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Schmarschall http://dasparkle.tumblr.com
User ID: 8,640
Registered: 12th Jan 2012
Last Seen: 14h, 4m ago
Story views: 9,051

Favourite pony: Big Rainbowtosh

Favourite movie: G.I. Joe

Favourite book: Anything by Dan Brown

Favourite artist: Rihanna Montana

Favourite fanfiction: Fucking Eternal (b/c deep and stuff, right?) haha lol no

Skype: dasparkle

Is any of the above true? Who knows?

Bio

Hey! I'm somebody. I was born somewhere a couple of years ago, not too far from where you are right now. I will live for some yet-to-be-determined amount of time, and then I will die. In the meantime, I enjoy writing, eating pasta, being out in the sun, learning as much as I can, popping bubble wrap and typing up bullshit biographies no one will ever read.

Some good stories

[Romance] [Crossover] [Adventure]
The tales of the legendary detective, Sherclop Pones...
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[Dark] [Alternate Universe]
Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy adapt the first half of Miss Saigon/Madame Butterfly.
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[Comedy] [Random]
A fellow pony points out a spacefaring race inside Princess Luna's Mane. Luna is not happy.
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[Romance] [Comedy] [Random] [Slice of Life]
A wacky day in the lives of Fimfiction's two most fantastic moderators! (Sorry Wlah)
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[Comedy] [Random]
Is Twilight really a pea?
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Comment posted by Obsidian Raindrop deleted at 9:59pm on the 20th of February, 2013
#234814 · 26w, 2d ago · · ·
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"Baby come back!  You can blame it all on me."

I am worse sounding in person.  But anyways happy holidays and hope you are doing well!

#108595 · 42w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>99981

Thanks a lot! I'll give you a friendly hello right back :twilightsheepish:

#99981 · 43w, 5d ago · · ·
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A friendly hello to a vastly superior author.

Kid you need more followers.

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>>72106

Sounds grand! When I finish your story, I'll do the same! (I hope you don't mind chapter-by-chapter comments, even though it's already finished, 'cause I may just do that! :rainbowwild:)

#72106 · 48w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>71860

Thank you, and you're more than welcome! It was Neighkodemus who brought me to your page, too, and I actually started by reading A Moose's Report.

It was more than enough to sell me on your stylistic prowess and prosaic sense. And of course, I'm looking forward to reading your take on young Celestia :twilightsmile:

I'll get to it as soon as I've finished my current real-world lecture and tell you what I think!

#71860 · 48w, 3d ago · · ·
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I don't usually do this, but thanks for the favorite on "The Stranger and Her Friend"! (And "A Moose's Report", but I'll be honest, I'm not nearly as proud of that one as I am the other.)

I'll also say that I really like your story, "The Price of Grace". My editor and buddy Neighkodemus recommended it to me, and I am not disappointed! I haven't finished it yet, but so far, it's great. After all, young Celestia and Luna are best Celestia and Luna.

Thanks again! :twilightsmile:

#55689 · 51w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>52760

>"You've certainly taken an unexpected route with your work,"

Well... I'm a weird person. So, I like to fluctuate between slice of life and gay orgy fics. You know. :rainbowkiss::rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild:

But seriously, I feel like you were one of the first people that really built up my confidence back when I was a seriously self-hating writer, and all I had was 'Under Every Lamppost' and 'Migranes' under my belt. I still adore those stories, and I ought to be working on them sometime. :twilightblush: But you were there in the beginning making me believe in myself.

I really do love you for that! :heart:

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My stories

[Tragedy] [Sad] [Dark] [Adventure]
As Luna is set to return, Celestia's thoughts go back to the one mistake that sealed their fate.
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[Sad] [Dark] [Adventure]
Exiled, Princess Celestia must face the fate of eventually banishing Nightmare Moon -- her sister.
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[Romance] [Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure] [Alternate Universe]
Twilock Sparkle and her faithful partner Dr Spikeson solve a ghastly crime.
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Currently reading

Infinite Jest

David Foster Wallace

Previously: The Brothers Karamazov

Hard-Boiled Wonderland or the End of the World

After Dark

The Pale King

Annoyance of the day

Why is it slide and slid, but glide and glided? Makes no sense.

Also my stories, but longer and with title and description


The Nightmare

Young Celestia has gone into hiding in the underbelly of Equestria. Through his vile scheming, Discord has driven her out of Canterlot Castle, engineering a civil war; Luna, her mind and soul poisoned by Discord, has turned into Nightmare Moon. Sooner or later, Celestia must face what she knows is her destiny: to confront and banish her own sister, before the advent of Eternal Night.

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Twilock Sparkle, Mare Detective

The year is 1886. Brilliant, but eccentric master detective Twilock Sparkle enlists the help of her friend and partner Dr Spikeson to solve her most challenging case yet. But this time, their adversary might just be out of their league...

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The Price of Grace

‘Have you ever,’ she started, ‘broken a promise you made?’

Celestia and Luna live a carefree childhood at Canterlot Castle, but its end approaches far too quickly — no matter how much they struggle, they find themselves drifting apart. And without their noticing, a new evil rises that could drive a wedge between them for good...

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