Hey there! My name is Lord Peppy Cloppingskull the Grey, also known as 'That Smut Author', and this is the story of my life! I eat, I breathe, I sleep, I poop, and I write fanfics (typically smut, if my random-user-appointed title did not give that away).
I like to take long walks on the beach, collect beach volley balls, play seashells, and club baby seals, but not exactly in that particular order. Video games are also nice, too.
I have an extreme fetish for fillies, especially of the lesbian futanari variety, and absolutely loathe any male ever, especially Spike, Time Turner, Gayburn, and Blueblood. I also cannot stand people who hide behind personality disorders as an excuse to behave improperly.
I pray to our Lady and Saviour, Her Royal Majesty Lauren Faust daily, and vigorously masturbate to My Little Pony pornography.
Some of the best stories I've read. There's one more, but it's not on the site, so I'll link it here: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/story-of-mares-and-magic.html. If you haven't read these stories, I suggest you do. You will not be disappoint.
Other Amazing Stories
[Tragedy] [Sad] [Dark] [Adventure] A lone pony of a Wasteland future Equestria finds a way to visit her dead friends in the past. 134240
[Romance] [Dark] [Adventure] Twilight battles a grand manipulation, and attempts to overcome a deep darkness. As she fights to preserve everything she cares about, the cost of victory may be herself. 43833