Princess Luna orders fun over the phone.

Her appointed call-zebra challenges a cup of coffee, gets involved in a spy intrigue, heroically saves the world from return of eternal night and gets romantically involved with the protagonist of "The Legend of Hay House". Still, in the end Princess Luna gets all the fun she desired and more.

Also, a tome of ancient poetry from Saddle Arabia gets badly damaged. Discretion is advised for people squeamish about graphic descriptions of butchering books.

Ice Pack is (c) Weaver, used with permission.

Proofreading by MrJoshy.

Rated teen for sexual themes, specieist slurs and book mutilation.

Twilight wanted it done her way. She was prepared for this. Elements. Guards. Scholars. Books. All the information. The plan seemed foolproof. Sombra should have been stomped into the ground.

Nothing went as planned.

Now she's back at Canterlot and has to report to the Princess, analyze the events and deduce the reasons of her failure. And receive her punishment, some would say unreasonably light - but she learns to know better.

Additional keywords: BITTERSWEET

You may recognize tie-ins to RealityCheck's Parting Words. He takes full credit for inspiration for this story.

Assorted tiny self-contained stories in the Fallout:Equestria universe, too short to be published all on their own.

Project Revival: Fallout:Equestria 300 words story competition entry.

Keywords: sad, alicorn

A flashback with Ilaris: An entry from Ask RedEye blog, about the goofy googly-eyed alicorn.

Keywords: comedy, alicorn

What's in the name: The origin of Ilaris' name

Keywords: comedy, alicorn

More will be added as they are created...