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Everything you ever wanted to know about me, but were afraid to ask (and for good reason)


User ID: 30,840
Registered: 3rd May 2012
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Greetings Good People of fimfiction,

Allow me to introduce my name is Lord Tristem AKA Nine Tails Unicorn Adventurer Extraordinaire

I travel aboard my airship Fateless along with my sister Red Jade to the for reaches of Equestria in search of treasure and adventure. Its a pleasure to meet you all.

Hopefully I will be able to share with you all the stories of my travels.  I am also a T.A. to the love Soaking Wet assisting her with her class

A pleasure to meet you all.

My favorite tales!

[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure]
Grand Galloping Gala meets Groundhog Day time-loop
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[Random] [Human]
What if you had the chance to ask Celestia any question you liked?
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[Comedy] [Slice of Life] [Alternate Universe] [Human]
Every brony magically gets their own pony friend. However, one brony is reluctant to show his pony.
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[Comedy] [Random] [Human]
Twilight can't understand why this group of strange creatures is offering to follow and serve her.
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Greeting my Dear students,

Well things are finally starting to warm up here so I have decided to take this opportunity and do some much needed spring cleaning in the school.

As a result all classes are canceled and all rooms (Forum Threads) will be locked with the exception of the Dorms and Study Hall during this time.

I plan on doing this during the morning so hopefully traffic in the group will be minimal and I will update this thread when I'm done.

Also if Wet and the TA's would be so kind I would ask that you give me a hand by figuring out which threads we can delete or need to rename.

So any questions?

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Stuff I have written (don't know why)

The Optiverse: The Loner

It has been four years since Equestria Online was first released, and it is now the most widely-sold video game ever to exist.  Millions of people worldwide log on every day to interact with each other under the constant watch of the beautiful Celestia-AI.  But as a faction of humanity spreads allegations over what they believe is a secret plan to enslave humanity in the games  digital realm, a young man known simply as The Loner resolves to put a stop to Celestia-AI once and for all.

I thank my Dear Castortroy for all the help she has given me in writing this story both for what she has done and what she will do to help make this story a good one.

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The Conversion Bureau: The Second Exodus

This is my attempt to create a new story arch based partially in the Conversion Bureau Universe.  This is a short one shot story.

The Conversion Bureaus have been successful.  The ponies were victorious.  The entirety of the human race had been successfully ponified... or so it seemed.  The truth of the matter however is that humanity was not extinguished. A splinter group of humanity known as the Radical Dreamers had spirited the remnants of humanity away into the vastness of space.  Now they make their way on a group of world ships to the distant world of Aeos and to what hopefully is the rebirth of their species.  During which the Radical Dreamers intend to forever change humanity for the better.

I hope to eventually create a large story arch based on this story which will begin a thousand years after the events of this story when Humanity and the Equines will once again meet.  These Equines will be from another reality and not the one's from the conversion bureau universe.  So consider this my parthenian shot to the conversion bureau universe.  I have ultimately decided that despite the excellent stories from users such as Chatoyance and Full Metal Pony I do not like the premise behind the universe and I find the very idea absolutely appalling and it makes both humanity and the equines look bad.    

  

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The Conversion Bureau: Letters From Midgard

(Canceled tell further notice)

This story follows the journey of my two OC characters Tristem and Cao within the Conversion Bureau universe (specifically Chatoyance's version of that universe) as they try to come to grips with the inevitable extiction of there species and there world.

Uncertain as to weather it is better to go through the conversion and live as ponies or die as humans Tristem and Cao decide that the only one who can help them with there indecision is Princess Celestia.  So they decide to write to her asking if she will answer their question and help resolve their conundrum.

Will they convert, Will they die as humans or will something unforescene happen read on to find out.

Edit: From the second chapter on I am no longer writing Celestia's responses to Tristem and Cao.  Credit for that goes to the mysterious Lady C.  I will not tell you guys yet who Lady C is it will be revealed to you all at the proper time.  Until then I'll let you guys guess who it is.  Who know though you never tell it just might be Princess Celestia herself.

Image: Princess Celestia's Coat of Arms was created by deviant art user Lord Giampietro I didn't create it.

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Whats on your minds strange human and pony creatures?

#327358 · 13w, 3d ago · · ·
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Happy hearts and hooves day.Hope your treating your special somepony well.

If your single friends and family are amazing too!

#247567 · 21w, 14h ago · · ·
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#239015 · 21w, 5d ago · · ·
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hey, i am not strange!

#220129 · 23w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>220128

Don't worry I've decided on a good compromise

#220128 · 23w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>220126

Yeah, I just read over the front page and saw the warning. XD

But, I was just worried that it was an 'everyone' group.

#220126 · 23w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>220123

Well I see that you've created a real gym room however if you will refer to the front cover of the group it does say that there will still be mature conversations just not with the same prevelancy.  I think what I shall do is limit where it can happen so I'm just going to ask Boffin to rename her thread.

#220123 · 23w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>220120

Thanks for the restoration. :rainbowkiss:

And I wanted to let you know immediately.

#220120 · 23w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>220119

Okay I'll take a look.  Also I've restored your knight status

#220119 · 23w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>220115

The "Excersize" Room contains things that should be left inside a different group.

#220115 · 23w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>220114

And what no no thread would this be?

Ah yes of course give me a second

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