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User ID: 32,212
Registered: 9th May 2012
Last Seen: 9w, 2d ago
Story views: 1,184

I'm Rainbow_Dashtruction, but just call me Rainbow. I'm writing a comedy fan fic series called and the first story is titled Why Humans Should Never be Allowed in Equestria. It tells the story of two friends who enter Equestria. Unlike most HiE fics (except crossovers) we do more then simply meeting the mane 6 (and possibly fucking them).

I absolutely hate cliche's, if something is gonna have a generic idea, it better be damn well written and be unique enough for me not to throw a tomahawk. The only exception is parody, and you better be actually parodying the generic idea.

I am also a PC gamer and love FPS (if its not terrible like CoD or Battlefield) and open world games.

I am very negative about EVERYTHING.

Favorite RPG: Dark Souls

Favorite FPS: Half Life 2

Favorite TPS: Max Payne 2

Favorite brawler/beat em up: God Hand

Favorite one on one fighter: Street fighter 3 third strike

Favorite sport game series: FIFA (although people who buy it every year are retarded)

Top 3 favorite stories:

1. Background Pony by Short Skirts & Explosions

2. Shane Schofield and the army of thieves by Mathew Reily

3. The End of Ponies by Short Skirts & Explosions.

Favourite sad fan fic: Background Pony

Favorite action fan fic: Humans, Ponies and Chaos.

Favorite crossover fan fic: Humans, Ponies and Chaos.

Favorite comedy fan fic: The Ballad of Echo the Diamond dog.

Favorite romance fan fic: Xenophilia

List is subject to change.

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Why Humans should never be allowed in Equestria

A parody fan fiction of Human in Equestria stories. Much of the scenes are based off the unrealistic actions HiE fics tend to create.

The two teenagers James and Scott have entered Equestria through a portal. The duo must fight to survive as their actions cause the world to fall into pieces around them.

Authors Note: While it is a parody, it does have a story which may or may not be unique, I honestly have no idea if I have accidentily ripped off it without noticing. No, the description is not intentionally bad, its just hard to not give away the plot points.

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The best damn fics on this website

[Tragedy] [Sad] [Dark] [Adventure]
A lone pony of a Wasteland future Equestria finds a way to visit her dead friends in the past.
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[Dark] [Comedy] [Random] [Crossover] [Adventure] [Human]
Gears of War. Team Fortress 2. Skyrim and My little Pony.
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[Dark] [Comedy] [Adventure] [Human]
So like, this pony and I met in Hell, and we totally kicked ass together. Also there's a hot chick
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Even more of the best damn fics.

[Romance] [Dark] [Comedy] [Adventure] [Human]
A human finds himself in Equestria... He decides to forsake Ponyville and see the world instead.
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[Sad] [Random] [Slice of Life]
"My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it
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What is this shit?!

I AM NOT A DIRTY HORN USER.

we need to have SOME racism jokes right?

So  I was 'going' to come back, maybe write a fic. Didn't happen. Blame Atlus's Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4 for that one. Which everyone who reads this should totally play btw. Extremely awesome game. Just preorder the fighting game sequel so I can get the awesome game 7 months or so after everyone else thanks to the BS euro/australia release.

So will I come back? Eventually. Will I finish the damn fan fiction? No, tried writing more of it a few times, then it hit me, I was pulling a George Lucas. I completely forgot what made my first story somewhat funny, and what I was writing was even more utter crap then usual.

PS. Chie Satonaka's new voice is awful, why did Tracey Rooney have to quit.

Rainbow_Dashtruction · 50 views

What people are screaming at me

#551962 · 1d, 32m ago · · ·
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Ha, I saw your comments on Ponyfall Australia, and I couldn't help but notice Gene from God Hand in the right side. :pinkiegasp: You play it too? :pinkiehappy:

#251302 · 24w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>229927 And you still only get three people to read your blog post. (including yourself. :trollestia:)

#229927 · 26w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>229925 May of been a week, but I wen't from about 10 followers to 17

#229925 · 26w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>229923 no, three i think

#229923 · 26w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>226789 HOLY SHIT. well I did gain about 8 followers in 4 days.

#226789 · 27w, 21h ago · · ·
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You just got over a thousand views... that means you did a hundred times better then i thought you would! good job.

#222053 · 27w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>220004 yeah, maybe one day I'll read chapter 2!

#220004 · 27w, 4d ago · · ·
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Thank you for favoriting my story!

#179626 · 32w, 11h ago · · ·
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>>179046

All of my respect for you. :rainbowderp:

Bronydragon:moustache:

#179625 · 32w, 11h ago · · ·
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>>178993 :ajbemused::facehoof:

I think that was obvious.:derpytongue2: Now prepare yourself.:rainbowkiss: It was red. :eeyup:

Bronydragon:moustache:

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