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Well now... · 4:30am

This is certainly strange.  As you probably know, the Equestria Girls movie trailer came out recently, and of course, bronies are showing equal amounts of casual optimism (which served us well in the Season 3 Finale, though depending on whether or not you were okay with Twilicorn, YMMV) and butthurt.

Now, on to the strangeness of this.

In the trailer, it depicts Twilight's future boyfriend (because we all know they're gonna get together at prom, yadda yadda yadda typical Disney movie nonsense), as being a white-gold colored (like normal flesh) guy with blue eyes a spiky two-toned blue mane.  One of those colors being a light, electric blue.   He also has a penchant for black coats.

Well, for those of you familiar with The Apprentice, the Student, and the Charlatan, Nova Shine is a white unicorn, with untidy electric blue mane and equally blue eyes.  Oh, and he has a penchant for black traveling cloaks (well, more like badass cloaks in general, but his is still close to black).

Disregarding knighty's theory (which made me burst out laughing), and letting you all know that this is, of course, far-fetched speculation that is less likely to happen than me winning the $500 Million lottery, Twilight's future boyfriend will hereafter be referred to as human!Nova Shine (which really bugs me, considering a plot to a sequel that has been in my head for some time now).  They battle Maleficent Sunset Shimmer at high school prom, because she wants Nova Shine to herself and Nova throws a sword into her chest, Elements of Harmony happen, Twilight uses Mirror Pool to clone herself so one her can stay with Nova, while the other half can go and run Equestria, and she finds a secret power with the pool that involves her switching places whenever she wants.

Everypony wins, the audience cringes at cheesy terribad resolution, critics pan the movie, all bronies suffer renewed public ridicule, and I sob in the corner and mutter that I hate it when I'm right to myself for days.

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The Apprentice, the Student, and the Charlatan

Princess Luna takes on a Night Apprentice, her counterpart to Princess Celestia's Faithful Student, Twilight Sparkle.  Nova Shine, a wandering Unicorn Pony from Canterlot, occupies the position for the first time in a thousand years.  What neither of them know is that there exists a long-standing history between the positions of the Faithful Student, the Night Apprentice, and the mysterious shadow that seems to keep popping up in Nova's and Twilight's dreams.  This shadow, whatever it is, and the nightmares it appears in do not bode well, but the Princesses won't explain what they are to either Nova to Twilight Sparkle, despite their equal or perhaps even greater concern on the issue.

Nova and Twilight agree to look further into this issue, and this mission occupies them for some time.  But their relationship starts to develop into something more than just fellow students.  While Twilight seems to embrace these feelings, Nova attempts unsuccessfully to distance himself from them.  As if to make matters worse, ponies from Nova's past begin to complicate matters; a pony from their shared past, one Trixie Lulamoon, also shows up to antagonize the situation.

Finally, there's also the shadow itself.  An ancient and most dangerous enemy, it seems to have kept itself quiet for the last thousand or so years.  Why it chooses to reveal itself now is anyone's best guess, but unless Twilight and Nova can stop it, there's no telling what will happen to Equestria...

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The Legacy of Twilight

Ten years ago, Princess Twilight Sparkle mysteriously vanished without a trace.  She was most well-known for inventing a device called the computer, which revolutionized technology all across the land.  She had confided in her son Arcturus about a world within the computer, but he has since dismissed these stories as nothing more than fanciful bedtime tales.

But when a mysterious message appears on his mom's friend Trixie's phone, from a number that once belonged to his mom's old lab beneath her library, Arc sets out on a journey to find his mom that will take him to the very place he thought did not exist:  inside the computer itself.

NOTE:  Listed as romance.  It will be between two OCs.  If you came here for Twi-shipping, there is none that has any impact on the story.  Just throwing that out there.

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#367480 · 9w, 6d ago · 1 · ·
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>>340519

yes... yes it does:moustache:

#340519 · 12w, 3d ago · · ·
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FIRST!

Does it count if it's on my own wall?

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