Super Trampoline

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I can't promise I'm an amazing writer, but I CAN promise I'm an interesting one! Skype me! I'm bgchandler

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Wherever You are in This World, Thank You for Visiting!

COMING JULY 6th TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

The sequel to White Space is coming August 6th, and it's HEAVY.

To love a changeling is one thing. But to love your husband's killer? That's pushing it.

My name is Sandy Shoreline, and I'm married to a monster.

Changeling Your Point of View



Long Term Project: Austraeohaiku

Rainbow Dash flies east,

Seventeen sounds at a time,

Each chapter three lines.

This is a retelling of Austraeoh in haiku form.

Currently on: Chapter 17 of 200

Date started: December 28, 2013

Projected publishing date: Hopefully in April

Projected completion date: Someday


Introducing...

The SuperVerse

The Many Adventures of Doctor Whooves and Fleur Dis Lee
[Romance] [Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure]

The Doctor's wife dies. Fleur's fiancé Fancypants calls off the wedding. They seek the services of Madamoiselle Pinkamina and Matching Feelings, two of the greatest matchmakers in Equestria. Shenanigans ensue. 26 6

Melchizek
[Slice of Life]

Before Nightmare moon, before King Sombra, before Discord, before Equestria, before the three tribes, before the royal sisters, I am. And tonight, I visit a very special somepony. It's her birthday after all. 17 1

The Assassination of Rarity Belle by the Coward August Flower
[Tragedy] [sad]

Pretty self-explanatory (not written yet.) [/size]

Sweetie Beltway
[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure] Cutie Mark Crusaders Civil Engineers Yay!0 0

Nothing Gold Can Stay
[Sad] [Dark] [Crossover] [Slice of Life]

After Rarity's death, Doctor Whooves Takes Discord, Celestia, and Fleur Dis Lee several billion years into the future, to watch the long-princessless sun engulf the planet Earth. Somehow, that makes things better. 18 1

Go West, Young Mare
[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure]

Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash visit a friend. Unfortunately, this friend lives a thousand miles away. Oh and he's a high priest—whatever that means. And he's at least 3,000 years old. And Twilight miiiight have a crush on him. Eww.0 0

Needless to say, these took a lot of formatting.



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Those things where I almost always uncheck the two boxes in the settings...

The Best Character Study I've Read

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Cadence In A Minor

by Isseus

Some More Pictures I Like

Bat ponies are best ponies. I should know. I am one.

Holy cow this is adorable!

Sixteen Selected Stories: Silly, Spike, Stupid, Scary, Senescence, Sensual, Sweet, Saccharine, Shivering, Speed, Sequel, Slurred, Sun, Simile, Sad, Shenanigans

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Jun
24th
2014

About me · 9:32pm

You're like half batpony with some weird fur disease and a bear trap for teeth ~Silent Shadow

Trampolines are dangerous butt fun ~Piquo Pican Pistchio Pie

I remember you. You hit me with your bat wings at BABScon. Not cool bro. ~Daniel Bergstorm

Hello my name is Super Trampoline, and I am a bat pony studying music composition. I also write mediocre fanfiction about the documentary show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Cheers! Want to know anything about me or talk about something? Just ask!

Something you should know about me is that I write VERY short chapters. My longest chapter, the one shot about Fluttershy and the Gila monster, clocks in at just over 6,000 words, and is over three times longer than any other chapters I've written. at the other end of the extreme, my bad shipfic anthology is comprised almost entirely of 100 word chapters.

As far as labels go, I consider myself a heterosexual feminist pro-choice anti-Palestinian-apartheid anti-fascist LGBTQ-ally hippie Christian idealist environmentalist pacifistic capitalistic socialist.

If you had to compare me to characters on the show, I'm like Twilight Sparkle minus her work ethic and the cult of organization, mixed with Pinkie Pie with a little more self awareness and a little less outgoing. And I love animals like Fluttershy but have neither the patience to care for them nor her semi-crippling shyness.

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People I like

xjuggernautx is always a pleasure to talk with.

Writers who I like for their writing:

Skywriter and Imploding Colon

Less Popular, But Mostly Not Without Charm

I Love Feedback!

#1350308 · 1d, 13h ago · · ·

Thanks for faving my story!

#1348296 · 2d, 11h ago · · ·

Have you read my story The Ancient Heart of the Everwood Dragon? It's gotten so many likes and views already. You've helped me a lot with commenting on what's making my stories suck like the showing not telling thing and sentence structure. I'm very thankful for that as it goes past just the ordinary, 'Hey, you missed a comma here.' :pinkiehappy:

#1344284 · 4d, 4h ago · · ·

>>1344270

I sent you a Skype contact request as well

#1344270 · 4d, 4h ago · · ·

>>1344251 I'm glad you appreciate it! :twilightsmile: My internet/computer has a tendancy to suck, so I'm not sure when the next episode of Super Trampoline's Super Bad Fanfic Theater will be out, but as long as there's horrible MLP fanfiction out there, I'll be reading it! :rainbowdetermined2:

Have a great day! :pinkiehappy:

#1344251 · 4d, 4h ago · 1 · ·

I saw your YouTube video in a comment that you posted on this story, and you had me in stitches, I was laughing so hard! You made the story so much more interesting than if I were to actually read it (saw the 100+ downvotes and decided, why not?).

Long story short, thanks for making me laugh. You're awesome, so have a follow.

#1333727 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·

I replied to you on my own page.

Should I have done it here instead?

#1323701 · 1w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1323477 You're welcome. I realized even though I see you all over FimFiction, I had never actually read any of your stories. Have a great day! :pinkiehappy:

#1323477 · 1w, 6d ago · · ·

Thanks for the watch! :pinkiehappy:

#1322859 · 1w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1322332 None taken. Have a great day! :twilightsmile:

#1322842 · 1w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1318866 maaaaggeee who's a faaaattttttyyyyyyyy!

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I actually took that photo with my iPhone. I'm pretty happy with how it came out!

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