• T he. she. we.

    A man, empty. A mare, damaged. A life, lived. A life - loved.
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  • T Polarity: A Tale of Two Sisters

    Prequel to All-American Girl. Derpy Hooves must face a number of sudden important life decisions
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  • T All-American Girl

    A pony raised amongst humans finds out about her birth mother - Rarity.
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  • T Seven Days in Sunny June, Book I

    A tale in the Berylverse. Meanwhile, a reality away, Sunset Shimmer's life has changed since she met Princess Twilight...and it's about to change even more, whether she likes it or not.
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  • T Be Human: the All-American Girl Sidestories

    Sidestories for the All-American Girl series
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  • T Kind Hearts & Coronets

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  • T The Black Ponies

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    A princess who can't dance must face her funky destiny.
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Footsteps crunched on the ground as the pair entered the Everfree.  Star Swirl entered first, wearing protective gear that seemed oddly reminiscent of old-fashioned barding.  Behind her, Rumble walked in, gun held at the ready.  Because he wasn’t on duty, he couldn’t use his field gear and had to convince Star to gen up some acceptable replacements; at the moment, he was decked in “hunting attire” reminiscent of the US Marine Corps’ MARPAT uniform and was armed with a Ruger SR-556P with the secondary shot modification and an HS Produkt HS2000E as a backup weapon.  He’d insisted that she carry something as well, but she looked at him and replied that she had everything she needed this time, thanks.

It wasn’t until her cape moved just so that Rumble noticed the magical sword at her side, radiating with enough power to be a uranium rod.  “You know how to use that?” he asked.

She grinned cockily.  “Yeah.  Sweetie taught me, obviously; plus, I went through a phase where I got interested in Japanese drama cartoons – anime, if you’re familiar with the term – and learned a bit of the Japanese sword style.  I’ve found that while sparring with ponies who are rigidly used to the Equestriani, Grifonican and Zebrabawean styles, that it comes in handy.  I’ve been meaning to spar with an Inarijin onmyōji to see how similar the styles are to Japanese, but I haven’t really had the chance.”

“I see,” he said, a grin on his face.  “How far until we’re there?”

“About a quarter mile more.  You sure you going to handle it walking upright like that?  That looks hella painful, if you ask me,” Star replied.  “I know we’re supposed to go upright while on Earth, but there’s walking on flat ground and then there’s traipsing through the Everfree.”

Rumble just smiled.  “We train with the humans in all their styles and in all their methods, which includes running for miles.  This might sound hard to believe, but at their peak, humans can run longer distances than we can.”


The pegasus nodded.  “It surprised me.  I mean, yeah, they’re way more technologically advanced than ponydom is, and that’s what the average pony knows about humans, but it was seeing their endurance while I was attending their special warfare training that I saw that they can be pretty tough.  I’ll admit that it inspired me since I’m obviously not an earth pony and most special forces are either that or heavily-trained unicorns, and worked my way to my current sp—”  He suddenly paused and held up a hoof in front of his mouth.  Then, the extensories of his hoof began moving and wiggling in some sort of strange code that she had no idea the meaning of.

“What are you—” she began before he clamped a hoof over her mouth.

“Heard something, one-fife-oh mikes out,” he whispered to her.  “Can you create a magical communication circuit?”  She nodded and he let go.

「Okay, what the hell is going on?」 Star asked, sending her response over the mental link.

「Heard something one-fi…I mean, 150 meters, out,」Rumble explained; when she stared at him with incomprehension, he amended to,「Uh, that’s about 160 yards or so.  In any case, whatever it is, it’s big enough to rustle the whole of the area.  You’ll want to be careful.」

「Careful of what?」

With a grim look on his face, Rumble brought the carbine to bear; Star could barely hear the slide of the safety coming off. 「Careful that you can identify it as safe before I put a bullet through its eyes,」he replied starkly.

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Just a Thought... · 10:56pm

Wouldn't it be nice if all the authors who abandoned their stories and never came back did that just to let you know that they did so?  

Reorganizing my stories right now and I've probably got about 100 stories that never have been continued in a year or more, and out of those, only four went on hiatus and only two outright cancelled.


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I never thought this would happen, but I have you all to thank.

As of right now, All-American Girl is approaching 1000 faves, and I'm speechless.  I really am.

That being said, I've got something special in mind.  More later.

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ROFLMAO · 11:06am

Got onto Fimfic this morning, saw this in the popular box, and laughed my ass off.

Haven't read the story, don't know how it is, but...well, you guys know.

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Yup, IKEA Sexytimes is in full effect! :trollestia:

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(yeah, I'm a little irritated right now.) :twilightangry2:

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As my long-time readers know, I usually give previews of the next chapter, so they can see how it goes along.  Would you guys want the same?

Also, if anyone wants to do HSW fanart, I will not be complaining about that.... :twilightsmile:

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re: etc. etc. etc. · 1:09am

For all those who wanted it...the newest chapters of he. she. we. will be going up in just a couple of hours!

Also, don't forget to reread the first chapter when the new chapters come out...because it has new stuff added to it! :yay:

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Just letting you know the new chapters are on the way; they're just being pored over by my overworked editors.  But they are coming, honest! :twilightsmile:

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Have some Princess Sugarlicious Bonquisha Shanana Sparkle Doombringer the Third. :trollestia:

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