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“Stand forth, Nayman of Noland (for no longer will I follow you obliquelike through the inspired form of the third person singular and the moods and hesitensies of the deponent but address myself to you, with the empirative of my vendettative, provocative and out direct), stand forth, come boldly, jolly me, move me, zwilling though I am, to laughter in your true colours ere you be back for ever till I give you your talkingto!”

― James Joyce, Finnegans Wake

yeah its the pinkie pie episode

Pav Feira · 32 views

Current Project Status (1MAR2013)

Thesis

[Romance][Slice of Life]

Chapter: 2

Status: Editing

Alternate Title: I'm Fine

My Little Chrono Triggers

Chapter: 26

Status: Queued

Chapter: 4

Status: Second Edition

Note: Really must stop being lazy, and clean up these earlier chapters...

My Very Best Friend (working title)

[Sad][Romance]

Chapter: One-shot, approx 10k

Status: On hiatus (30%)

Note: Eh... Between self-doubts at pulling off a sadfic, needing to be in the proper mindset to write this, plus an eagerness for MLCT, this one probably won't see the light of day for a while. Someday, though.

Squeenix Ponies

[Dark] [Crossover] [Adventure] [Alternate Universe]
A Crossover of Final Fantasy VI with MLP:FiM.
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[Dark] [Crossover] [Adventure]
Final Fantasy IV... with ponies! What else could you want?
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Other Links of Interest

Stories of mine which I haven't bothered to clean up/repost

TBD

Guest Appearances

+ Seattle's Angels 250-Member Livestream Special [10MAY2013] We just talked about lotsa stuff!

+ The Brony Bookclub Episode 23 [5MAY2013] Co-host! Interview with Ten Speed, author of Fancy Mathematics, discussing Twilight Sparkle.

+ The Brony Bookclub Episode 20 [31MAR2013] Group episode with Kavonde and Corey Williams. General discussion of what fanfiction means to us, plus a lot of discussion of other fandoms that make us tick.

+ Weekly Writer's Workshop Episode 3 [15DEC2012] Discussion of my writing and reviewing style.

+ The Brony Bookclub Episode 3 [15JUL2012] Discussion of MLCT, as well as "fusion" crossover fics as a subgenre.

Other Projects

+ Hearth's Warming Care Package

+ Let's Play Pony Fantasy VI—CUTIE MARK CRUSADER CHALLENGE! YAY!

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They say that during the full moon, on cold, cloudless nights, sometimes Pav finishes a new chapter.


My Little Chrono Triggers Are Magic

Rainbow Dash attends her hometown's Millennial Summer Sun Celebration, where she meets a peculiar pink pony. When a strange portal appears during the testing of Twilight Sparkle's latest invention, and pulls their new companion inside, the two friends give chase and embark on the most important adventure in all of history.

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Pinkie Pie's Balloons

Pinkie Pie purchased five of the best balloons in Equestria and tied them to her tail. She had a very special purpose in mind for her balloons, but sometimes life has better plans in store.

Featured story of the Hearth's Warming Care Package, a 26-story anthology written explicitly for Kiki Havivy this holiday season.

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Thesis

After two years of study under Princess Celestia's tutelage, Twilight Sparkle submits a culmination of what she's learned. When her paper is rejected, she realizes that revisions are in order: revisions to her understanding of herself, and revisions to her thesis.

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While you're waiting for me to update, read these.

[Dark] [Crossover] [Adventure]
A journey beneath the waves, and into one pony’s soul. Siren Song is Princess Celestia’s faithful student, but now, trapped in a city she could never have imagined, she must discover if she can live up to her mentor’s example.
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[Romance] [Comedy] [Slice of Life]
Cloud Kicker has a wild life, and Blossomforth gets dragged along for the ride.
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[Sad] [Comedy] [Slice of Life]
Twilight accidentaly brings her reflection to life, forcing her to confront her neurosis.
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[Romance]
Rainbow Dash would rather do anything else than sit in an office and discuss problems she didn't have. Yet here she was, waiting for it to be over. Her only real hope was that Applejack would come to her senses before the next appointment.
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[Slice of Life]
The story of a very ordinary pony's extraordinary day.
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I never update. You'll have time to read these, too.

[Romance] [Comedy]
Ponies these days are nuzzling younger than ever. Talk to your foals about the dangers of unprotected tummy rubs.
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[Comedy] [Random]
Twilight attempts to write a sensual romance novel.
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[Sad]
Over the course of twelve thousand years, Celestia reflects on her companionship with mortals.
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[Romance] [Random]
Rainbow Dash falls in love with a kitchen sink. I'm so sorry.
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[Adventure] [Slice of Life]
A strange plague is attacking Ponyville and Twilight has to stop it... by giving up reading.
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Huzzah! How many asparagus points do I receive?

#405362 · 7w, 2d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the watch!

#382833 · 8w, 6d ago · · ·
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Every time I reach the bottom of this page, I also read the sentence in your bio. Every single time.

#255574 · 20w, 4d ago · · ·
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Certainly took me long enough, but the images have been fixed.

Thanks for the find. It certainly isn't the same without those images :derpytongue2:

- Church

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#215150 · 24w, 3d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the watch, Pav!  Hopefully I'll get one of my stories into your reviews one of these days!

#172039 · 29w, 3d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the watch! :twilightsmile:

#119241 · 37w, 23h ago · · ·
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>>118982

Well I did help edit the first few chapters with ya :raritywink: Though I'm a few chapters behind at this point.

#118982 · 37w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>118850 Wut. You...you read my stuff? ...I don't know if I should ask for your opinion or not.

#118850 · 37w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>118822

It's only creepy when you think about how long I've been watching you before you were officially notified. :pinkiecrazy:

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Registered: 6th Nov 2011
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