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So I keep getting comments about the name. Well sit back children and prepare your bodies for the riveting origin story of *dramatic pause* McPoopin!

Sometime near the start of 2006 me and a group of friends were getting ready to play some crappy war game for the recently released Xbox 360. Then it came time to create our gamer profiles. My previous screen name had recently been hijacked by my sister's pet turtle, so I was in the market for a new one. All of my friends were coming up with names like "Deathstab Darkslash" and "xXx~MiserySoul~xXx" and "phreak_off_natyoor" and lame shit like that. I, physically pained (the back of my hand was anyway) by their god awful attempts at being "cool", decided to go in a different direction.

The conditions that I wanted to meet in this profile name were that it:

1. Was something childish and stupid, but still sounded like it could have been an actual name (there goes "booger fart").

2. Wouldn't get immediately banned once I logged onto Xbox-live (goodbye "Dickslap Extravaganza";).

3. Was something that I could pronounce out loud, and if people weren't paying attention they might not realise was as stupid as it actually was.

I think that the strongest contenders were "Pvt. Parts", "Fagnarok" (I might have stolen that one) and "Slimy Froggit"; but I'm sure that you can guess what the winner ultimately was.

And thus the legend of McPoopin was born.

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So I've gotten a few comments about the profile picture. Well sit back children and prepare your bodies for the riveting origin story of *dramatic pause* Sticks McLine!

Actually this one isn't very long. I don't like using profile pictures that I didn't create myself, but I suck at drawing stuff.