Sorry to anyone who was just trying to view the new chapter. I tried to sync with Gdocs and everything got derped up. sorry for the confusion. it's fixed now.

So as many of you may know, last nights windstorms tore through VA and surrounding States leaving hundreds of thousands of people without power, myself included. I for one can tell you it was a fucking trip. 80 mph winds and hail the size of minivans! Ok that last part was a lie. I'm currently posted up in a motel on backup generators so the wi fi is nonexistent. The news said we could be out untill deep into the week. I'm currently speaking to you guys through a random nail salons wifi (which appears to be the only source for miles.). I was planning on getting Retribution ch4 up as its already wrote but that probably wont happen til we get power back. Worst thing is I'm gonna miss the BF3 double XP this week. Anyways to pass the time ive been working on a sketch of Mercy and ill have it posted on DA when Im finished. So anyone with power enjoy it, others are hot as fuck right now and super fucking bored.

What's up everyone, Johnson here with some news.

I recently started a DeviantArt account mainly for another place to post my fics, but also somewhere to post the images for said stories I'm working on. I'm currently working on some cover art for Retribution and I'll probably post what I get done today. If any of you guys are big DA fans stop by and take a look, and maybe, just maybe, you could leave a comment. If you did you'd be . Well that's about it for today's update, hope to see you there!    http://marcdajohnson.deviantart.com/

Ok so I'm going to start of with an apology. I realize I've made you guys wait far to long for these updates and that my bad. This chapter was cursed I tell you! First I get minecraft, then Battlefield 3 (Finally!) then I find a job and realize I need to take 2 summer classes. So yeah that sums up why I've been slacking. Anyway CH8 for The Road Home is finished and off to the editor so if he can get to some internets tonight it'll be up midday tomorrow. As for Retribution I have the majority of the next chapter wrote down in my notebook, but it still needs to be transferred to my computer and edited. If nothing comes up It should be out by the weekend. I realize this can't become the norm so I'm going to bind myself to updating on a bi-weekly schedule and sticking to it. I appreciate everyone of you guys and don't want to keep you waiting for new content. So be on the lookout, updates are coming.

So as anyone of you that has an xbox knows already, Minecraft has officially been dropped on our heads. What does this mean? It means I've been mining like fuck and not doing my job. I apologize to everyone waiting patiently on CH8 and im gonna do my best to get it out soon. Thank god i dont have Diablo 3 or it may have been next year before the chapter came out. Anyway im gonna have at it and try not to get distracted again. Also i have a quick question for everyone. Would you rather have a shorter chapter and have it out early next week or longer and have it sometime next weekend?

There's two places i could leave off for this chapter without it just dropping off out of nowhere. Ill take no responses as "Just write the damn thing" but i'd like to know what everyone thinks. Their will be no sacrifice to content as the next chapter will contain whats clipped from this one. Let me know what you think and ill try to get working on it but those damn diamonds are so tempting...

Hi everyone. Had some stuff pop up and had to put everything on hold for the weekend. Me and my editor are back at it so I thought I would give you a rough estimate of time til updates.

The Road Home

Friday May 11

Hitmare: Retribution

Wednesday May 9

Clerks 3

Sunday May 13

Thanks to everyone for your Favs and up votes and ill try to keep to these deadlines for my updates. However if I can't meet them I'm not gonna force it. Thanks for your patience and time.

Hey everyone. As the title says I've started a new story. Its a clerks crossover and is doing better than I had hoped. To my Fallout fans I'm still working on the next update and I'm around 30% complete. If you're looking for a break from the wasteland head over and give it a read. Likewise to my clerks fans if you like Fallout you can take a look too. I'm writing the second chapter of clerks now and will probably be ready sometime time tommorow afternoon. I would like to thank everyone for their support because without it I would have crawled back under my giant rock weeks ago. Seriously thank you!

Hey everyone. I was looking through CH1 and noticed I totally derped up big time. I ended up rewriting the first paragraph but there's no changes that affect Crack or the gang in any way. I mainly did it to make a stronger lead off and I think it sets the mood much better. You can give it a peek but not is fine too as nothing storyline wise has changed. Also if you missed it I now have a tumbler for the gang and you never know what might pop up over there. Maybe some funny stuff. Maybe a sneak peek at the new chapter. Maybe some ponies. Scratch that definitely some ponies. Anyway if you don't head over there who knows what you'll miss so I hope to see you there.     http://askcrackshot.tumblr.com/

You heard me right, it looks like Crack and Golden stumbled upon the internet and made their own tumblr. Stop by and ask'm anything. You're free to send a question to Tip and Top but they may be too busy (Messing with Lockout) to reply. Anyway stop by and ask away!

http://askcrackshot.tumblr.com/

Hello everyone! I'm here with an update on the next chapter. Due to school work i was not able to finish my chapter this week but things are moving along faster than i expected. Hopefully ill be done around Wednesday and have it edited and ready to go by the weekend. This chapter will be significantly larger than previous ones, around 7000-8000 words which i will try to do with all additional chapters. I would like to thank everyone for sticking around to see where my madness will take the gang next and hope you all have a great day.