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https://twitter.com/#!/JoshMeihaus http://thelegendforge.blogspot.com/
User ID: 8,187
Registered: 8th Jan 2012
Last Seen: 2d, 16h ago
Story views: 27,728

Josh Meihaus, official Equestria Daily pre-reader boot-licker and kiss-ass. Being passive aggressive isn't my favorite thing to do, but it's adorable that you think that.

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The best students are always faithful...even in death.
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A nightmare of the highest order... Ponyville's most vibrant mare, trapped in a monochromatic world.
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We all know and love our imaginary friends...but have we ever thought about what we mean to them?
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I'm typing on my phone (which is quite a feat on this website, as it happens), so I'll be brief. You may have heard about the crazy shit that went down at Unicon, what with people getting screwed out of significant amounts of money. I want to help with the relief fund, and I think I found a way.

Now, as you know, Fair Use only allows me to write fanfiction; I'm not allowed to sell any stories based on MLP, for profit or charity. And so, I will NOT (wink) be doing that, as it would be a violation of the intellectual property rights of Hasbro. And so, if you would help me help the Las Pegasus victims, please email me at joshuameihaus@gmail.com about how I will NOT (wink) be selling certain stories or drafts, excluding of course my most popular ones, for whatever you think they WOULDN'T (wink) be worth, if I were selling them, which I am certainly not doing, all the proceeds of which would go to (but won't, because I'm not ALLOWED (wink) to sell them), Unicon.

So

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The Veil

I only wanted to see her again. I only wanted to end the pain of her passing. Was caring for her such a terrible crime? The endless silence of the void tells me yes. It's the reward I reap for loving her more than my own life. Always to look, never to touch.

Written in 47 minutes for reasons I'll explain when I'm allowed. Thanks so much to NickNack for his help in editing, and to SageBrush for the wonderful artwork!

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The Network

Murdered, then kidnapped. Resurrected, then hunted. Befriended, then betrayed.

This place is treacherous. Trust no one. Believe nothing. Rid yourself of all morals and kill anyone who stands in your way. Do whatever it takes to survive. After all... a children's computer game is no place for mercy.

A big thanks to the stupendous, incomparable and otherwise masterful Arby Works for the artwork, and to the wondrous, fantastical and irreplaceable Sabre for his editing assistance.

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F-F-Fabulous!

Being Rarity has never been easy, but what could possibly make dealing with flank-pinches, wolf-whistles and constant flirting worse? Being an alcoholic human who inexplicably found himself in the body of an animated horse from a children's cartoon he's never watched, of course.

This chapter was written in two hours with no edits, no reviews and no f***s given whatsoever during a bout of extreme boredom. Based on a concept by Revolver and expanded upon by myself.

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W.O.M.P.

Twilight Sparkle knows better than anypony that an exam is serious business, particularly when the exam in question a final exam. Particularly-er when that final exam determines whether she graduates from the Canterlot School For Gifted Unicorns. But exams aren't always fun. Or normal. Or non-homicidal.

Note: the AI character's voice is funniest when read in this voice from Portal 2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85j3S4agycA

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What's The Point?

This is something I wrote to make a point. It has no point. But it also sort of does. Confused? Pomegranates.

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#303777 · 15w, 4d ago · · ·
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Hey, brah. Okay, I read A Rose Reverie like forever ago, and I just now got around to telling you this: that story is the only story I've ever read that almost made me literally tear up.

I love it.

#220443 · 23w, 3d ago · · ·
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Swig of the Finest

I read so many good comments about this story and I cannot even read it or find it.I guess you have your reasons for deleting it,but It is really a loss.Now,I see some spoilers on your page and it makes me go nuts.

#160737 · 30w, 2d ago · · ·
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Congratulations on the interview! Hope to see more from Meihaus!

#145012 · 32w, 6d ago · · ·
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I'm here to complain that your bio is offensively pretentious. Please change or remove it immediately.

Trixie has spoken. That is all.  :trixieshiftleft:

#142583 · 33w, 1d ago · · ·
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I read Swig of the Finest a while ago, but didn't have a chance to express myself. That story was beautiful. I don't remember the last time i cried. Whether they were tears of sadness or joy, i do not know, but i do know one thing. You, sir, are a genius. This story made me realise that my life could end at any point and that if i could choose how to go, it would be next to loved ones. Thank you. :pinkiesad2:

#119551 · 36w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>119382

*returns the hug*

I'm honored by your words, though I merely try to show some appreciation for the great stories you treat me (and your other readers) to. :twilightsmile:

Not many Very few stories around here carry such a deep meaning as yours. I'm glad to know I got most of it correctly, but it's just another proof of your amazing writing skills. :twilightsmile:

Oh, God. A Rose Reverie... I remember it quite clearly.

*puts on a brave face*

Go ahead, here's my heart: :heart: No doubt you will manage to squeeze tears out of it once again. :trollestia:

#119382 · 36w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>118631

You are one of those few, rare readers that not only takes the time to express your thoughts, but also hits the nail on the head pretty consistently by showing you got the point I was trying to make.

My hugs. All of my hugs to you. :pinkiesad2:

Also, prepare for some even more horrifying blows once I finally get the motivation to put the sequel to A Rose Reverie one paper.

#118631 · 36w, 4d ago · · ·
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So I just read A Swig of the Finest and can't even leave the comment under it. :twilightangry2: 'Cause it's not there anymore.

Too bad, it was beautiful story. I commend you, good sir, for writing a fic where the clop part is only a cherry-on-top to a great story.

No one can weave emotions like you do. :pinkiesad2: I have to admit, I felt every blow as hard as Rarity at Applejack's careless remarks about how much time they had ahead of them at the beginning of the story.

But at the end... I'm inclined to believe that the way AJ and Rarity passed away is actually something to wish for. :pinkiesad2: After all, they had time to say their farewells to the ones they loved, shake the mental shackles that bound them, and find their true loves. What's more, their lives ended at the apex of their happiness. Would it all go downhill from there, if they hadn't died? Maybe, and maybe not. What's important is that their love didn't even had the chance to be inevitably tainted by time. :pinkiesad2:

Truly a great story.

#117448 · 36w, 6d ago · · ·
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So I went to go re read Swig of the Finest and it wasn't there. Any reason why you took it down?

#112614 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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why did you delete swing of the finest?:applecry:

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