No? Good, neither do I.
I'm kinda out of the pone fanfiction business, both on here and /mlp/. All I'm really doing is going on panels at this point to circlejerk with people. I've tried getting back into it in the past, but I just don't have the motivation to. Which is a shame, because I have like three God-tier half written Bros For Life chapters collecting dust as they wait to be finished.
I've traded fanfiction for writing pornography scripts. I'm currently in the process of writing a script for the spiritual successor to My Little Porny, which is gonna be this cross of Meme Lover and small horse. Yes, this is actually going to be a legitimate thing in a couple years, we're already building the cast and allocating the funds.
I also now run what is effectively a horsefucker frat, and took over running most of the /mlp/arties (>inb4 HN circlejerk meme). Big focus on having a giant budget and outperforming literally everything else on the party scene. If any of you end up at PPC, BABSCon, BronyCAN, or Nightmare Nights, and you aren't a soft cunt, come pay us a visit. I'll hook you up with a quality drink.
So yeah, I'm not dead. I miss you cunts, and writing for you cunts, but I live a much different life now. You can get in touch with me on Twitter if you want. If not, hopefully I'll see some of you at a con sometime in the future.