That's right everypony! I am 100% NOT dead! Lemme say that one more time, not dead. Still living. Now I'm sure you all have questions, and I'm sure you all know I don't care. Now here's what I've been up to.

I finished a few chapters of Ponylands.

I wrote three out of five of the final chapters of AAroE.

I wrote a VERY succinct ending to Code Equestria (and we will never do that ever again. Agreed?)

And stared at HK141. For...forever. Really getting writers block there. I have a chapter, and you'll have to trudge through it, but I had to go over a few things. No other chapters though.

Got an artist. Currently he's workin on a BASS CANNON! for my Borderlands 2, which will allow me to finally beat the game and get back to life, but I directed him to this story. So we'll end with some fan art! Maybe a decent cover.

Not too bad eh?

THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL PC USERS! The latest windows updates have crashed my computer. I'm not talking the stupid crash because some jackass made the computer think it has two hard drives. I'm talking constant crash. Start-up repair doesn't fix it. No short cuts work. Now maybe I'm wrong, and I just have shit luck, but be careful.

Due to this, Ponylands is delayed. I'll post a few for Hunter Killer 141, but I want to add the music for the beginning, and it's a bitch to do from my phone. However, I have written chapter one, and the characters are in character as much as possible, with five years in the Borderlands universe under their belt.

Good news! I just finished off Borderlands 2, and will now have more time to write...okay who am I kidding. I started another playthrough as Zero, and I'll do another for the Mechromancer. I'm a bad person I know. So, in bad news, HK141 (Helluva lot catchier than AAroE eh?) will likely be on hiatus? On the plus side? Borderlands 2 is out, and everyone who wanted to has played Borderlands 1. Which means....drumroll.....

I'm attempting the unthinkable. A good Borderlands crossover that follows the general storyline yet still remains in character. Believe me, it was a bitch to pull off. I had to think of sensible matches for each Vaut Hunter. Pinkie Pie as the Soldier, cause only she could pull out a freaking cannon. Applejack as Berzerker (okay...that one was simple.) Rarity as the Siren (again, simple) and Twilight as The Hunter (cause she has owlicious.) Rainbow Dash as Scooter, Celestia as the Guardian Angel, Mayor Mare as Helena Pierce, Fluttershy as Zed, Spike as Claptrap. Like I said, I got shit figured out. However I need your help! Who the hell is gonna be Tannis? Can't be Twi, so...Lyra? Hell if I know! She comes up late though, so I probably don't have to worry about it for a bit. Send in your votes!

So that should come out soonish.

Now for the Inu. Get this, I actually have Inu news! About Inu! He/She/It tottally forgot about me. Da fuck? Someone go attempt to refresh Inu's memorey yeh?

This is SoarinSoren, signing off.

No seriously. Did someone die or something? Is my story banned off fimfiction and only I can access it? Seriously! No complaints? Zip? I'm kinda sad. I was hoping the much better written Hunter Killer would beat out AAroE, but that piece of crap was getting 100 views a week. Hunter Killer has what. 5? Seriously, where'd everybody go?O

Ah. It's good to be back to our regularly scheduled broadcasts. I'm finishing up an ending to Code Equestria, and it will not be satisfying. At all. Good news however is there'll be a satisfying conclusion to An Alcoholic's recollection of Equestria. Hunter Killer is going strong, and I've recently introduced everyones least favorite griffin, and a complete asshat! I'm also starting to go into the lies and deceptions that have caused tension between Equestria and...fuck I dunno Griffn Land? Griffin Fief? The Badlands? I'll think of somethin. Or you guys could. Send suggestions.

In Good/Bad news, Borderlands 2 is out! Thanks to my preorder, I picked it up yesterday and have only stopped to go to work and schoo. This kicks ass for me, because it's BORDERLANDS 2 WHOOP! Sucks for you, as most of my time is going out to playing it.

Finally, the Inu. Remember a few posts back when I said I kicked my addiction to a certain iOS MMO? Well a certain crazy bastard brought me back, so between work, school, Borderlands, and Graal...well divvy up the time. Plus I have a few oddball jobs coming, and a rock album to begin. May be some time between posts.

This has been DJ SoarinSoren HOWWWWWWWWLL, and your listening to S.S. blog radio. Bringing you the news, no matter how badly it hurts.

Do you know why I hate brushing my teeth. I do it of course, but with an absolute loathing. It's not because it's mechanical. Indeed, I rather enjoy simply tasks that I can do with little brain activity. It's because I was trained by my mother to brush for 15 minutes, and that truly clean ment my gums had to bleed. Bipolar bitch is now locked up in a mental institute.

Isn't that interesting? And you thought YOUR childhood was bad. I may start posting little bits and pieces from my past to liven up boring news, such as this. I am going to finish off AAroE, and then I'm going to do the Griffon Empire story, then the Zombie story, then I'll retake the vote. If you wanted something different, too bad. You didn't vote.

