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Typed Stuffed
Typed Stuffed 
Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize? I have, once before. This time was not all that different. Headache? Check. Dry mouth? Check. Upset stomach? Check. Hooves? Uhm, that one is new.
Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32. Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before. The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me. It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now. I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't kill me before I have just one last drag.
Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it. Geez.
A little comedy side project. EDIT: HAHA Main project. More characters to be added if I get that far. Categories might be refined as I write. Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely. Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at. Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sexual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.
Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture! First fanart, I'm so HAPPY. I've gotten more since then! I should collect it all here.
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In the first rays of the Sun on the eve of Her Ascension, I killed an Angel of the Sun in fear. And though the Sun gave to me forgiveness, I could not forgive myself. Glory be unto God and may eternal rest forever be Hers. Amen.
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An old story of mine written, wow, May 2011. Not in anyway associated with My Little Assistant - which is kinda a bit better anyway, more developed - just inspired by the same picture.
Twilight has always had Spike to rely on, even to her own detriment sometimes. When Twilight's desires interfere with Spike's growing urges for independence and he storms out after some harsh words, can they ever be a family again?
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A young filly wakes up in the Everfree with memories not of her own nor of any creature that ever walked the face of Equestria. Meanwhile, Princess Luna is still having difficulty remembering her own past and is tormented by ancient scenes of chaos and death that seem so distant from the world she now finds herself in. Twilight and her friends get involved in an effort to help heal old wounds but what do they do when the innocent are guilty by proxy? What will wash away the sins of the past when they are only ours through blood?
Illustration by Melancholy Sanctuary, used with permission
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This is not HiE. Not exactly, anyway. Also, that description, while 'poetic' and accurate in it's own way, makes this story seem way more emo than it really is. At least, as much as I've done thus far.
Edit: This is not a retake on Past Sins. At least, not consciously. I had the idea for a while and actually started it before Past Sins (I think) before giving up. If I was affected by Past Sins, well, can't help that and I hope it's not the case.
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>>492298
They totally would've won that!
>>482296
Haha, I appreciate you withholding the info there. I get enough anger at looking at humanity while reading critical thinking books, I don't need it here too with the thought of otherwise peaceful/friendly beings being killed needlessly. I try to come here to enjoy myself and avoid tragedy/sad like the plague. All the same, it's cool that you got inspired like that and the off shoot seems to have been successful and well received so congratulations on that!
>>482149
Twas inspired. I finished the story and felt like Celestia's side of things ought have been told - I guess. I do not ask my muse too many questions in fear she'll leave me for another man. It was probably a lack of closure and a realization that I could make strangers over the internet cry by mentioning STUFF, if you didn't want to read the original you probably don't want me making you cry here.
And I like those stories myself: ones that don't mind taking a good, long, hard look at people and presenting the results - even if those results aren't pretty. And I don't mean HV was talking about humanity as a whole, just these two blokes in isolation and working with limited data.
I just realized I never followed you back. *click*
Alrighty, you invited me onto this wacky train of spying, don't go and disappoint my all seeing eyes.
Speaking of spying, I spy with mine derped eyes that you did a offshoot of Biblical Monsters. Man, stories like that really get under my skin, just hearing about them even. Brrr.... I'm not sure how folks can read them. To each their own I suppose. Did you just not like the original ending and/or felt it had a lack of closure, OR did you like it to the point that you wanted to do some fan work for the author?
Oh to be Old Again <- how is the next chapter coming along?
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE UPDATE THE STORY
I just finished it after finding it and have stay up all night reading it. I beg of you, for the mercy of sweet Celestia to finish it in like, the next to weeks... PLZ 
Thanks, Sincerely,
-Jaden
I see you.
>>441525
Wow. From a very long time ago ... unless someone's been recently imitating me or has managed to steal my username that is.
Hmm. You wouldn't happen to be the same Minalkra from The Knothole Network, would you?