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Summer Wrap Up · 10:40pm
I had plans for this summer. And as expected, I haven't managed to do all the planned things.
So, what's the field report? Here go the planned things:
— a comedy one-shot about Twilight panicking for no reason, titled “Pinkie Pie Dyes” — almost done, but needs a lot of editing so it won't suck. Comedy one-shots are hit-or-miss.
— a serious Derpy×Vinyl shipfic from Octavia's point of view, titled “Between The Three Of Us” — less than 25% done. It's going to be pretty long, but at least I have an editor for this one. I won't publish it here before hitting 40% mark.
— a comedy about Pinkie's unrequited crush on Rarity — not even started.
— a short slice-of-life fic about Winona and CMC — not even started.
Oh boy, it looks like I've accomplished next to nothing.
Oh wait, there's other stuff:
— It probably shouldn't count, but during summer, I wrote two chapters of “Of Robots And Ponies”. More Whooves running around, but I think about wrapping up Whooves arc and starting Roseluck arc. I also managed to get the story so complicated that I needed to write down a timeline... and timelines barely work with stories with time travel. Apart from that, I need to write down who knows what, who accused whom of what and all that stuff, because I'm getting lost. I also know how I'll end the story (not sure in how many chapters though): Apple Bloom'll say: “Consarn it, still no cutie mark!” The next chapter is a work in progress and it's sponsored by this picture.
— A sudden spark of inspiration allowed me to write “Being His Imaginary Fluttershy”. For some reason, it's my highest rated story, despite being less popular than “Robots”. I'm considering a sequel titled “Being His Imaginary Applejack”, but I need to think more about it.
— There's that half-written yet untitled story, which I started writing as a birthday present for a friend and I still haven't finished. Mainly because I can't write Pinkie, dammit!
— There's that silly one-shot I sent to a friend: “Twilight Sparkle And A Cucumber”. I'll publish it here as soon as I hear from him back. It needs only little editing.
— There's that new story I'm writing now, a classical comedy crackshipfic featuring Rainbow Dash, who as always falls in love with... well, the working title of the story is “Rainbow Dash Falls In Love With Celestia's Horn”, guess who's Dashie's sweetheart in that. And guess how it involves Bon-Bon.
— And finally, I have at least three more ideas:
× cute&nice&fluffy Twilight×Fluttershy shipfic with a bit of comedy;
× a murder mystery (in which Rarity dies, for no reason, and a lot of weird stuff happens afterwards);
× and a philosophical mystery (woohoo! a new made-up genre!) about... well, if you've read Anathem, that would be similar. I plan some government conspiracies, serious (Celestia level of serious) Pinkie, Luna banished from Canterlot, Twilight being under intelligence agency's surveillance, and more.
But guessing from my record, I won't write them all. The murder mystery looks like it has no chances to ever show up, the other two – I don't know.
So, that's all, folks. I hope I'll be able to provide you with more mediocre fanfiction in the future.
TL;DR:
Brace yourself, three comedy one-shots are coming.
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You got me gewd. It took me til today to find out you (rainbow dash is sleeping on a cloud. GET OUT OF THE WAY I CAN'T SEE WHAT I'M TYPING) wrote the fluttershy one. I actually went and looked for the guy and found Nathan Randall. He seemed the closest to these events in personality.
About the "I want to have se-(continued)", all I can say is that when my first time happened with ponies, I almost went up to a family member and asked them to send me to a hell to the power of a googol. When you're me, you know that when you're in that mood, you're not human anymore, you're a FUCKING NEGATIVE SOUL. That's worse than not having one. I never touched myself again afterward. For the next 10 hours I hated myself.
I know humans are by genetic nature supposed to have occasional spontaneous arousal, but when a human feels horny and they don't feel different or they don't despise themselves afterward, they're as bad as the sin of lust itself. I don't like referencing humans as to having souls, though some must because I know conscious beings, like myself, exist. I can't be the only one, that's plain dumbshittery right there.
Sometimes I wonder about the reality some humans call reality, and question if it really is real. There's a fact. This world exists. That's where I always start when I'm depressed. I bring implications into hand afterward. Feelings are nothing but artificial emotions of the human body. A soul will be bound to these limits. When this affects the soul, sometimes will power itself is questioned, and the sex drive, right then, automatically dominates the body. It's horrible. My will is strong, that's how I restrain. I don't know about the rest of 'us', we human bound souls.
If there are any...
Hello sir or madame,
I am Obsidian Raindrop the creator of a group known as The Great and Not Obsessive Trixie I am here to ask if you would like your story to be added to my group.
The only requirements are:
1. You have a story about Trixie and she is not completely obsessing over her lose at the hands of Twilight. (She can hate that she lost to twilight and even try and beat again but she just can't be be so obsessive like she is in most stories. )
2. She may be a supporting character or a main character it does not matter.
3. i can`t think of a third thing
It's me Osidian again asking you guys to do stuff you don't want to.
1. tell me the name of your story and the one folder you want it in
2. join the group it is really cool and we'll soon get a banner up
3. fallow because it will boost my confidence
Sorry to all those who either received this email twice or who don`t have trixie as a main or supporting character. Also just PM me if you want your story added.
Yours truly, Obsidian Raindrop
>>100794
Well, I'd understood them if the fic really had any clop in it, especially underage clop.
But it doesn't. It's rated Teen for buck's sake!
On the other hand, what's wrong with those people who search for that stuff?
I want to have se...
No i don't believe I'd allow myself to comprehend the rest of that sentence. This has officially struck fear into me of reading this story.
On another note: WTFLOLWUTTHATPERSONISRETARDEDIDONTEVENWANTTOKNOWWHYYOUDSEARCHTHATYOUWONTGETTODOITANYWAY
Your Sweetie Belle-Bot story is epic! Great job! Yeah!
