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Either the nicest guy or the biggest asshole you'll ever meet, depending on the amount of alcohol currently in my system. Also a fervent lover of booty and everything American.

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Lunar Marines

I kind of sort of run an airsoft team based off the NLR named the Lunar Marines.

If you are interested in kicking ass in the name of the one true princess, join this Facebook group. Everyone, no matter where you are from or what your experience is, is welcome to join.

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Haylo Saga

  • Haylo: A New World The Chief wakes up to find the remains of his Frigate has landed on a colorful, new planet. by MarineMarksman 46,689 words · 24,312 views · 621 likes · 108 dislikes
  • Haylo: Dark Abyss Backdraft and Nova fight for survival on board an abandoned ship against a new, terrifying threat. by MarineMarksman 8,624 words · 2,925 views · 69 likes · 21 dislikes
  • Haylo: Boot Camp Follow the Cutie Mark Crusaders through their difficult training to become Spartan IV's. by MarineMarksman 14,026 words · 4,105 views · 90 likes · 19 dislikes
  • Haylo: Among the Stars Follow the crew of the U.N.S.C. Equis in their desperate struggle against the Covenant. by MarineMarksman 6,122 words · 3,223 views · 72 likes · 23 dislikes
  • Haylo 2: Seas of Glass Equestria has fallen, and the ponies have now joined the U.N.S.C. in their war against the Covenant. by MarineMarksman 6,108 words · 1,772 views · 84 likes · 14 dislikes

Old Spice Saga


Fucking straight out of Tumblr with this one, man. The cringe is real.

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#1273066 · 1w, 20h ago · · ·


Take em out like the Night.

(*dies from his crappy motivational line* :facehoof:)

#1272483 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·


das cool mane

#1268311 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·


Still can't believe I got the fully uncut version of I'm Back. I searched for YEARS for that one...

#1268307 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1268305 Yeah, it was bretty gud.

#1268305 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

Speaking of Eminem, did you see my last blog post?

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