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I am you and what I see is me


User ID: 1,596
Registered: 2nd Oct 2011
Last Seen: 2w, 3d ago
Story views: 855

Age: 36, or infinity plus acid in solar cycles

Gender: Whatever I feel like at any given time

Species: Pentacle

Music: Progressive Rock, Psychedelic Rock, Classic Rock

Politics: Anti-capitalist, anti-war, socio-anarchist pacifist, hippie

Line of work: Former English teacher, bad fic reviewer (PART TIME), Librarian

Hobbies: Weed, Warhammer, endlessly bothering people with Pink Floyd

Religion: None (Spiritual Atheist)

Catch phrase: "The only way to achieve the dream of a perfect anarchist society is to actively reject any and all forms of authority"

OH GOD WHY IS THIS HERE

I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER

A: I have been using marijuana DAILY for the past 19 years. Not once have I felt any addiction symptoms, cravings or withdrawal symptoms. When I took my one-year-break after my first daughter was born, I felt no ill effects what so ever. Whenever I feel like smoking weed, I just feel like my mind is saying "Yeah, okay, go ahead, there's nothing else to do anyway".

So, if you're worried that you'll smoke one joint and then blow all of your money on more, I can safely tell you that there's nothing to be afraid of. Unless, of course, you're an idiot. Just a friendly reminder from someone who's VERY experienced: Every drug (besides LSD and weed) is a nightmare, a botomless pit of addiction and death. Don't take anything that can kill you (no matter how small the dose).

Addendum: For the idiots. Don't start smoking weed only because you want to do harder stuff. If you do, you'll end up homeless for real. Then again, that's not my problem.

Stay safe, stay smart, don't be an asshole

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#188541 · 26w, 5d ago · · ·
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#87418 · 41w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>87351

Just doin' my job

#87351 · 41w, 6d ago · · ·
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I'm just going to leave my little follow here and see what Review turns up. You tore that Alicorn OC a new Asshole.

#47338 · 48w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>47286

Call me a gentleman, and I'll call you a liar. Call me a good sir, and I'll be content to let you live with your little fantasy.

Reviewing isn't some stupid little hobby. *grumbles*

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Not sure if me gusta.

#47286 · 48w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>47167

Thank you for the kind words, good sir. I will try and keep my reviews up but I love writing simply too much to let a stupid hobby get in it's way. I am not a together fellow and I never will be. The right to be insane is mine because NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN, CAUSING A COMMOTION, 'CAUSE I'M MADE OF PSYCHEDELIC BROCCOLI!

#47167 · 49w, 1h ago · · ·
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I feel that if you can write reviews that provide constructive criticism, then you gain critical insight into your own writing. While focusing on your own writing is admirable, I'd still work on your reviews if I were you, if only in passing. It'll improve your writing.

For a librarian, and therefore closely tied to books, reading, etc. you aren't exactly the most... together fellow, are you? XD Regardless, you're amusing. I like that.

As far as your response to my comment regarding spelling errors goes, you should present them in a manner that they may be interpreted as satire. Otherwise, they just make you look like the one librarian that can't spell. :P

In any event, good luck on your writing. Same goes for the family. XD

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