Big Macintosh Apple and Carmel King are two stallions from Ponyville who have devoted their lives to weed and all things ganja related. They live by very low expectations until the day of a college entrance exam when they meet none other than Starswirl the Bearded, who gives them all the right answers. Now they have every college in Equestria knocking on their door including the illustrious Canterlot University. What crazy antics will result?

Ok, if you have seen how high you can probably already know what crazy antics will result. But this is authentic because like every other story I was stoned as shit when I started writing it.

Rainbow Dash is a huge lesbian (who knows Lesbia isnt an actual place) who loves mares and is only out for cunnilingus... or so she thought, until Twilight's cousin, a famous Canterlot rapper, shows up in Ponyville as an attempt to try and escape his ever growing fame.

No this isn't racist because I'm black

Bart the Zebra has a tough life as a railroad worker until the day he hits the boss in the head with a shovel and is condemned to death. Meanwhile the original town of Appleoosa is dealing with thugs from the same railroad company destroying their town and killing their sheriff. When the townsponies appeal to the Princess for help, a very rich and greedy Attorney General steps in on behalf of the railroad (which he owns) and decides to send the zebra on death row to be the new sheriff. Can Bart save the town before the earth ponies kill him?

This was a commission from someone that I wrote last year, EqD said it was waaaaaay too offensive to zebras lol

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Discord and Queen Chrysalis, two of Equestria's most wanted, find themselves stranded in the desert with very few options... so how the hell did love ensue? This is the incredibly stupid tale of how two vile villains found love in an unexpected way, and used it to be even worse villains.

Maybe I should stop getting blazed before I write these?

Zebrafarians are loyalists of the Old Zebra Kingdom who are known for a few weird ways... including the use of herb smoking in meditation. Before the fall of the Zebra Kingdom, the ambassador (a half unicorn/half zebra) just so happens to get lucky with none other than the most powerful pony to ever live, Princess Celestia. Albeit the two share a lot in common, their relationship cannot be because of Celestia's position of power. After going through great lengths to hide their love child from the world, a powerful and malicious cult ruins Celestia's image by leaking the story to the world as a part of a much larger evil scheme.

Now it is up to Hadrian, the youngest alicorn alive, to save the world... but will our pot smoking zebrafarian friend have what it takes?