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User ID: 26,477
Registered: 14th Apr 2012
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a silly little thing the ponies in my head persuaded me to do.
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An airman finds himself stranded in Equestria and stands in its defense when a strange group appears
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Dr. Adorable has made it into the Evil League of Evil. What happens next?
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After an accident, Rarity and Twilight are thrown in a race against time to stop their transformation into changelings before they become part of Chrysalis' swarm forever.
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A spell of Twilight's affects Rarity in a way that neither of them expected.
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MLP: Beauty and the Beast
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Rarity helps Twilight find a date.
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The world, will see the resurrection of a great threat. And it will be up to our mane 6 to stop it.
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Twilight Sparkle finds a book of Pick-Up-Lines
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Agent Twilight Sparkle is determined to take what is hers
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First off, graveyard shift sucks because it's cutting into my writing time. Now, some of you may remember that I was challenged to write a movie script a while back. Well, I just found out that, sadly, they did not pick my script, and actually choose one that was not within any of the original parameters. But it's whatever, I have been hired to help write on that script and to help with that movie as an independent creative consultant. Cool beans there.

Second: The damn it Twilight line. I'll be starting on that one soon enough, and I will be cutting out the other ship fics I was going to write. Why? Because most of them were favors to my old proof reading team, who have all backed out on me, so screw them, I'm taking back over. No more pandering (Pandas if you're Sablesparks). From now on, MLPfield3 and Clonetrooperkev are my go to guys, hit them up for help also.

Third: Stick to the script is about to launch the second chapter here soon. If you've been waiting for that one... you need professional help (Sorry for taking so long).

Fourth: I have recently found there is one ship here on Fimfic that does not have it's own group. Normally, this would not bug me, but the fact that literally every other mane 6 ship has one, it irked me. So I might start a Twirity group.

Fifth: While talking about fifths, this is the one about the drinking show I'm making. We finally got an animator, I have a musician, and we have some voice talent. If you can do any voice acting, I am looking for the voices to Fancypants, the Dude Jeff Letrotski (Big Lebowski pony) and Cloud Kicker for the first Episode of Open Bar: With Berry and Vinyl.

And finally, number Six: To any followers going to or living in Hawaii right now: I was there not long ago to visit an old army buddy, and they took me to the best taco shop I have ever been to. It's called Killer Tacos, on the north shore in Hale Iwa (pronounced Holly Eva), on the island of Oahu. It's a bit of a hole in the wall, but the food was amazing. I'm from the motherland of good southwestern food, and this was hands down the best damn taco I have ever had. Swing by there.

Military bronies, you all rock. HOOAH and OORAH! Keep up the good work.

Sam Cole · 136 views · Edited 12w, 23h ago

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Stick to the Script!

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The Colt in the Box: Time Turner's Story of Playing Doctor

Time Turner was the best. Simply put, the best. He was the greatest Doctor anypony could ever remember. But like all actors, eventually, he had to give up the limelight and go back to the real world, with his marefriend, Derpy Hooves. So sit a spell, and learn about the colt's times and trials on the set of Canterlot's greatest series, Doctor Whooves.

Just a random idea I had. Pic credit goes to DiasFox of http://diasfox.deviantart.com. Please support their works.

Edit 22 Apr 2013: Here is a random alternate ending I thought of last night at work. I liked it too much to let it go unwritten, so enjoy.

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30 minute story Challenge- How the Fashion Icon came to love Rock and Roll

Rarity loves her classical tunes, but when her favorite record gets damaged, she needs a new one. A turn of fate sends Rarity home with Discord S&M (Metallica S&M to us). So now for the white fashionista, Let There Be Rock!

Pic credit goes to Jowybean on deviant art.

I saw this picture, and it made me wonder, 'How would Rarity come to love Rock? She's a classical mare...' What follows is my thoughts on that question, and I hope you enjoy.

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Damn it, Twilight, I love you!

Rarity has fallen hard for the lavender mare from Canterlot, but there is just one problem, that certain mare from Canterlot is completely oblivious to it all. Thus, Rarity does everything in her power to escape the dreaded friend zone, from skywriting to asking Twilight's parents for help. But will it be enough? Probably not. After all, Twilight is rather naive, but a mare's gotta try.

The pic that inspired this story, and the cover pic credit goes to ~SigneTheSlaske of Deviantart.com, check them out for more great artwork.

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When a Good Mare Goes to War

Things used to be good here. The animals were happy, everypony got along, the sky was open and free to the pegasi. Why did it have to change? Why did that- that thing have to come. It gave the dragons power. So much power. We can't defend ourselves anymore it seems. We need to learn how to fight, how to wage war. We are making weapons, but alone, I'm starting to fear we may not be enough even if we can fight back.

All field medicine in this story is actual U.S. Army first aid IAW FM 4-25.11 and the Deployment Medicine Operators Course.

Picture credit goes to SanguineDiamond of devientart.com, check it out and the rest of her amazing works at http://sanguinediamond.deviantart.com/

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#350560 · 11w, 4d ago · · ·
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Well there is a clop folder. I think I added all yours on my add sprea throug my favorite... Writing on phone is hard

#350523 · 11w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>350277 Thank you amigo. The group looks amazing, and I'm already a member now. But it's a little odd when two out of my three fics there are clop :raritydespair: Eh, buck it

#350277 · 11w, 4d ago · · ·
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In honor to you being my favorite cmedian writer on this page I have saved you the trouble making a Raretwi group.

grup

#324026 · 14w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>324019 ah i see, good luck to you then

#324019 · 14w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>323806 Naw, I'm trying to work on Stick to the script instead. Not as easy as I would like to tell the truth. But it's getting there

#323806 · 14w, 1d ago · · ·
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Sam my friend how goes things?    haven't seen an update on Faulty Hoofcuffs... i hope you haven't gotten a case of writer's block ... well i am sure you have your reasons.   talk to you later

#289751 · 17w, 22h ago · · ·
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>>289747

No prob. Author got to support authors. I've liked most of your stuff. I am a sucker for romance.

#258468 · 20w, 22h ago · · ·
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You're quite welcome for the watch. :twilightsmile:

I'm not much of a RariLight shipper, but you make them work. I can't wait to see more Damn It Twilight stories. :raritywink:

P.S. Hugh Laurie has my vote to be the next Doctor, it would be truly Epic!

#243966 · 21w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>243941 Sweet tat man

#243941 · 21w, 4d ago · · ·
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You do a great Rarity. And I think I would know.

I approve of your work.

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