Oklahoma Disaster · 1:27pm
Hey, Knight Wing here.
I know I haven't been on in a while (which should change soon, school's almost out)
But we got nailed last night, I don't know if anypony has been watching the news but Moore got raped by a two mile wide EF-5 Tornado. It steam rolled through a school, a movie theater, and a neighborhood. Nothing but foundations left.
[youtube=http://youtu.be/xTpceWd8UE4]
I stopped five miles north of my house, we got A rain of debris.
So I'm thankful to be alive and it's kind of a wake up call to get my shit together.








Hey dude, I thought of this thing you could do with Rarity and Celtic Slew: Princess Platinum needs an escort back to her kingdom, so Chancellor Puddinghead gives her the Earth Ponies' black smith to be her escort and he's a Scottish stallionesque stallion full of stallion!
Chancellor Puddinghead waved her hand over at the forge where a a fat, sweaty, dirty stallion struggled with an armload of tools.
Platinum's heart sank. "That's your blacksmith?"
"What? Oh no, that's his protege. The blacksmith's over there."
Puddinghead pointed at a giant stallion covered in a sheen of sweat, muscles bulging everywhere and a handsome rugged face.
Platinum felt her ovaries going nuclear.
Haha this wraps up the show for tonight follks. Enjoy your stay on Fimfic
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And it's extremely immature
I mean, this is just getting to be obnoxious
I feel like I should stop spamming you
Typical conversation between us. Except without the shame
I originally had a religious joke on here, but I decided that might offend someone who is not like me or Knight Wing