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Wherever You are in This World, Thank You for Visiting!


The sequel to White Space is coming August 6th, and it's HEAVY.

To love a changeling is one thing. But to love your husband's killer? That's pushing it.

My name is Sandy Shoreline, and I'm married to a monster.

Changeling Your Point of View

Long Term Project: Austraeohaiku

Rainbow Dash flies east,

Seventeen sounds at a time,

Each chapter three lines.

This is a retelling of Austraeoh in haiku form.

Currently on: Chapter 17 of 200

Date started: December 28, 2013

Projected publishing date: Hopefully in April

Projected completion date: Someday


The SuperVerse

The Many Adventures of Doctor Whooves and Fleur Dis Lee
[Romance] [Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure]

The Doctor's wife dies. Fleur's fiancé Fancypants calls off the wedding. They seek the services of Madamoiselle Pinkamina and Matching Feelings, two of the greatest matchmakers in Equestria. Shenanigans ensue. 26 6

[Slice of Life]

Before Nightmare moon, before King Sombra, before Discord, before Equestria, before the three tribes, before the royal sisters, I am. And tonight, I visit a very special somepony. It's her birthday after all. 17 1

The Assassination of Rarity Belle by the Coward August Flower
[Tragedy] [sad]

Pretty self-explanatory (not written yet.) [/size]

Sweetie Beltway
[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure] Cutie Mark Crusaders Civil Engineers Yay!0 0

Nothing Gold Can Stay
[Sad] [Dark] [Crossover] [Slice of Life]

After Rarity's death, Doctor Whooves Takes Discord, Celestia, and Fleur Dis Lee several billion years into the future, to watch the long-princessless sun engulf the planet Earth. Somehow, that makes things better. 18 1

Go West, Young Mare
[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure]

Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash visit a friend. Unfortunately, this friend lives a thousand miles away. Oh and he's a high priest—whatever that means. And he's at least 3,000 years old. And Twilight miiiight have a crush on him. Eww.0 0

Needless to say, these took a lot of formatting.

One of my Pet Peeves

Proud Part of the Make Meeester Happy Foundation!

Unique stories, and my favorite story

  • Statistics Sometimes, all we need are a few stats to shed light on a subject. by xTSGx 1,042 words · 12,255 views · 1,446 likes · 34 dislikes
  • Clockwork What is time to a pony? by 71NYL-5CR4TCH 17,101 words · 3,549 views · 588 likes · 19 dislikes
  • A Mark Of Appeal Joyous Release has what she feels to be the worst talent and cutie mark in Equestria. She's approached Luna with a simple request: that the Princess rid her of both -- forever. A simple request which happens to be impossible... by Estee 60,666 words · 5,031 views · 607 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Princess Twilight Sparkle's 505th Birthday The sequel to Princess Twilight Sparkle's 500th Birthday by Autumnschild 104,072 words · 9,563 views · 1,084 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Magic, and Mayhem, and... Murder? Oh my... Shawn Spencer, fake psychic detective, goes where no man has gone before. by Invictus 137,798 words · 8,518 views · 839 likes · 20 dislikes

Stories That Made Me Cry

Favorite Adventures That Aren't Anthropology or Integration or Fo:E or Equestria from Dust or Echo the Diamond Dog or the 600+ chapter behemoth by Imploding Colon (Who is Really ShortSkirtsandExplosions)!

  • Roadtrip Let's drive to a brony convention with Queen Chrysalis riding shotgun by totallynotabrony 26,430 words · 5,565 views · 625 likes · 28 dislikes
  • The Eternal Song I'm Vinyl Scratch. DJ, producer, lover, borderline alcoholic... and now, apparently, savior of the universe. Yeah, I don't really know either. by Stereo_Sub 87,983 words · 3,048 views · 364 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Three Hundred and Fifty The future has everything that any pony could ever want. Twilight Sparkle wants to go home. by Void Chicken 48,448 words · 14,285 views · 2,152 likes · 62 dislikes
  • It's Not A Cold Dark Place Six stars on EQD! To save Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo must confront her fears and sail to the land where dreams are made... by Lucky Dreams 9,476 words · 5,649 views · 214 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Mother of Invention Awake and alone, Applejack will find a way to survive. by zaponator 156,998 words · 7,746 views · 702 likes · 17 dislikes

Those things where I almost always uncheck the two boxes in the settings...

