Soulless DCLXVI

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Favorite Pony: Princess Luna

Favorite Secondary Pony: Maud Pie

Favorite Pony of the Mane Six: Fluttershy

Favorite Background Pony: Octavia

Contact: Skype: soullessdclxvi

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  • The Numbers Don't LieAn ancient magical artifact causes floating lie meters to appear above everypony's heads. This causes Twilight to reflect on honesty and friendship. Based on an idea by theworstwriter. · shortskirtsandexplosions20,101 words ·15,276 views ·2,284 likes ·29 dislikes
  • Night's Favoured ChildWith her new apprenticeship under Nightmare Moon, Empress of Equestria and Queen of the Eternal Night, the orphan filly Twilight Sparkle plunges head-first into the conspiracies, secrets and intrigues of the Empire. · Municipal Engines139,323 words ·25,051 views ·2,966 likes ·40 dislikes
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  • NosflutteratuTwilight Sparkle had been looking forward to a quiet, relaxing day with a friend, but when Twilight discovers Fluttershy's appetite for blood, the knowledge proves to be anything but relaxing... · Charcoal Quill14,657 words ·17,246 views ·1,905 likes ·24 dislikes
  • InsomniaFinding herself unable to sleep, Princess Celestia occupies her mind by penning a letter to Twilight Sparkle. But for a weary princess, the mind has a tendency to wander... (Now with dramatic reading!) · Pale Horse3,088 words ·7,155 views ·1,181 likes ·13 dislikes
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  • A Novel TaleNovel Tale, a changeling living in Canterlot as a writer, has his peaceful life shattered when changelings from another hive attack, revealing the existence of changelings to all of ponykind. And his last book had a changeling character in it... · Blissey153,594 words ·11,273 views ·1,862 likes ·24 dislikes
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  • An Affliction of the Heart: Volume TwoPart two of An Affliction of the Heart. · Anonymous Pegasus36,188 words ·14,741 views ·2,631 likes ·37 dislikes
  • Princess Celestia Gets MuggedPrincess Celestia disguises herself as a younger mare and goes for a walk around Canterlot where she promptly gets mugged. Now on EqD. · BronyWriter19,006 words ·20,652 views ·3,078 likes ·45 dislikes

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  • Balance: A Dislestia Tale Hey there. Name's Discord, spirit of chaos, god of disharmony, and generally all-around awesome guy, way too awesome to fall for a prissy little pony princess. SO WHY THE HAY DID I!? by kildeez 8,939 words · 978 views · 59 likes · 10 dislikes

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  • Five Score, Divided by Four As a fan of the show, I always loved Rainbow Dash and her cutie mark, but I never wanted it to appear on my leg! Now that it has, all sorts of things are getting weird around here. I'm a guy, not a mare! Cartoon ponies aren't real... right? by TwistedSpectrum 285,552 words · 19,130 views · 2,718 likes · 138 dislikes
  • The Thousand Year Change After seeing what happened when she accidently changed her friends destinies, Twilight is curious about about the 'what if'. Like, for example, what if Luna had ponies a thousand years ago who noticed her. by Darthvalgaav 173,582 words · 6,437 views · 616 likes · 39 dislikes
  • My Choices: Twisted Tales Through Time Twilight goes back in time to prevent Luna's transformation into Nightmare Moon. by koolerkid 59,659 words · 10,154 views · 932 likes · 11 dislikes
  • The Wheel and the Butterfly A Dan X Pinkie Pie Saga Pinkie Pie finds herself adjusting to a new, hostile world, with a new hostile friend. Can they make it through this new misadventure together, or is it the universe that needs to watch out for them? by Justice4243 530,562 words · 7,400 views · 1,008 likes · 42 dislikes

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#1135359 · 12w, 5d ago · · ·

Thanks for the fave on The Celestia Code!  :twilightsmile:

#1085502 · 16w, 2d ago · · ·

Thanks for faving Death from above, Sailor!

#1073303 · 17w, 3d ago · · ·

I'm glad you enjoy the story, and imagine my surprise to see it on your page.  Thank you for the favorite though. :twilightsmile:

#1033751 · 20w, 3d ago · · ·

Thank you for the favorite on Clover's Disappearance!

