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pseudofiction mark@dcvc.me
User ID: 8,231
Registered: 9th Jan 2012
Last Seen: 3h, 44s ago
Story views: 7,855

Marvellous!

Many meticulous mayhems match midst my marred folio manifested as memory. Makes sense? Maybe my machinations may not. Meh!

Maybe I’ll make myself known. You may call me Mark.

Aim: Mark@dcvc.me

Skype: PseudoFiction

Curriculum Vitae

Self-Educated IT Engineer, Amateuristic Artist & Photographer, Casual Scuba Diver, Crappy Gamer, Avid Airsofter, Anonymous Activist, Smartass, Purveyor of the Movie Films, Worthless Editor, Apparently Qualified Games Developer, Unskilled Writer, Vested Unitologist, Civilised Gangster, Fighter for Freedom of Speech, Listener of the Wubsteps, Impatient Teacher, Kleptomaniac, Closet Brony Among Other Closet Bronies, Non-Dresscode Goth, Lenient Vegetarian, Rookie Skateboarder, Cynic Lest I Drink, Incompetent Fiction Critic...

Son... Husband... Friend.

References available.

Currently Stuck in my Head

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In Good Company

“When there is nothing left to do; you must set yourself on fire.”

Nopony quite knows what possessed Starswirl the Bearded to utter this odd phrase. Some theorise that it was merely a euphemism or a riddle, and means everypony has a purpose; and that if you don’t have purpose you may as well be dead. Others think it has something to do with boredom; that if you are bored you need to put in some effort to mix things up and be ‘not-bored.’

For Private Mercury of the Earth-Pony Shields Regiment and her friends – Privates Brute Force and Steel Block – this phrase always means the latter. Because what else is there for an earth-pony shield-bearer to do in times of peace other than to guard the palace? And guard duty often comes with boredom.

What better way to fight boredom than setting stuff on fire?

Rated Everyone for the lulz

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37,353 words ( 11 chapters ) · 158 views  ·  19  ·  0  · 

Grasslands

A young priestess of the Covenant accompanies Equestria's Elements of Harmony with a particular mission. To uncover an ancient Forerunner ruin in the Everfree Forest. As time goes on she becomes witness to the magic of friendship, uncovers a series of disturbing truths and soon must make some harrowing decisions regarding her faith.

What is the greater sin; disobedience or desecration?

Rated Teen for violent themes.

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13,866 words ( 3 chapters ) · 225 views  ·  13  ·  2  · 

My Little Pony: Versus Equestria

One minute he's sitting in his bedroom playing on his Xbox. The next thing he knows he's face down, eating Equestria dirt...

Meet Rabbit, aptly named because this human was dragged into Equestria when Trixie's 'rabbit-in-the-hat' trick went horribly... awry. I'm going to use the word 'awry.' Very much stuck in a land of namby-pamby ponies and harmonious friendship, Rabbit teams up with The Great and Powerful Trixie in an attempt to survive whatever Equestria can throw at him.

Rated Teen for harsh language and some suggestive themes.

All cover-art can be found here

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114,446 words ( 14 chapters ) · 7,328 views  ·  555  ·  33  · 

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Back into it. · 12:43pm

Very busy. Barely time to write. Trying to churn out a story for mass enjoyment.

That is all.

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