Task Force F-2 is arguably the most effective task force the A.M.I.C.A. has ever had at its disposal. That being said, it also has the shortest agent life expectancy of any task force located in Equestria. The great majority of new agents assigned to the task force are usually killed within the first five missions. This is mostly due to the fact that F-2 is given only the hardest and most grueling investigations and missions. This trend of constant meat grinding and awful mission assignment has earned the task force their nickname: "Dirty Deeds."

"Better polish my dress shoes. We're gonna be havin' a lot of funerals soon."- Frozen "Ice Cold" Shores. Upon hearing that  yet another new group of recruits would be joining the task force.  

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Hey dudes. I would like it if you could do me a favor. I am going to need more names for my agents roster. Trust me, they're going to disappear faster than cans of beer at a frat house party. So I am going to need copy pa- I mean ponies, to use in the story. If you choose to submit a name, please PM me, I would prefer not to have to sort out names from other comments. Please include a biography of your character if you would like him/her portrayed a certain way. Also include a description of his/her personality in as few words as possible (snarky, serious, smart ass etc.). Thanks bros and sisters.

The A.M.I.C.A.(Anomalous and Magical Investigation Capture/control/containment Agency)  is Equestria's only line of defense against anomalous and dangerous magical items, living or otherwise. To that end, Its personnel include only the most brilliant scientists and engineers, and only the toughest and most effective military stallions and mares are selected as its agents. They have the best technology, the best training, and the best funding of any organization that has ever existed. Their operations are conducted in secrecy such that they are completely unknown to all outside the organization. The following is just one of the countless operations performed by the agency in its lifetime.

This is just a short story idea that I had a while ago. I am thinking I will post more on EQD if it gets a good review.

The pony known as "farmer" was a simple man, he left his past behind him when he married his wife, but when his wife is taken and his daughter killed, he is unwittingly embroiled in a sinister plot to overthrow the princess. Can a supposedly simple farmer foil the machinations of an evil mastermind and save his wife? Is his past really as simpe as it seems?

WARNING: contains bad language, nothing too heavy, I try to keep it TV-like safe, but you have been warned

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(loosely based off of the film "In the Name of the King: a Dungeon Siege Tale)

Update: I'm off on a tangent as usual, but I promise I'll get back to this story ASAP. Sorry everybrony.