#959295 · 26w, 1d ago · · ·

>>959289  I kinda figured :ajsmug:

Eh, we all have our guilty pleasures.

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MLP Fanon Project

So, a few weeks back I was talking with a family member about the expanded universe that is MLP fanon and to my shame all I could come up with was sexual shit. I figure that's 'cause we're a freaky bunch. So I started keeping a list and I'd update it as I came across commonalities in various stories or MLP tropes that I'd forgotten about. The following is that list coupled with a rating system. Do you guys think it's accurate? What have I missed? What probably doesn't belong?

MLP Fanon. Number of asterisks denote frequency and readiness of average fan to accept stated item as truth.   Rating of one to five.

Words in parentheses are my own thoughts on subjects and do not reflect on the fanon as a whole unless otherwise stated.

 Wings and Horns as erogenous zones. ****

 Wings stiffening in response to arousal. AKA "Wingboner". Occurs in all pegasi,  regardless of gender.***** Sometimes occurs with other winged sapient creatures, e.g.,  Griffins.****

 Socks are solely erotic wear. *****

 Dragons have dual phalli.****

 Matriarchal society.****

 Polygamy. AKA Herding. One or two stallions coupled with between two to ten mares.  This and the above partially the result of an extremely low stallion birth rate.***

 Mares often enter a period of estrus. Commonly known as "heat". During this period their libido skyrockets, often to mind clouding single mindedness, and they become fertile. The time between cycles and length of cycles themselves, however, have not been cemented and tend to change from fic to fic.****

 Homosexuality and other sexualities that run the spectrum are widely accepted. Though there are still the occasional detractors. Lesbian ponies are referred to as "fillyfoolers". Gay stallions "coltcuddlers". ***

 Wing blades - Pegasus weapon. A blade worn on both wingtips.  Considered excessive and highly lethal.**

 Thestrals AKA "Bat Ponies". Pegasi with mammalian, as opposed to avian, wings. Usually sport reptillian/feline eyes.  Fangs. *****

 Earth pony magic - Passive, Channels throughout body. Strongest in muscles and hooves. Allows for enhanced strength , increased durability, lengthened life span, green hooves, petriculturability. *****

 Petriculturability - The ability to farm rocks and gemstones. ****

 Pegasus magic - Passive, Channels in wings and hooves. Allows flight and cloud/weather manipulation.*****

 Tribalism - Pony racism.****

 Public nudity is accepted, though the act of dressing/undressing is considered highly private.*****

 Royal Guard armor enchanted to give each wearer an identical physical appearance.*****

 Changelings can detect/taste the full spectrum of emotions. They can eat all positive emotions as well. However,  love is always either the most nutritious, delicious, or both. Negative emotions are often harmful to changelings, often being poisonous in nature. (This usually paints Chrysalis as an idiot) ****

 Dragons are exceptionally long lived. Often getting to or beyond millennial in years. *****

 Griffons are omnivorous.*****

 Still Way is the name of the major martial art of the unicorn tribe. *

 Gale King is the name of the major martial art of the pegasus tribe. *

 Mountain Root is the name of the major martial art of the earth pony tribe.  (No stars, only been mentioned once, but it was mentioned in the same story that Gale King originated. This story also helped further the Still Way. For these reasons I place it here despite it's nature as non-fanon. I predict all three martial arts to get at least three stars in the next year.)

 Changeling flight is significantly slower, but more far more agile, than pegasus and griffon flight. ****

 Changelings have chitin rather than skin and fur. *****

 Flutterponies. A tribe of pony with butterfly wings usually considered to be extinct. Often portrayed as the precursor species to Changelings.  The Flutterponies having been cursed or changed in a malevolent manner. This event tends to take place before the events of the solar/lunar war.***

 Solar/Lunar war. Though it goes by many names. Despite the season 4 opener it's often held firm that Nightmare Moon's ascension and fall was the start and end of an actual conflict between ponies.  Lasting anywhere from a few days to a few years. ****