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Just a quick post to say that I'm moving into Charlottesville, VA following a job offer, and I'm checking to see if any bronies in the area have an available room to rent. (It's an expensive town, with the most affordable rooms seeming to be off-campus dorms/condos, and if I end up needing to find a roommate I'd prefer a dork along my own interests, you know?)  There are UVA bronies, right?  Of course there are!  Email me at LucresStorytime@gmail.com if you're interested.  I should point out that I'm a professional pastry cook, and that I sometimes make cupcakes for NO REASON AT ALL and have no problem sharing them.

I'll finish Ponies Play D&D as soon as I get this apartment situation sorted out, I promise!

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Ponies Play D&D

New! Part 3: After Twilight notices Applejack becoming increasingly obsessed with the game, she tasks Pinkie Pie (of all ponies) to keep an eye on her.  The two head out into Ponyville in search of adventure and the perfect game.

Part 1: Twilight has finally convinced Applejack to join her other friends in Spike's weekly D&D game.  However, will she be able to figure out the rules before they all drive Spike crazy?

Part 2: Applebloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle have stumbled across Twilight's D&D books, and convinced her to take up the dice once more. But will anypony meet their high standards to be their Dungeon Master?  More importantly, what will happen when you-know-who finds out?

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The Big Rush

Griff the griffin is a Chef at the top of his game, running the best French restaurant in Canterlot. He only has two problems: one, a surprise visit from Celestia, party of sixty, and two, a certain blank-flank intern named Pinkie Pie.  Caution: NSFW language.

Author's Note: This story was written before The Cutie Mark Chronicles revealed Pinkie Pie's origin story, so now it conflicts with canon.  Seriously, who saw 'Amish Rock Farm' coming?  Anyway, I still think it's a fun story, and it has special meaning to me since I'm a chef-in-training myself.  Enjoy.

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Big Dragon

Pinkie Pie agrees to perform an epic April Fool's prank on behalf of a mysterious stranger.  It's unintended effects eventually put the whole town in danger.  Meanwhile, Spike just wants to fly...

Note: As of the episode "Secret of my Excess", this story takes place in an alternate universe.

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In Search of Bighoof

On a Filly Scout camping trip in the Whitetail Woods, Scootaloo is determined to prove she’s not a chicken. In order to do so, she sets out on her own to find and capture the legendary creature known only as “bighoof”. Unfortunately, she’s about to find out that the Whitetail Woods can be more dangerous than their serene appearance suggests. Can Fluttershy bring her back safe, or will something else find her first? Also, Cheerilee completely loses her mind!

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Cargo Cult

Twilight Sparkle, lost deep within an uncharted part of the Everfree Forest, meets a strange group of tribal creatures and learns their shocking secret in a "Gulliver's Travels"-style satire of Brony culture.

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#332546 · 13w, 6d ago · 1 · ·
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Your profile picture wins.

#277353 · 18w, 5d ago · · ·
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I am looking for good ideas for what to put into a fic. It will be human in Equestria, but other than that nothing is really decided. I am here because I respect your opinions and thoughts. Any input is appreciated, and you can give feed back by PM, the comments section on my page, or responding here.:twilightsmile:

#212279 · 25w, 12h ago · · ·
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Cool stories mate, ponies play dnd still getting updated at all?

#73343 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>73216

Thank you for the information!

Now I at least know why it's missing. But still.. is there going to be a Part 1? You made it sound like: 'Nope, there is no Act 1, because I want YOU to make up the big incident in your own mind,' to me.

Are you going to reveal the truth after finished Part 3? And if, are you even going to make it a completely seperated fanfic to provide the same piece of art for future-readers?

I'm slightly confused..

#73216 · 44w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>69957

Don't worry about messing up my user page- it's pretty messy to begin with. :twilightsmile:

As to your question, I deliberately skipped some time between part 1 and part 2- the latter takes place about a month or two after the 'incident' involving Derpy that was hinted at in the last paragraphs of part 1.

I wanted to keep what took place during that incident vague and unspecific (a 'noodle incident' to use the TVtropes term), because I knew whatever my readers imagined would be funnier and crazier than anything I could come up with.  All we know for certain is that she emotionally traumatized some beavers- everything else is up to you.

I hope that clears it up for you.  Now, I'm gonna get back to writing- I'm within spitting distance of finally finishing Part 3, Act 3.  

Stupid poems... mumble grumble...

:applejackconfused:

#69957 · 45w, 3d ago · · ·
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Hmm..let's use this user-page-comment-stuff. (Screw logic)

I wanna make this short, soo..:

Thanks to my non-existant-organization some weeks passed before I where able to head on with your 'Ponys play D&D'. Remembering that the first chapter ended with a raging DM aka Spike I was quite curious how that will go on. But than a truly unsuspected plot was revealed to me:

Instead of the mane-six (or some of them & friends) playing D&D I just read something about the CMC and a game that shouldn't be played again.

I can't help but..shouldn't there be a Part 1 between the very first chapter (aka prologue) and Part 2? Maybe you wrote something, explaining it, but I didn't found anything in the >200 comments of the story itself and neighter anything in your blog too.

I actually liked what i read and would love to read more about them playing D&D, even if I never played it myself. :twilightblush:

Alas, sorry if this is raping the beauty of your user page. That little Discord in my head..

#26041 · 53w, 5d ago · · ·
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You sir, I would bake you cupcakes just because of your profile pic. :pinkiehappy:

#13398 · 57w, 2d ago · · ·
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I'm surprised by the lack of comments especially with fics as good as yours.

#9250 · 58w, 6d ago · · ·
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You can comment on people's user pages?! :derpyderp2:

#8911 · 59w, 13h ago · · ·
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No comments? :pinkiesad2:

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