10 years of this and I am going straight to Hell
Journey of the Lost: The Chronicles of Tristan
NEW STORY
Chapter 1 Word Count: 5,000
Great and Powerful No Longer
REOPENED FOR BUSINESS!
Chapter 3 Word Count: 1,216
The Problem with Wizards
NEW STORY!
Chapter 1 Word Count: 1,768
The Last Guardians
NEW STORY!
Final Story Word Count: 4,342
Hello fellow readers and enjoyers of my carnal tales.
I guess my blog post will lump in with the rest of the retirement blogs so I don't particularly feel that I have to go into deep details about my decision.
So been a while.
yep been a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong while.
Yep yep.
So...
Filthy Filly Show kind of stopped. Insert real life drama, surgery, other click bait bullshit you don't really care about.
Where's my ending to Second Time Around Silent Fuck Knuckle?
As a lot of you probably know I've been on quite a roll with Second Time Around I really felt the whole Rarity learning about herself and Mayes overcoming his own hurt turned anger. What was supposed to be a shorter "Hey I think I like you after all lets fuck" has become sad and for me, all too real. The next chapter (Appropriately called "Animals") Is actually hard for me to write because it delves into a sub genre I am not too familiar with and have purposely stayed away from.
So hey.
Yeah you readers. All of you men and ladies and boys too young to be on here. Yeah I'm pointing at you. Well pointing at a screen drunkenly as I work on a pony face mesh for my face mapping software.
Ugh...
Thank you.
I don't like getting all soppy and crap but when I drink and stuff well it happens.
Thanks.
Only took almost a year but I finally hit that submit button not only on a new story but also BIE. Feels good man.
Welp long story short more chapters more action more explosions less tulips more stories more horse pussy
Thanks for getting me featured. Again.
Gives me boners man.
Sorry folks for my absence... again. I've been working as a VFX technician and audio tech for a film being shot in the city I live in and also performing musical pieces from hit musicals as part of a college project (videos available soon)
I have, literally, 5 unpublished stories that I'd like proofread and had input on but I've been all over the place that I haven't sent feelers out to get a few willing participants.
Serious blog lads and lasses.
Been a while since I updated anything. Don't wanna make this a huge cry fest, not asking for money or support, just need a good, long vent.
Sorry ya'll for the
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
pause. I'm currently getting ready for a move to Virginia to finish things up before traveling back ti the emerald isles.
Update on hiatus while I move from the western united states all the way to the east in an almost 3000 mile roadtrip.
See you all soon!
I can't even feckin make this shite up. Been workin on a tattoo for one of my mates and he up and gifted me a body pillow cover of worst pony in a track suit.
I don't know what the hell the weebs and animu lovers call these things but I guess they are popular as irish baileys in coffee amongst the nerds.
An introduction, if it pleases you:
Name: SilentAuthor
Real Name: Booze Alan Cassidy Maclachlan (Timothy)
Dimension of Origin: The Ricefields of Omicron 3^98 (Northern Wastes)
Status: Active Peace Lord, Brew Master (Single and ready to dingle)
Special Power: The ability to make people he's never met laugh and question their boners. (Both ladies and men)
Secret Move: "Hold my Beer" (Famous words)
Interests: Furries, MLP, romance, humor, beer, wine, brandy, whisky, cream liqueur. (Bourbon and Root beer)
Disinterests: People not having a good time, black licorice.
Favorite Music: Tuxedo, Luciano Pavarotti, Jason Mraz.
Favorite Pony: Gilda... ya dweeb CELESTIA
Worst Pony: Mayor Mare
What I listen to when I write: Porn Music
I was born and raised on furry cartoons and hit movies like "Cats Don't Dance" and became a yiffing fur fag because of it. My little pony made it worse and the only thing I don't like about the fandom is the excessive use of the equine term "winking" it weirds me out. Don't do that. Stop.
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE STOP
I was abroad between UK and America for awhile and now I'm stuck in the US in the northern frozen wastes where beards are a plenty and women are as cold as the weather. I bar-tend, manage a shop, and sing on weekends at the local pub. I also write excessive amounts of unpublished short stories and erotica. SO MUCH PORN.
My ideal dream is to be locked in a pod with a tube down my throat and hooked up to a machine where I can spend the final years of my pathetic life fucking cartoon ponies and Sawyer from "Cats Don't Dance." Preferably at the same time.
Cheers!
Hello fellow readers and enjoyers of my carnal tales.
I guess my blog post will lump in with the rest of the retirement blogs so I don't particularly feel that I have to go into deep details about my decision.
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Coffee. Black