Hey, guys.

Sorry it's taking so long to update... everything. I've been caught up in working on my own original book. It's a world I've been slowly developing since I was little, and recently I've actually decided to put it down on paper, so I haven't really been working on my fanfics as much as I should be. Don't worry though! I won't forget about them, it's just going to take longer to update. Usually I finish a chapter a day, but I've been lagging quite a bit, and this will probably continue until I finish my novel. So I just wanted to let you know one of the reasons my updates are getting slower and slower... Sorry!

I totally stole this idea from Aegis Shield.

I have a bunch of ideas I really want written, but probably won't ever write myself, sooooo I'll just open my spacious cavern of a noggin and let loose my hellspawn upon you guys, yes? I don't care what you do with the ideas, I don't think I know what I wanted done with them anyway, I just thought 'Hey, this is cool premises!' wrote the idea down, and never really expanded on it so do whatever you like.

Our Littlest Princesses

After one of Celestia's pranks goes wrong, she accidentally turns her and her sister into foals; and now its up to Twilight and her friends to try and reverse the spell, all while trying to manage the country

Never Woke Up

One day, Twilight went to bed and she never woke up, trapped in the dreamworld between life and death. (This is literally all I could come up with for this one. But hey, more room for you to fill in, no?)

I'm Not Getting Any Younger!

After an experiment, Twilight accidentally casts an actual age spell on Granny Smith, causing her to get younger. Things seem great for the earth pony, until they realize that she will get younger by the day. Now it's a race against time to reverse the spell before Granny disappears completely

A Friend from the Stars

Scootaloo is tired of being neglected by her parents, and after wishing upon a star she awakens to discover her wish has been answered: A real live pony whom will take care of her, named Wishing Star. However, despite the attention this pony lacks any personality and ability to love. (Not entirely sure where I was going with this.)

Twilight Sparkle Writes Clop

After one of Twilight's personal 'journals' is lost, ponies all over ponyville happen to pick it up and discover its... interesting contents

Celestia Goes Hypernova

For thousands of years Celestia has retained a calm and collected outlook. Always a kind and gentle ruler, who's never lost her temper or even so much as yelled. But its unhealthy to bottle up your anger like that... and when a day becomes too overwhelming, she snaps. But this is no ordinary temper tantrum: Now, the sun is heating up, boiling over... expanding. Now Luna must try to calm her sister before the heat annihilates Equestria

I saw this a while back while going through Lord of the Rings videos on Youtube and screen capped it, I just felt like sharing it. It's too funny NOT too

GAW. IT'S COLD.

Nothing feels worse than stepping out of the shower into the freezing cold of your house in the winter *Shivers*

So, in other news; I've kind of 'paused' my work on The Legend of Rarity, My Little Planets and An Eggheads Guide to Pick-Up-Lines. I think I'm going to stick with writing one thing at a time, because it's gotten kind of out of hand for me.

So... don't kill me! *Ducks down*

For now I'll probably continue A New Nightmare, and once that's finished I'll continue either AEGTPUL, My Little Planets or TLOR before moving onto the other. Heehee... don't kill me. I'm God.

I made a promise to myself not to start any other major fanfics until those four are done.

And for the future - when these are done - I was hoping to make a fanfic with my blind Changeling OC. (It's better than it sounds, I swear)

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I feel like an idiot. I didn't actually delete my files, I just moved them. False alarm, guys. I moved them to the wrong folder by accident, so it wouldn't let me open them until I found their location. Derp! I'm an idiot!

So, The Legend of Rarity, A New Nightmare, and several others are safe and sound! Let the fanfiction continue!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

Alright you guys, I was rearranging files and folders and stuff on my computer; and I accidentally just deleted The Legend of Rarity and a bunch of other stories.

ALMOST EVERYTHING. GONE.

So. Those of you waiting for Chapter Eleven of Zecora's mask are going to have wait, I am so sorry.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go wallow in depression.

So I was looking through my files and found an older pony fanfiction I wrote not long after I became a brony. I think the hugest wave of nostalgia ever just hit me, and now I'm contemplating posting what I'd done just for the hay of it.

Uh, quick synopsis, or summary or whatever it's called (And yes, this is copy/pasted from the actual summary I wrote back then): After a visit to Canterlot, Twilight Sparkle arrives home to find she has the armor of Nightmare Moon in her saddlebags. In the weeks following, she is plagued by whispers, as well as nightmarish dreams and visions. Will she succumb to the dark entity, or will she be able to will the Nightmare away?

Hey - hey you, you, yeah you - guys.

I can't concentrate on an Egghead's Guide to Pick-Up-Lines, and I know a good majority of my watchers are only my watchers because of that fic, but I must say: Thank you.

No, seriously. I want to thank each and every one of you. I know the number of watchers I have is a pitiful number compared to others; but for my it's like something I could only ever imagine happening. (And I have imagined it before; I'm vain like that.)

As for the next chapter, I'm stuck. I keep re-writing, (That said 're-doing,' but I caught myself before I posted so no one could make that 'if you know what I mean' joke. HAHAHAAHHAHA I'M SO SMART!) the chapter, and I can't decide what to do!

It's not really so much what I'm going to do so much as it is how I'm going to do it.

Like James Rye said about chapter two; 'It's like cake without the sugar' or something around those lines. I want to give you guys the best I possibly can, I don't want to throw together some sloppy, lazily-done trash just to make you guys happy, I want to do the best I can.

I was thinking of posting a sneak peak for chapter three, but decided against it since I still keep re-writing it so it could change.

Have fun going to bed knowing you could have seen a sneak peak. I'M SO SMART AND EVIL. PRAISE ME. (Actually, it depends where you live; over here it's 11:18 o'clock)

Seriously, though, thank you all. ..........Except you.

Sorry guys; I can't do the Nightmare Night thing this year - but I do have a valid excuse! Some family members are in a tight spot, and so they're gonna be moving in with my seven person family, so between clearing out a room for them and getting over the maddening stress I don't have the time, or the mindset to write much.

It's kind of pathetic; I only manage to finish one story :/ I suppose it's better this way; now you'll get quality (if you call call it that,) instead of rushed, and sloppily put together stuff.

I cant decide if I should continue and post the stories I have started, or save it for next year. T'is up to you guys, I don't care either way. (But by Celestia I will finish them! I've been looking for an excuse to write gore/horror, and Halloween is the perfect time!)

*Cough* Moving on, as said before the fact that three relatives are moving in could either boost my writing or, um, 'deflate' it.

Hopefully I'll still get the computer as often as I do. (It shouldn't be a problem though, since I'm most active at night time,)

An Eggheads Guide to Pick-Up-Lines - ahmahgawsh - I'm stuck. I want to give you quality comedy/sadness, but I've never written something emotional before! It all started as a joke! This wasn't in my contract!

No, I have the rest of the story planned; it's just trying to write it and have it come out good is hard. But... enough rambling, I'm off to bed.

So... October 1st is soon. OH SO SOON.

I need help. For the past several weeks I've been planning to do a thing called '31 days of Nightmare Night', in which I would post a horror one-shot once a day every single day starting October 1st up until Halloween.

And I'm running low on ideas. Coming up with ideas is harder than putting them on paper! DX

Please give me suggestions? I'll even credit you