Gangplank has been called many things in his time; The Sea Scourge, Captain of the Dead Pool, Critplank, "Fucking OP orange eating bastard", but never has he thought the name Pony Dominator would be appropriate. Now, when the drunk goddess of Equestria brings about a chance for such an event, Gangplank must take upon him the duty every pirate must one day face; He must plunder all of their booty. In one respect or another...

Thanks goes out to Strays, Dzamie and The Equestrian Gentlecolt for their extensive help throughout the making of this particular piece of literary analysis into the human psyche and/or complete landpile of excessive monkey-do.

Deep in the bowels of the Biological Labority space station, Samus is fighting Neo-Ridley in an all stakes brawl. But Ridley throws out an unexpected attack that causes an anomaly to suck the bounty hunter in with him and transport them to a much more innocent land. Now Samus must hunt him down, eradicate the X parasite present and return to the space station.

Major thanks to Pissfer for his fantastic editing, proof-reading and awesome-ifying of this fanfiction. Seriously, this bro can turn anything into gold.

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Dark Knight relates his life as the Eye of Twilight, sole upholder of balance throughout Equestria (and sometimes Earth when partners ask for it). His job is finally coming to an end, and these are the stories he wishes to tell. All the way from his days as a young colt, to his first violent encounter, to him setting up his study to write down his memories.

At this point I should clarify that where he comes from is in fact the ponified version of where a different character in a different game hails from. But he is an original character that I came up with. The "Eye of Twilight" and "Kinkou"  are the only non-original things here. Otherwise everything else from now on is my own.