The Best Character Study I've Read

In which Shining Armor is painfully deconstructed and put back together a stronger stallion in the wake of his wedding

Cadence In A Minor

by Isseus

Some More Pictures I Like

Bat ponies are best ponies. I should know. I am one.

Holy cow this is adorable!

Sixteen Selected Stories: Silly, Spike, Stupid, Scary, Senescence, Sensual, Sweet, Saccharine, Shivering, Speed, Sequel, Slurred, Sun, Simile, Sad, Shenanigans


About Me · 9:32pm

You're like half batpony with some weird fur disease and a bear trap for teeth ~Silent Shadow

Trampolines are dangerous butt fun ~Piquo Pican Pistchio Pie

I remember you. You hit me with your bat wings at BABScon. Not cool bro. ~Daniel Bergstorm

that is the worst oc i have ever seen even of the joke ones ~coolin79

Hello my name is Super Trampoline, and I am a bat pony studying music composition. I also write mediocre fanfiction about the documentary show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Cheers! Want to know anything about me or talk about something? Just ask!

Something you should know about me is that I write VERY short chapters. My longest chapter, the one shot about Fluttershy and the Gila monster, clocks in at just over 6,000 words, and is over three times longer than any other chapters I've written. at the other end of the extreme, my bad shipfic anthology is comprised almost entirely of 100 word chapters.

As far as labels go, I consider myself a heteroflexible feminist pro-choice pro-Palestinian anti-fascist LGBTQ-ally hippie Christian idealist environmentalist pacifistic capitalistic socialist.

If you had to compare me to characters on the show, I'm like Twilight Sparkle minus her work ethic and the cult of organization, mixed with Pinkie Pie with a little more self awareness and a little less outgoing. And I love animals like Fluttershy but have neither the patience to care for them nor her semi-crippling shyness.

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Less Popular, But Mostly Not Without Charm

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#378 · 1d, 15h ago · · ·

>>1996555 oh my it's that time of year again

#377 · 1d, 18h ago · · ·

More like. . . . Spooky Trampoline.

#376 · 4w, 1d ago · · ·

thanks for the follow! :twilightsmile:

#375 · 4w, 3d ago · · ·



Wait what you got banned? How'd I miss THAT?

#374 · 4w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1961840 text me at (714) 496-3119. AugieDog will e here tomorrow too!

#373 · 4w, 4d ago · · ·

We should find each other at EQLA sometime. If you stop by Ambris in the Vendor Hall I sometimes hang out there.

#372 · 5w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1955834 Fucking Meeester... never liked that guy anyway. He always seemed very condescending.

Which story was it?

#371 · 5w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1954555  despite my stating otherwise very clearly, Meeester thought a story I submitted was not my own when in fact it was a collab

#370 · 5w, 4d ago · · ·


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I actually took that photo with my iPhone. I'm pretty happy with how it came out!

It's me!

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  • E Applejack's Bar

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  • E Sunny Skies All Day Long

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  • T The Keepers of Discord

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    Seriously, a lot.  · Skywriter
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    7,984 words · 26,733 views  ·  2,818  ·  40
  • E Princess Celestia Gets Mugged

    Princess Celestia disguises herself as a younger mare and goes for a walk around Canterlot where she promptly gets mugged. Now on EqD.  · BronyWriter
    19,006 words · 28,160 views  ·  3,702  ·  55
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    7,194 words · 15,123 views  ·  2,023  ·  27
  • T Drop of Moonshine

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    10,347 words · 30,932 views  ·  3,156  ·  46
  • E Quorum Sensing

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  • T On The Importance Of Spelling

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  • T Mood Wings

    The body language of wings.  · Tchernobog
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  • E A Simpler Time

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