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pianoponky pianoponky pianoponky@gmail.com pianoponky
User ID: 28,705
Registered: 25th Apr 2012
Last Seen: 15w, 4d ago
Story views: 18,949

Anziano Burton is serving a mission for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints until February of 2015.  Enjoy the stories, songs, and sketches he left behind, and join the Ponky Legacy Group to wait for his return!

I write epic and/or funny stories about change using lovable ponies I didn't create.  I try to be as original here as I am in my own novels, although that's often difficult.  I want to be ridiculously famous, and my name is a portmanteau.

Piano Ponky

by A Pony a Day

I'm a fan of the creepy and cute, and it rubs off on my "art" if you wanna call it that.  My style is largely influenced by Tim Burton, Max Gilardi, and Courage the Cowardly Dog.  Expressions, I think, are my forte.

I love shortskirtsandexplosions a lot.  A lot.

Want to study Ponky?  Ask me anything on my Ponkology blog.

That's, uh... that's about it.

Latest Stories


The Sisters Doo

Daring Do seeks a favor from her sister in Ponyville.  Due to buried grudges, things quickly get out of hoof.  She soon finds herself on her most perilous mission yet... with her biggest fan in the world.  In the midst of truth and lies, loyalty and treachery, love and hate, one thing is clear - some family situations are stranger than fiction.

The story extends in Through the Looking-glass and What Pinkie Found There.

Many thanks to Honey Mead and statoose for their watchful and helpful pre-reading.

Ckat_Myla and statoose (CatNStat) have started an excellent reading of TSD.

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116,988 words ( 22 chapters ) · 10,489 views  ·  1,362  ·  20  · 

Through the Looking-glass and What Pinkie Found There

Twilight Sparkle is a scientific pony.  She understands things when they are explained.

Pinkie Pie is... uh... not a scientific pony.  And she can't explain anything.

But there are secrets in the Wabe that Twilight needs to know, and only Pinkie has the answers.

A side-story to "The Sisters Doo".

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30,670 words ( 8 chapters ) · 3,854 views  ·  494  ·  6  · 

Mantles

Apple Bloom misses the way things used to be.  Ponyville is changing, Equestria is changing, and her whole life changes when she's accepted to the Canterlot School of Art.  But the Royal City isn't the way she remembers it from her fillyhood field trips: the drastic changes in government have brought on a surge of dangerous crime.  Inspired by devastating personal losses, Apple Bloom dons a mask of her youth and takes to the nighttime streets of Canterlot, only to find that the root of its evils is darker than she ever imagined.

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37,187 words ( 7 chapters ) · 1,117 views  ·  156  ·  1  · 

Wrong Equestria 2: Moonshine Gravy

I accidentally bought a genie who offered me three wishes.  Obviously I wished to go to Equestria... but I forgot how tricky genies are.  Then this mess happened.  

I made it home alive, somehow, and I still have two more wishes.  So let's try this again with a bit more specificity, eh?  There's no way the genie can screw me over this time...

Guest Writer: shortskirtsandexplosions

It is highly recommended that you read the original first, although this should be plenty funny without it.

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14,706 words ( 4 chapters ) · 780 views  ·  68  ·  1  · 

Wrong Equestria, Ya Freakin' Genie

I bought a lava lamp at a garage sale.  It had a genie in it.  I wished to go to Equestria.  I forgot that genies are all "tricky" and stuff.

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OTP(s)




Ponky and Lyra!

Courtesy of Dream0rDie

Ponky's Top 5 Skirts Fics

[Slice of Life]
Bon Bon reflects on her companionship with Lyra.
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[Sad] [Random] [Slice of Life]
"My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it
3732112
[Dark] [Comedy] [Adventure] [Human]
So like, this pony and I met in Hell, and we totally kicked ass together. Also there's a hot chick
20611
[Sad]
Over the course of twelve thousand years, Celestia reflects on her companionship with mortals.
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Other Favorites

[Romance] [Sad] [Dark] [Slice of Life]
The Mane Six face the consequences of being the Elements of Harmony.
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[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure] [Slice of Life]
Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need help...
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[Romance] [Dark]
A young artist in love will do whatever it takes to satisfy his heart.
5328
[Adventure] [Slice of Life]
Derpy's search for personal fulfillment leads her into the lives of the Elements of Harmony and the forbidden pages of Equestria's Lost History.
2198
[Adventure]
Six stars on EQD! To save Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo must confront her fears and sail to the land where dreams are made...
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Favorite Comedies

[Romance] [Comedy] [Slice of Life]
Ponky likes Pinkie Pie, and she likes him. Maybe? It's hard to tell.
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[Comedy] [Crossover] [Alternate Universe]
1984 pony style!
6049
[Comedy] [Random]
Twilight attempts to write a sensual romance novel.
174928
[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure] [Human]
Stupid Human takes a trip to Equstria. But not the Equestria that he was wanting.
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[Slice of Life]
This story is more-or-less exactly what it claims to be.
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The TSDverse

[Comedy] [Adventure]
Daring pays a visit to her sister in Ponyville. Due to buried grudges, things get out of hoof.
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[Comedy] [Random] [Crossover] [Adventure]
While the Sisters Doo find the Cake Twins, Pinkie Pie takes Twilight to the Wabe. Curiosity is key.
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I'm terrible at this stuff.  Sorry.

I appreciate every single one of you.  Have a terrific two years, and I'll see you in 2015.

On request, here's my address at the MTC.  I'll be there for the next six weeks.

Elder Thomas Kyler Burton

MTC Mailbox # 224

ITA-MIL 0320

2005 N 900 E

Provo, UT 84604-1793

Arrivederci.


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#484494 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·
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I think you'll probably never get to read this, but I want to say this: Thank you, Ponky. "The Sisters Doo" was one of the first fics I ever read, and was the one that encouraged me to stay on fimfiction. Through here, I have discovered many other amazing stories, but yours will always hold a special place in my heart. Thank you for introducing me to pony fanfiction. Sorry I didn't thank you earlier. :fluttershysad:

- Pega-ace

#437815 · 5w, 14h ago · · 2 ·
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Please don't murder me, but who's Ponky?

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#433396 · 5w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>433242 You're interrupting my countdown.

#433242 · 5w, 3d ago · · ·
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ONE YEAR AND TEN MONTHS TO GO

#415136 · 6w, 5d ago · 1 · ·
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Hmm. A shame I won't be able to know this person until two years from now.

But...

He did leave stories...

Guess it's time to get aquainted.

#389803 · 8w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>389729 yeah sure

#389729 · 8w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>389547 Don't care, I just felt like I should leave something. Nice to meet you, though

#389547 · 8w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>389497 it would probably be covered by a tonne more comments

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