Well, I woke up this morning, and as I habitually examined my new Emails, I learned amazing news. I had a Spanish AP Test that I didn't prepare for! Hooray!

When I got back from having my academic posterior cooked over an open flame, I opened my Email again, and suddenly I had 6 followers, bringing my grand total of followers to 600% of my predicted amounts. Why, factoring in how many followers my followers have, I might as well have 2676 followers, making me the king of the internet in an at least 3 page radius. Now, before the cruel hammer of reality drops and shatters my fledgling feeling of importance, I should tell you that I troped one other story!

Behold, the absurdly amazing Trope Page for the absurdly amazing story The First Of Many, a heartwarming tale of how Shining Armor and Princess Cadance's first date exploded in their faces.

Since I'm sure that you all love Princess Cadance and Shining Armor (my OTP) like I do, I know you all want to click that link and read all about the best worst date ever. This story is criminally underappreciated for all its merits, so... appreciate it. And if you don't... I'm sorry.~

By the way, there's a group of Tropers that none of you guys seemed to know existed, even those who followed me for being such a prolific troper, so you might want to look into it. I also have a few more stories lined up for troping, but it's so much work finding all the tropes, page-building, cross-wiking, indexing, trying to avoid procrastinating, and then failing to avoid procrastinating that it may take a while.