Pinkie Pie, like all good writers, has her eyes on Equestrian politics. Recently, politicians have been discussing the overcrowding of Equestria, as well as various possible solutions. Of course, Pinkie realized that nothing they suggested could possibly work, and has her own ideas on how to solve this problem.

A parody of A Modest Proposal by Johnathan Swift.

Everyone knows Rainbow Dash is free game to be shipped with anyone and everyone, but what happens when she gets shipped with the concept of 'shipping' itself? It's a serious look at a parody-like concept.