Lately, I've haven't been writing ponies (what?! HERESY!) because I've mostly been writing short, quick things. I've noticed that I'm kinda better at writing shorter stories than long multi-chapter ones.

Now, I've been seeing a lot of people doing this, so I figured I'd jump onto the bandwagon.

Basically, you can make a request for a single scene here. Be forewarned, these are not full fledged stories, so don't expect any long buildups. These one-shots will be as long as it takes to satisfy your prompt, just so you know.

All you need to do is tell me what you want me to write, whether it's romance, friendshipping, comedy, tragedy, clop, etc. And keep in mind that if you so wish it, I will write ANYTHING. You can either give me a long summary of what you want, a brief summary, or just give me a prompt and I'll try to do my best with it. If you give me a summary, try to be a bit specific. I like details. Or you can give me a vague prompt and I'll go crazy with it.

Even if it's a category I don't normally write or enjoy reading, I'll still do what I can with it.

(Episode starts.)

Awesome. A song right at the get-go.

(Episode continues.)

Hmm. Interesting. Oh my gawd, more songs!

(Keep on going.)

Hmm, quite a simple solution. Me gusta mucho! MORE EPIC SONGS!

Woah... Harmonic death ray... Well, THAT escalated quickly.

(Allow black out for commercial break)

Ah, shit. Here comes Celestia.

More song? I guess I'll hear you out...

WHAT THE FUCK?! NOOOOOOOO-

Wait, her friends are cool with it? Rainbow and Twilight, flying buddies? I'm cool with that. *Implied Twidash, YESH*

Oh great, here's Celestia again.

Twilight... priorities...

Canterlot, coronation, celebration.

Oh, Celestia taught you about friendship? She better start teaching you about grief before your friends die.

Always grateful? Remember that promise a thousand years later, Twi.

Okay, so you're a princess, all powerful, gonna get a shit ton of guards soon, gonna live for a VERY long time, if not forever, your friends who got you there are going to die, you will cry, and you might forget about them once your memory spans the millennium.

But you're singing about everything being fine, so maybe it's the team speaking out to us bronies that, yes, everything is indeed going to be fine.

Oh god, I hope so. Season 3 freaking sucked.

Okay, so I said I would give this episode a chance and I did. And the episode was AMAZING up until Celestia walked in. Right about at the 12-14 minute mark.

Freakin' Celestia.

Still, I'll admit this episode wasn't bad. I won't quit the fandom. I will try to come to terms with Twilight alicorn (but I'm never calling her Princess). I will still hope that she will get turned back into a unicorn, or at least NOT an immortal princess, in Season 4, until it is explicitly stated otherwise. Which it probably was in the season finale but I was too much in denial. Probably get my hopes completely crushed as soon as Season 4 starts.

Oh yeah, Season 4.

BRING IT ON!

Development team, I hope you learned something from Season 3. Stop making shitty episodes.

Pwease?

Well... yet another beautiful thing is beginning to feel the canker and rot that is America's entertainment business.

http://family-room.ew.com/2013/01/29/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-exclusive-twilight-princess/

My heart dropped once I saw all this. I had been hoping, in the back of my mind for weeks, that all those rumors about Alicorn Twilight would turn out to be false, like many other rumors that have been shot down in the fandom, but this one has been confirmed. I don't know about the rest of you guys, but so far, I haven't seen ANYBODY that was happy about this. A lot of angry, a bunch of unhappy, many dubious, handfuls calling to give it a chance, but not ONE SINGLE PERSON was happy or ecstatic about it.

This is the byproduct of living in America. Since Season 3 started, it's been nothing but disappointment and the stifling of the creative force behind what made Seasons 1 and 2 so great. The executive and business sectors of the industry have seen the great potential of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic in generating MASSIVE revenue. It has a gigantic following now with the brony community and people who aren't bronies who just enjoy the show, especially since the show has gone international. They don't need creativity and imagination anymore. The executives can now move in and corrupt everything so they can suck out every last penny they can in profits. Celestia deliver us all from corporate greed.