I'm considering deleting both Code Equestria and An Alcoholic's recollection of Equestria. I simply do not feel any want to continue those stories. Code Equestria was written for a friend, so I don't give half a damn about it, but AAroE is not something I drop lightly. So I'm asking your opinion. Trudge through or scrap completely? Now know this! This won't be the last you'll see of Midnight Shadow, nor Soren, nor Reaper, but I feel like AAroE was a test run. My first fic. Now I feel good enough to stop writing a self insert. I will revisit the broken down American like Equestria in the future, and there will be an Equestrian thieves guild! But, AAroE was the product of no planning, and is truly awful looking back. I have a very short few chapters I can put together to finish it off if you want me to continue, but I'm more interested in a few other projects I have planned out. In the spirit of polls, I'll let you decide which one I do first!

A. A V for Vengeance style Equestria, where the Equestrian government is cheating it's people for money, and have an Earth Pony with a few tricks up his sleeve.

B. An Equestria on the brink of war against the Griffon Empire due to a small group of extremist. I know it sounds Modern Warfare like, but nothing else will be the same. Told from a human merc from 2255 who is dropped in as a griffon.

C. My personal favorite, A zombie outbreak has taken over the Earth, and one of those zombies still has the ability to record events. Through use of advanced technology, he goes to Equestria. No pony change. Just a zombie in Equestria. This will likely be the most absurd one.

D. A Fallout Equestria story. No spoilers here, but I also really like this one!

E. I'd be in my comfort zone for this one. It would be an elite task force of Royal Guards taking orders directly from Celestia in a Cold War scenario. I will admit, this scenario is from Call of Cutie, Blank Ops but I will change it up a little bit. Midnight Shadow and Rainbow Dagger would return, and Soren would be in there a bit as well. I'd be doing a few romance elements, but not very many.

F. A little bit of elaboration on the Agent of Order and Chaos. He was hinted at during AAroE, and it really is a cool idea that I've got fully fleshed out. Reaper would have a place in this one.

G! Okay, I know what your thinking. You have this many stories planned? Well I actually have more. G is for a series of oneshots featuring ponies I don't think get enough attention, such as Con Mane or the Kill Bill reject. Deadhoof. Etc. if you liked Zero Hope, they'd be like that.

Voting ends when I stop recieving votes!

Alright, this ain't the good old blog we know and love. Bronies...I got some bad news. If I'm wrong PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY CORRECT ME!! I've heard that Season 3 will be the final season of FiM. Sadly, no matter what you think, this will eventually lead to the demise of us bronies. For obvious reasons, this is UNACCEPTABLE! Which is why I have created three contingency plans.

1. Have all bronies lead a protest, and send in letters to Hub saying in essence 'Keep our ponies!'

2. Hold the president of Hub and the creators of FiM hostage until they decide to make a few more seasons.

3. Make our own! I've seen what us bronies can do united, and there's some good artists out there. (ahem BronyDanceParty) We could have our own more adult version of MLP. Just throwin it out there.

Now that the important stuff is out of the way, here's the less important stuff.

I'm looking for volunteers! Pre-readers, and researchers. The reason another chapter of Code Equestria hasn't come out is because it is a pain in the ass to research. So if i could get some bronies who know EVERYTHING (yes everything) about Code Lyoko the chapters would speed up.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled blog posts.

Ello there ereypony! How'd ya like my surprise for you guys? A brand new fic that will end in mine. Plenty of foreshadowing in there. Also the introduction of Dagger and my buddy! So get off my ass already! Seriously!

Well let's see. We got a bit of good news. A lot is surrounding Code Equestria, but I do have a bit for you AAROE fans. Let's get to it!

First, I am happy to say that Navy Shadow  (the guy from that one Living the Dream chapter) is now watching me! Stalker >.> Next up is that Code Equestria got more favorites in ONE night than my fic ever! Whoop whoop! It also recieved more comments in one night than I got in two-three weeks. To celebrate I'm drinking! And what happens when I drink? A new chapter for AAROE! What will Shadow and his crew do when faced with a new universe to explore. Y'know. Besides fuck the first mare they meet.

Here's the bad news. Well for you guys. Doesn't matter to me. Code Equestria will only be updated once every FIVE chapters for AAROE. Sorry, but it's easier to write AAROE than to do all the research required to write a chapter for Code Lyoko (a LOT!) Bad news for me, I did not win the Lollapalooza remix contest. So those three long chapters? Gonna have to wait.

And now the bullshit. Through one helluva coincedince, me and Navy Shadow's fics have the exact same title. Sonuvabitch. That's about it.

Peace

S.S out.

I'm gonna name all my blog posts that, just to fuck with everyone. Anyway guys, here's the bad news...there is none! Hollar and Hoot! Here's the shitload of good news! That bitch Inu? I finally got fed up and will now never hear from him again. Also, I have found yet another HiE to steal stuff from! Griffin the Griffin. He's a badass, and he came up with the names of a few places I'm heading out to later in the story. I'm going to be KIND of merging my events with his, because I want it to seem like we're in the same universe. Just in case I get him to do a crossover with me. Even more good news! I kicked writers block's ass. I am working on a new chapter as I type. I know, I spoil you. Now for the random news. Lollapalooza is having a contest, and I'm entering. I'll tell you guys when to vote for me. If I win, I'm gonna pick someone at random to write a chapter of my story, and on that day I will post FOUR LONG chapters. So vote for me yeh?