Number 1:  She's richer than you...and she knows it.

I'm serious, this chick acts like she's the queen of the world when her fans aren't looking.  Don't believe me?  My fiance's dad and one of his best friends actually worked with her on one of her tours (back when she did Country and not this shitty techno-pop garbage like I Knew You Were Trouble) and according to eye-witnesses, she was a complete and utter bitch.  She screamed about the wrong brand of water.  It's water!  Your body is like 80 or 90 percent of it!

Number 2:  She makes said money off her ex-boyfriend's humiliation

If you've listened to any of her songs, you probably notice a pattern of it being about a boy who screws her over.  Well, despite several tabloids and interviews about how Taylor cheats on everyone, apparently she is the victim.  That's right, lying, bitchy hoe-bag is the victim in this situation despite the humiliation faced by such faces like Taylor Lautner (thank God he broke away from Twi-crap and went to make a cooler movie where he actually got to wear clothes instead of being a sex symbol for preteen girls.)

Number 3:  She's hot.

Yes, I said it, and every member of the male gender with a healthy libido and into teh boobies will agree with me.  Taylor Swift is pretty fucking attractive.  Even if you don't really like her looks, you have to admit she looks pretty good.  Why is this bad, you ask?  Well like number 1, she freaking knows it.  She isn't modest at all, she is going the way of Miley Cyrus and wearing skimpier and skimpier outfits and doing sluttier and sluttier dances.  I can't wait til we get to the age where nudity is commonplace and sex is a dance move for the MTV video awards.

Number 4:  She just doesn't give a shit.

She makes money off her ex-boyfriends' scorn, she treats her roadies and co-workers like complete trash, she cheats on nearly every guy she's been with, and you know what?  She doesn't care.  I know out of the...5 that actually read the steaming piles of garbage I call fanfics and comment who read this, at least one will defend Taylor and tell me I'm wrong about something.  Well let me ask you this, when was the last time you ever talked to this "star?"  If you answer anything other than never and can't give me definitive proof that you are bff's with the queen of country pop herself, then you are a liar.  She doesn't care about you, or anyone else but herself and how much money she can make off of you.  And finally...

Number 5:  It's all the same thing!

Boy screws her over, Boy doesn't notice her, Boy does something bad, Gets with boy then loses him, Marries boy in some fantasy she has, every album is literally the same fucking thing.  (Except Mean, which was only good until she got to the part where she mentions how you'll be some crotchety old man who has an opinion that no one gives half a fuck about when it comes to her singing and how you're going to be alone in life.)  I mean, I hate her music, and I'm living a pretty decent life with a good woman who also hates her music.  To be honest, I used to like her, then I actually sat down and LISTENED to her.  Not just heard her songs on the radio, actually sat down and listened to what was coming out of that cock depository she calls a mouth.  And I gotta tell you, I didn't like what I heard.  Not one bit, good sir!

Well there you have it, five reasons why I hate Taylor Swift.  Now get back to the ponies.  ;)

-Tyr

Ok, so...

Ya'll know that sequel to Apple of Another Color I promised?

No, not the clop!  The other one, the continuation of the whole story and junk.

Anyway, it's happening, like right now.  No really, I'm working on it right now!  I don't know when I'll be posting it, but it will be by the end of the week.  I'm hoping to do even better on this one.  Maximum B'awwwww levels will be reached, feels will be felt, ponies will be banged.  It all happens in the next exciting story...eventually...tomorrow...maybe.  

In other news!  I'm trying to get featured.  I gotta step up my game, don't I?  Even though a random as fuck Tryst banging Shining Armor fic makes it to the frontpage while Rainbow Dash unfreezing an ancient Nordic Pegasus doesn't even get talked about.  *grumble grumble*

But that's beside the point.  I'm gonna write my plot off.  Maybe a few more one-shots.  Maybe some clop.  I want you all to read my shit and be like, "Oh my god, this is cool.  I think I'll comment on this."  And I shall revel in your ramblings!  :)

Until then, may your days be ponified, and your nights extra awesome!

-Tyr

I've gotten a few requests to do a sequel to the story i just recently completed, Apple of Another Color.  Otherwise known as the story where Applejack and a human go and do stuff.  The sequel would only be a few chapters long, span a much shorter time frame, and possibly be mature rating.

Or it could be longer with a mature rating.

Either way, something is goin down.  Lol.

Also, the two stories I'm still working on also need some love.  I want to write well enough for one of them to be featured, but I highly doubt that will happen.  A man can dream though.  I'm hopefully going to pump out at least 1 chapter of either one every week.  That's my goal, at least.

And finally, the story I've had on hiatus for a while, Wavering Magic, is about to be resumed.  I know that not many people read it or have read it considering it's my first fic, but I hope to get started on it again soon.

Well, that's it.  Tell me what ya'll think.  :)

Ok, so I'm really tempted to write a clopfic from my story, "The Sorceress."  

Should I do it?

Ok, first blog on this website, gotta keep it short and sweet.

First off, I'm Ty, nice to meet you, and umm...

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO CONTINUE MY TWO STORIES!!!

I mean, I am legitimately stuck on both of them, and have no motivation whatsoever to finish.  This really needs correcting, so if anyone has some ideas on how to get rid of writer's block and/or restore motivation, please let me know.

Also, I'm in the process of making a new story, one involving Twilight Sparkle in a very bad situation.  Going to be a real tear-jerker for the Twi fans out there, so keep a lookout for that.  Not to mention I really want to make a few more one-shot stories like RD's Yo Momma Battle.  A part of me is also wanting to try my hand at a clopfic.  I'd really rather not, but for some reason I want to see how bad I can make it, lol.

And finally, if anyone would like to assist me in making a profile image, knows somebody who can, or teach me how to do it myself, I will be forever in your debt.

Well that's all from me, watch out for stuff from me and happy ponying.  =)