RaspingLeech

Joined April 2012
169 followers
3,876 story views
43m, 4s ago

Sometimes I English very well bit sometimes no

Bio

About me: ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ

Age: 17

Occupation: Student

Residence: Pennsylvania, USA, North America, North-Western Hemisphere, Earth, Solar System, Local Interstellar Cloud, Local Bubble, Gould Belt, Orion Arm, Milky Way, Milky Way subgroup, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster, Pisces–Cetus Supercluster Complex, Observable Universe, Universe A, Multiverse

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Ban Counter: 0

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[9:14:59 PM] Marigold: Get yo titties out a twist, Leech. Don't need to be jealous because you can't rut the princesses in real life :3

[12:18:26 AM] Array: > Someone should write a story where they ship as many OC's as possible with Luna

[3:12:24 PM] Cold Blitz: [ ] Get Leech to put a quote of mine in his bio

[12:35:09 AM] Alex Griffin (ROBCakeran53): bitch pkease

[12:35:27 AM] Alex Griffin (ROBCakeran53): yiu mean that drunk who rarely showes his face

[3:57:58 PM] Cold Blitz: you faggot your idea gave me an idea and that idea gave you another idea

[1/23/2014 9:30:01 PM] Tempy: Echo Sound Test Service is Leech's waifu.


Things I Wrote

  • The Scepter That Stole My Heart"I like to play with my scepter when nopony's looking."3,025 words ·1,641 views ·124 likes ·5 dislikes
  • The Mare on the Face of the MoonFor as long as history can remember, Princess Celestia has been the sole ruler of Equestria, with nopony to equal her power. That is, until a mysterious alicorn mare appears.1,747 words ·610 views ·48 likes ·2 dislikes
  • What's In the Box, Miss Sparkle?Escaping Ponyville might be harder than it seems...1,387 words ·391 views ·21 likes ·5 dislikes
  • AdrianAdrian Shepard is released by the G-Man, but finds many obstacles along his way...1,456 words ·1,234 views ·77 likes ·5 dislikes

Groups

The 'List'

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Stories that Aren't Shit

  • Princess Twilight Sparkle's 500th Birthday Today is Princess Twilight Sparkle’s 500th birthday! And her most faithful student, an earth pony with a familiar name, can’t wait to celebrate! by Autumnschild 12,757 words · 9,308 views · 1,294 likes · 15 dislikes
  • March to the Scaffold A story inspired by Hector Berlioz's song Symphonie Fantastique, 4th movement. by Foxy Kimchi 61,976 words · 10,229 views · 985 likes · 40 dislikes
  • Dear Princess Luna: I Love You Luna, strangely enough, receives a letter from Princess Twilight Sparkle. From the letter she can discern two things. One, Twilight definitely has a drinking problem. Two, she really loves her. And a third can go to being extremely kinky. by RainbowBob 1,209 words · 7,261 views · 754 likes · 40 dislikes
  • Celestia's Drunken Rambling Princess Celestia has been drinking. She decides to post in her diary. Rated teen for language and sexual themes though no clop. Gonna mark as sex anyway by distortedtruth92 1,152 words · 1,746 views · 117 likes · 16 dislikes
  • MIA After activating the slipspace drive Jorge is teleported to a strange new world. by Gravitys Rainboom 198,031 words · 17,309 views · 2,396 likes · 67 dislikes

Komments

#1283778 · 1d, 18h ago · · ·

>>1283704 What the fuck did you just say about the Navy Seal copypasta, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was the very first to introduce it to 4chan, and I've written numerous variations of it, and I've posted them over 300 hundred times. I'm trained in fast-typing and I'm the top copypasta poster on Reddit. You are nothing to me but just another pleb with no taste in text-based memes. I will downvote you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about the Navy Seal copypasta over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my r/copypasta brigade and your post is being read right now, so you better prepare for the storm, hater. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your opinion. You're fucking dead, kid. I can report you anytime and I can insult you in over seven hundred ways, and that's without using the thesaurus. Not only am I extensively trained in CTRL+V, but I have access to the entire copypasta repositories of ED and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable comment off the face of the thread, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy karma loss your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

#1283704 · 1d, 18h ago · · ·

>>1283679

I was just kidding. :fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttercry:

#1283679 · 1d, 19h ago · · ·

>>1283415 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

#1283415 · 1d, 20h ago · · ·

>>1266622

I knew it! Hitler is alive!

-Dale Gribb-er, I mean, Rusty Shackleford

#1266622 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

Thank you for that follow, mein freund.

Comment posted by RaspingLeech deleted at 2:42am on the 9th of July, 2014
#1255388 · 2w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1255018 Luv you too :heart:

#1255018 · 2w, 3d ago · · ·

LEECH! HOLLY SHEIT, I haven't heard from you in ages! Although I'll bet you haven't heard from me in a long time either.

ANYWHATSITS. Thanks for favoriting Sweet Little Patchwork Girlfriend!

#1253471 · 2w, 4d ago · · ·
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