] [Dark] [Crossover] [Slice of Life]

After Rarity's death, Doctor Whooves Takes Discord, Celestia, and Fleur Dis Lee several billion years into the future, to watch the long-princessless sun engulf the planet Earth. Somehow, that makes things better. 18 1

Go West, Young Mare
[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure]

Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash visit a friend. Unfortunately, this friend lives a thousand miles away. Oh and he's a high priest—whatever that means. And he's at least 3,000 years old. And Twilight miiiight have a crush on him. Eww.0 0

Needless to say, these took a lot of formatting.



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Proud Part of the Make Meeester Happy Foundation!

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Favorite Adventures That Aren't Anthropology or Integration or Fo:E or Equestria from Dust or Echo the Diamond Dog or the 600+ chapter behemoth by Imploding Colon (Who is Really ShortSkirtsandExplosions)!

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Those things where I almost always uncheck the two boxes in the settings...

The Best Character Study I've Read

In which Shining Armor is painfully deconstructed and put back together a stronger stallion in the wake of his wedding

Cadence In A Minor

by Isseus

Some More Pictures I Like

Bat ponies are best ponies. I should know. I am one.

Holy cow this is adorable!

Sixteen Selected Stories: Silly, Spike, Stupid, Scary, Senescence, Sensual, Sweet, Saccharine, Shivering, Speed, Sequel, Slurred, Sun, Simile, Sad, Shenanigans

Dec
21st
2013

About me · 9:32pm

You're like half batpony with some weird fur disease and a bear trap for teeth ~Silent Shadow

Trampolines are dangerous butt fun ~Piquo Pican Pistchio Pie

I remember you. You hit me with your bat wings at BABScon. Not cool bro. ~Daniel Bergstorm

that is the worst oc i have ever seen even of the joke ones ~coolin79

Hello my name is Super Trampoline, and I am a bat pony studying music composition. I also write mediocre fanfiction about the documentary show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Cheers! Want to know anything about me or talk about something? Just ask!

Something you should know about me is that I write VERY short chapters. My longest chapter, the one shot about Fluttershy and the Gila monster, clocks in at just over 6,000 words, and is over three times longer than any other chapters I've written. at the other end of the extreme, my bad shipfic anthology is comprised almost entirely of 100 word chapters.

As far as labels go, I consider myself a heterosexual feminist pro-choice anti-Palestinian-apartheid anti-fascist LGBTQ-ally hippie Christian idealist environmentalist pacifistic capitalistic socialist.

If you had to compare me to characters on the show, I'm like Twilight Sparkle minus her work ethic and the cult of organization, mixed with Pinkie Pie with a little more self awareness and a little less outgoing. And I love animals like Fluttershy but have neither the patience to care for them nor her semi-crippling shyness.

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Less Popular, But Mostly Not Without Charm

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#263 · 14h, 27m ago · · ·

Um m I'm good, how are you?

#262 · 3d, 13h ago · · ·

>>1562472 Hi primrose. While I am part of the Twilight's Library Skype chat, I am not not actually a part of their vetting process for stories. If you suscribe to new thread notifications from them, they announce when submissions open, which generally happens on Saturday I believe. But the folders full up very fast. As for an editor, this should help you: https://www.google.com/search?q=fimfiction+editors&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari Have a great day! :pinkiehappy:

#261 · 3d, 14h ago · · ·

Hey Super Trampoline.

You're a part of Twilight's Library, right? I've got a story I'm considering submitting. Are they taking submissions now? I might try to give it another pass for some mistakes. Know anyone who looks over this stuff a lot? I'm not well versed with the editors on this site.

#260 · 1w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1543143 I have always been bouncy and full of life, even in the womb, thus my mother named me Trampoline to go with the family name Super. I know not of this human keyboard-based prog-pop-rock you speak of! :raritywink:

#259 · 1w, 6d ago · · ·

Thanks for the watch and the kind word on my page.

#258 · 2w, 2d ago · · ·

I don't know if anyone's made this connection yet:

:rainbowwild:

Super Trampoline

Supertramp-oline

Supertramp Online

Headcanon comfirmed.

:twilightsmile:

You make such good music!

#257 · 2w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1540239 It may be a while until I actually get around to reading the story, but I love Inception and I love Twilight Sparkle and I love your dedication to your vision.

#256 · 2w, 3d ago · · ·

Thanks for the watch, I'm not much of a clock person anyways

:trollestia:

I'm super glad though :D

#255 · 2w, 4d ago · · ·

I'm left wondering how you came to enjoy our story, DECEPTION when you post an image on your profile like this...

https://i.imgur.com/VRGcJdZ.jpg

... and yet the average length of our chapters is twice that of freakin' Fallout: Equestria's...

Oh well. Glad you're enjoying the story regardless.

- Christian 'Approaching Over-Verbose' Harisay

#254 · 4w, 5h ago · · ·

>>1526417 Nope:eeyup:

Also congratulation on your growth.

You have more than duplicate your followers since I left.

You used to have a little over twice what i had now you have over 4 times!

~Leonzilla

PS: You finally fulfilled your goal of surpassing the old man, Stormbringer!

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