Hello! This is the part where I apologize for update times!
Now I know what you all are thinking. That title up there. You must all be sorely disappointed. You're all wishing it, I know. "It" being me turned into a statue for insulting the literary world with my little "story".
Well boo-hoo. I'm not a statue (Yet. If one of you wants to make one of me, let me know; I'd totally add your name to Static World's description).
You see, when I started Static World I was updating daily. Now I knew I could never keep that up, but I at least wanted to keep updates on a weekly basis. Now I'm slipping into more of a weakly basis. (Ah... puns. Alright, any one still reading after that? Really? Wow. I mean... uh... good. Good.) The last update was about two weeks and it was very small compared to what I had planed. I pushed it out mostly to let you guys know I was still alive. So... uh... still alive, by the way. That was probably important, I probably.... I should have started with that first.
Let's sum up. So, I'm not a statue. I'm not dying in the hospital. I'm not a flesh-eating zombie, despite several near-miss attacks from my coworkers. I've not suddenly become Bruce Wayne and gone off to a tropical island to tell people I'M BATMAN. Nor did I magical find a portal to Equestria (Sorry, but I'd totally stop updating if that happened. Hands you see...).
Basically I've just been strangled by work. Yeah. Very mundane. Very official, I'd like to think.
But! I have good news: I'm starting up my final semester of college next week.
No, wait, come back! Could you come back, please? I was actually going somewhere with that. And it was, in fact, going to be good news. Well good news if you like reading Static World, anyway. See, I have like a two hour lunch break every day.
That's not one, but two hours of nothing but:
2) a computer
3) and a quiet library.
Now I'm no math-e-magician, but when I punch things those into my abacus it makes a happy face. So I expect updates to start to pick back up. When? Soon(tm).
That's... uh... trademarked, that's the little TM there so... so don't use it. Or... something... bad?
Anyway! VE;UP Very extensive; unwilling to peruse (or something like that?): Static World updates are coming. It's a waiting game, I know, but I think you're up in the fifth quarter. Or set up for the penalty ball.
And uh, not dead. Still alive. Words. All that. Arividerchi!