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MaxBeezy's Fan Fiction Drinking Game · 6:50am
Ever read a Fan Fiction by MaxBeezy and go, "Hey! I've seen that before in another fic of his! If only there was something I can do about it!"?
Well, now you can! With MaxBeezy's Fan Fiction drinking game, you can catch all the cliche's you have come to know from this particular writer at FiMFiction.
All you need is a bottle of your favorite drink, a shot glass, and one of MaxBeezy's fan fictions. When you have all of those, you're ready to go!
Take a shot in the event of:
- It's a romance fic
- Awkward first meetings
- A character smiles
- A character laughs/chuckles/chortles
- The main character gets physically injured
- Sad past
- Sexual references
- Human X Pony
- OC X Canon Character
Take two shots in the event of:
- Sex Scenes
- Characters looking into each other's eyes
- Cheesy dialogue
- Character Death
- Hospital Scene
- Queen Chrysalis
- Neat and tidy ending
- Reader comments requesting a sequel
Congratulations! You are now either too drunk to read this anymore, dead from alcohol poisoning, or have survived, due to your favorite beverage being some kind of juice/soda/water. The prize: a pat on the back from me!
Have a nice day!
Note: This post was made with tongue firmly planted in cheek.
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>>439714 Glad you enjoyed it.
Loved Milking The Milkmare. I couldn't stop reading it, and it took every ounce of will power to not clop while reading the steamy sex scenes!
While reading, I
ed, I 
ed, I 
ed and 
ed--several times. And the parents even made me 
. But by the end I was all 
!
>>415790 Wowzers. When did you get such a lovely Milky voice at chapter 7 and 8?! Sounds like Lara Croft. I dig it.
IT IS DONE
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Go tug yo' dick a little more at chapter 7, why don't ya.
>>397519 I won't be able to watch.
Let me know how it goes. Hope it's epic.
MAX
IT'S HAPPENING
RIGHT NOW
>>386275 Thanks.
Hey pal, Just wanted to let ya know that I really enjoyed your "Milking the Milkmare" fic. I stumbled onto it earlier this evening and, unfortunately (Fortunately?), read the entire thing. I just finished it about 5 minutes ago, but wanted to express my feelings to you, the author.
I have a problem with burning through fics when I find one that I really enjoy, so please don't take it as I just read it because it had clop or something like that. It was a really sweet, light-hearted romance fic and I'm really happy to have read it! Fun characters, nice solid length, a great tale with it's fair share of twists and witty dialogue. The clop was very...
so yeah. Hit on all Sixes, pal.
Liked, faved and followed! I'll get around to posting my full thoughts on the actual fic soon!
Achievement unlocked: One more stalker
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Sup. Dropping by to let you know if you didn't see, Chapter 2 narration is going up on Youtube now. Check in the "January 18th" narration video, should be the second story narrated.