First off, you have no idea how sorry I am for what I am about to say.
So, like, my my laptop died. Not sure what happened, but it died. So, I had no access to the internet.
Got a new laptop. Coolbeans, I can internet again.
But uh
like
I haven't worked on my Fimfiction stories
at all
not a bit
so
yeaaaaah
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My most recently published mediocrity Fluttershy's world and life lost meaning as, one by one, her friends left her to do their own thing. With this, she came to the crashing realization that she has no exceptional talent that means anything in the modern world, like each of her friends, nor any aspirations or calling that she could fall back on. Now she's stuck with six pets and a floor wet with tears. Upon coming to this realization, she is forced faced the demons of her past and the hardships of living a seemingly meaningless life.
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Writing sometimes just can't accurately express exactly how one feels inside. Pinkie's father knows that all too well.
Clyde Richard Pie
521 Dirt Road
Outskirts of Ponyville, Equestria
671 Sugarcube Lane
Ponyville, Equestria
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After Twilight Sparkle gets enrolled in the Princess's school, her parents, Night Light and Twilight Velvet, reminisce about their journey through love and marriage, for better and for worse.
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Shtuff ~Completed~:
Dear Pinkamena Diane Pie: A father's distressed outreach to his daughter. Quick one-shot.
Pride rating: Moderate
~In progress~:
-Enter: Fluttershy: Somewhat sad. A Fluttershy-centred first person chapter-based fanfic. Fluttershy tries her best to cope with the fact that all of her friends are gone.
Progress: Currently nonexistent.
-Magic Memories: Night Light and Twilight Velvet recall their journey through life and love after their daughter goes off to private school. Chapter-based.
Progress: Side project/experiment. Currently nonexistent.
~In the pot~ (AKA: Fics that have been slightly worked on):
-Flim Flamily Feud: A silly little one-shot with the FF bros.
Chance of survival: Fair.
-Forget Me Not, Pinkie: Pinkie Pie is isolated by her inner demon. This description sucks.
Chance of survival: Moderate
-Another nameless thingy: 2nd person interactive(?) zombie thingy. Iunno, maybe it'll go somewhere.
Chance of survival: Moderate
~Ideas that might happen~:
-Some type of F/M shipfic likely involving Applejack. Might be a chapter-based. Might not.
Chance of fruition: Likely
-An incredibly silly shipfic of multiple silly pairings. Will definitely be a one-shot.
Chance of fruition: Moderate.
-Something sad involving Pinkie Pie.
Chance of fruition: Likely
-Silly Pinkie Pie matchmaking service one-shot.
Chance of fruition: Moderate
-Sweet one-shot with Rarity and Sweetie Belle.
Chance of fruition: Moderate
~Euthanized Ideas~:
-Sad one-shot involving Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle after Apple Bloom moves away.
Chance of revival: Unlikely.
-A day with the CMC.
Chance of revival: Unlikely
~In Hiatus~:
Nada
~Canceled~:
Zilch.
If you see an idea here you like, you can steal it (especially the euthanized ones. I'd love to see people do those justice.) I don't mind! Be sure to message me with the story if you do it, I'd love to read it!
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So you're still alive, sometimes at least.
I apologize for abandoning the fold.
Hello my dear, how have you been since we last talked?
>>135894
Numbers are very important in math. No one likes math. So when you remind people of math, they get angry.
'Tis understandable.
>>135887 Can't blame me, numbers drive people mad and you always have to try
>>135874
Nah, I expelled all of the rage. Not a single ounce is left.
>>135841 ........So you have rage in you somewhere
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LOL you're mad
>>135840
Rage and I had a falling out years ago. We had to break it off, it was getting way too clingy.
I applaud your efforts, though.
>>135838 Okay, I quit. You're impossible. Out of like 8 people. You and Wanderer D are the only ones who didn't yell at me for spamming their user page
I fell like the jokes on me 
>>135837
One - I am happy.
Two - You are attractive.
Three - Your mother
>>135836 (Don't Rage Twinkie)
Can you put it in English?