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Kwakerjak 918792

Joined March 2012
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    Kwakerjak's Stories (9)

    • Inscape
      When Twilight is taken by the Nightmare, it's up to Pinkie Pie to rescue her.

      29,328 words · 13,407 views · 1,647 likes · 23 dislikes
    • Petriculture
      Twilight tries to figure out how rock farming works.
      6,720 words · 27,340 views · 2,045 likes · 31 dislikes
    • Flash Fog
      Fluttershy must deal with an unusually thick fog as it approaches Ponyville.
      44,482 words · 7,137 views · 856 likes · 10 dislikes
    • Avocation
      Penumbra seeks gainful employment.
      4,569 words · 3,734 views · 811 likes · 10 dislikes
    • Wild, Sweet & Cool
      34,743 words · 11,817 views · 1,375 likes · 22 dislikes
    • Pandelirium
      7,621 words · 880 views · 221 likes · 1 dislikes
    • π
      13,511 words · 2,526 views · 503 likes · 8 dislikes
    • So, Just What Went Wrong, Anyway?
      5,213 words · 2,200 views · 251 likes · 4 dislikes
    • The Final Accusation: A Legal Comedy
      21,338 words · 1,218 views · 256 likes · 6 dislikes
    May
    23rd
    2013

    Incidentally... · 9:05pm

    Remember when I posted a blog with this video out of the blue a while back?

    Perhaps now my reasons for doing so are more clear. :ajsmug:

    Kwakerjak · 134 views
    May
    22nd
    2013

    Pandelirium · 12:12am

    My new story has been submitted for approval, but apparently, you can view it before the process is finished. (I did not know that...)

    Kwakerjak · 196 views
    May
    20th
    2013

    Update time again! · 4:04am

    Well, after three weeks of work, it finally feels like I'm close to finishing the first chapter in the new Petriculture Cycle story. There's still a little bit left to go, but I think I can safely predict that, barring unforeseen circumstances, it will be on FIMFiction by the end of the week.

    In the meantime, allow me to once again plug the Cycle's FIMFiction Group! By joining, not only will you get more frequent updates, you'll also learn about any known fan projects in the works, including a comic adaptation of Petriculture.

    Kwakerjak · 128 views
    May
    15th
    2013

    Update time! · 10:07pm

    Work has commenced on the final story in The Petriculture Cycle. At the moment, writing seems to be going slowly, but that just might be due to the fact that the chapters in this story are relatively long (compared to my usual chapter size, that is). For more frequent updates on progress, I recommend joining the Cycle's FimFiction group.

    Kwakerjak · 139 views · Edited 1w, 1d ago
    May
    7th
    2013

    ...or at least the ones who haven't read/don't like The Petriculture Cycle. My preparations for the first chapter of the final story are taking longer than expected, so it might take a bit longer than usual before I write a new Flash Fog chapter.

    Yes, yes, I know that you don't care how long it takes me to write new installments, so long as the results are good. That doesn't change the fact that every time I push back a chapter I get a pang of guilt and I'm all like:

    I promise that once The Petriculture Cycle's finished, it be just you and me until Fluttershy's story reaches its conclusion. You know we'll have a good time then.

    Kwakerjak · 146 views
    May
    1st
    2013

    What the...? · 10:35pm

    Okay, I'll admit that I occasionally check the assorted "top story" lists, mostly out of vanity, and have done so ever since I realized that Petriculture's view count was atypically high, even for a very well-written story. However, when I took a peek at the "Top Rated" list today (with the Mature story filter on), I was honestly shocked to see Avocation, Flash Fog, and Inscape holding the 17th, 18th, and 19th spots, respectively (though given the volatile nature of that list, it could very well be different by the time you read this). I mean, I knew you guys liked my writing, but I never would have guessed that you liked it that much, that consistently.

    So, uh, thank you.

    Kwakerjak · 212 views · Edited 3w, 1d ago
    May
    1st
    2013

    1. Work has begun on the fifth and (most likely) final story in The Petriculture Cycle. So far, I've written 450 words out of an estimated aleph-one.* I suppose I should be glad that I've planned the story out a bit, because it would probably be even more intimidating otherwise.

    2. If you enjoy these stories, but haven't joined the Cycle's group, you may want to seriously consider it, if only because I plan on giving more information to group members.

    * I know just enough about mathematics to know that math nerds might find this amusing.

    Kwakerjak · 219 views · Edited 3w, 2d ago
    Apr
    25th
    2013

    First of all, as you might have guessed by the post's title, work has commenced on the next chapter of Flash Fog.

    Secondly, as a writer who enjoys conversing with his prereaders while he writes, I am extremely happy that Google has finally integrated an optional alert noise into GDoc's chat function.

    Third, earlier today I accidentally read the comments section of a post on a politically-oriented site. For the love of all that's good, never, ever do this.

    Kwakerjak · 156 views
    Apr
    21st
    2013

    Update · 10:54pm

    Hello, readers. Just a quick update on what I've been doing. While I normally attempt to finish a chapter a week of whatever I'm working on, I decided to take a week off to focus on planning the final Petriculture story. I'd say it paid off reasonably well; although many of the details are still fuzzy, I have a very good idea of what's going to happen, and just as importantly, I'm quite confident that it will work as a narrative.

    I'll be getting back to Flash Fog this week, and, if all goes well, the following week I can get started on the new story.

    Kwakerjak · 158 views · Edited 4w, 4d ago
    Apr
    19th
    2013

    Hmmm... · 10:31pm

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    :ajsmug:

    Kwakerjak · 180 views