If worse comes to worse, then I'll just remember this saying:

"Remember the good times, for nothing lasts forever."

and buy the DVDs for Seasons 1 and 2.

And this, fillies and gentlecolts, is yet another failed prophecy, created by humans, of the end of the world. I don't know why people keep trying to come up with this (pardon my language) bullshit. Do you really want the world as we know it to end?

Whatever. I gave up trying to understand foolish human superstitions years ago.

But the Mayans were right about one thing. They at least predicted something.

As of right now, my latest story has been submitted and is awaiting approval. I'm warning you now, it is a clop story. Pure and simple. Don't like that? Then do both of us a favor, and don't be stupid by clicking on the story anyway and dumping your pointless hate on me and it.

Anyways, happy end-of-the-world to all of you and enjoy this latest work of literary feces excreted from my very fingertips.

Live long and prosper.

I apologize that it took this long, but I've been having serious motivation issues. But I've finally gotten off my ass and began creating again. It's slow progress, unfortunately, but I'm hoping to increase output as time goes on. I've gotten back into drawing and I've cranked out a couple thousand words in the past week. I put links to the drawings on my dA since I have no clue how to put the pictures directly onto this blog.

Twilight Sparkle

Some Twidash

Upcoming news is I'm gonna be posting a new story, but I don't know when. It's actually an extra scene for another guy's story that I got the blessing to write. It's this story written by this guy. If you haven't read it yet and you're a fan of Twidash, then shame on you. Click that link right now.

Peace, guys. Have a nice day.

Like I said up in the title, Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you all have a wonderful day, cause I know I sure am so far. Try waking up and watching three episodes of MLP on a 48 inch plasma screen television. Awesome. And my dad just glanced at the tv, said good morning, and began to make breakfast. It's the little things in life, you guys.

Anyways, back to what matters. You want a way to throw off your parents? Walk up to them and say, "Thanks for everything." And then just walk away. Don't wait for them to ask, "Okay, what do you want?" Just say thanks, and walk away and do whatever it is you want to do. Watch pony videos, read pony stories, or play pony games. And if you never tell them thanks, get them to sit down first, just in case they feel faint.

And while we're in this spirit of thankfulness, what are you guys thankful for?

I know what I'm thankful for. Surviving my life so far. And being open-minded enough to watch an episode of MLP when my friend recommended it to me. Seriously, probably the greatest thing that's ever happened to me so far.

Happy Thanksgiving again, you guys. Enjoy your day, wherever you are.

It's weird. I've been seeing more stories using the combination of words, "trials and tribulations," more and more in description boxes.

Is this a legitimate observation of mine or is my mind just playing tricks on me?

Maybe I'm going crazy...

Maybe not...

Not bitter, by the way. I think that's cool.

It means I started something! Yay!

I guess I'm gonna start doing these every once in a while. If you're anything like me, then you must love to read. Otherwise, you wouldn't be using this site right now!

There's this one story that so far, has been unappreciated. Equestria from Dust by soundslikeponies, has far too few likes, comments, and favorites. If you got the time, check it out. It is a well-crafted story about the beginning of the world of ponies, from Celestia and Luna's point of view.

How about it people? Can we help this awesome story hit the feature box?

... is what my internet is doing.

Sorry, but this is going to severely cut down my writing time. I got dial-up and it is (somehow) getting worse everyday. My internet crashed twice just trying to type this. I'll try to squeeze as much time into writing as I can, and maybe hit the school and public libraries to crank out some words, but it's gonna take a good long while before something of mine gets done.

Sorry all.

So I just had a family gathering with everyone of my mom's side of the family (due to divorce) to celebrate a birthday, and they all now know that I watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The events leading to that reveal I won't go into. And while they are (thankfully) unaware of the term "brony" and everything related to it (i.e. anti-brony, clop, etc.), I was still mocked and ridiculed for it for three fucking hours. And while I tried to explain why, nobody cared to listen. The only person okay with me being a brony is my dad.

Whatever, I always was the black sheep of the family anyway.