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User ID: 12,904
Registered: 9th Feb 2012
Last Seen: 44m, 23s ago
Story views: 6,186

Karach's bio:

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Age: World.getCurrentYear() - 1985

Education: finished college; got master diploma in computer science (flutteryay)

Occupation: software development (mostly desktop apps in banking segment)

Marital status: mentally dating Fluttershy

Hobbies include (in no particular order): PONIES!, reading, playing video games, watching anime, assembling model kits, doing origami, playing with jigsaw (bigger than 1000 pieces, mind you)

Best pony: Pinkie Pie, duh!

Special skills: blending in, disappearing in the crowd (seriously, Altair and Ezio are nothing in comparison)

Additional perks: fast-typing +3, nimble fingers +4, sneaking +2, stand out -6

Name pronunciation (if anyone's interested): käräh (you start like saying a 'car' followed by an 'ah' and a strong, clearly audible 'h' at the end, like in the name 'Henry'); not too difficult, is it?

Ships with Karach's Official Seal of Approval: RainbowPie, RariJack, FlutterMac, TwiLestia or TwiLuna or, even better, Twilight x Celestia x Luna threesome :) , DerpyWhooves, LyraBon.

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Quote of the century

Keep in mind that to a lot of people, being an adult fan of a children’s show still immediately marks you, at best, as a man-child who lives in the basement and writes creepy sexual fanfic.

Source: this article.

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User ID: 12,904
Registered: 9th Feb 2012
Last Seen: 44m, 23s ago
Story views: 6,186

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On Twilicorns · 6:36pm

Oh noez! :fluttercry: Looks like mane 6 is in dire need of a new unicorn leader...

:trixieshiftleft: : "Did someone call The Great and Powerful and Repented Trixie?"

:trixieshiftright: "Because she's ready!"

EDIT (sorry :twilightblush:): Picture belongs to Auranite.

Karach · 28 views · Edited 15w, 2d ago

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#250630 · 20w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>250237

Lucky Dreams visiting my humble user page? :pinkiegasp: I'm not worthy!

How did you even find this place? :rainbowkiss:

Don't worry, you're not too late. :twilightsmile: A Merry Christmas to you too! :pinkiehappy:

#250237 · 20w, 3d ago · · ·
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Hopefully not too late with this. Merry Christmas! :pinkiehappy:

#227812 · 22w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>225858

It's a great idea. :pinkiehappy: Not overly avatar-changing (which I'm strongly against), but enough to make it feel like Hearth's Warming Eve. :raritywink: From what I've seen Lucky Dreams and Alexstrazsa also propagated your idea around. :rainbowkiss: I would too, but 20 people following me (goodness knows why, honestly :rainbowlaugh:) wouldn't make a difference. :raritywink:

#225858 · 22w, 4d ago · · ·
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Hey Kar, thanks for taking the time to add the Santa hat to your avatar! I greatly appreciate you helping it seem more festive around here!:twilightsmile:

#204495 · 24w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>203795

Um... Is that a good thing? I have done nothing wrong... :scootangel:

That reminds me, I have joined your group not too long ago. Could this be because of that? :pinkiecrazy:

#203795 · 24w, 6d ago · · ·
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We are watching you!

#173930 · 28w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>173680

You're most welcome. :twilightsmile: And thank you for dropping by. :rainbowkiss: As you can see in the panel below my bio, I developed a special relationship with your story. :pinkiehappy:

Not many ponies visit here, however, so probably no one will see it, let alone give a flying feather about it. :rainbowlaugh: Which is kinda sad, because the story deserves every bit of recognition it could get. :pinkiesad2:

#173680 · 28w, 2d ago · · ·
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Hello, sir! Thanks for the Fave of Tangled Up in Blues! We've already talked about this, but you know what it means to me that you did!:twilightsmile:

#131473 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>131172

Will do, but I'm in no ways a fast or a productive writer. :pinkiecrazy:

Something will probably come along sooner or later, though. :rainbowkiss:

#131172 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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:pinkiehappy: Hi I really like your stories and stuff so plaese make tons more crap for your ponies!:derpytongue2:

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