Twilight Sparkle gets her hooves on a magical notebook that shapes reality into the image of whatever is written down in its enchanted pages. In an obsessive spree of fanfiction...ing, Twilight begins distorting the already chaotic realm of Friendship is Witchcraft into something so much worse. Putting aside their differences, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy team up to create a portal designed to summon the only force powerful enough to stop Twilight and set things right (or as right as things were before anyway), The Writer.

Calamity, deranged shipping, and excessive Spike-abuse ensue.

(A crossover story featuring the cast of Friendship is Witchcraft and elements from TVTropes and the ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com movie, To Boldly Flee.)

I know, pretty inventive title, right? Sometimes, while in the middle of a story or just brushing my teeth in the shower, lyrics will pop into my head and I'll have to write them down before I forget them. I've been debating it for a while, but whatever, I've posted just about everything else here already so what's the harm in posting these as well? Hope you enjoy 'em!

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The "Tragedy", "Sad", and "Dark" tags are applied more out of a relation to the backstory behind the subject matter than anything else. In the end, we all know that Cele and Luna managed to make amends and that the truly loyal never need to worry about being betrayed.

Rated Teen for crude language.

A while back, prior to her settling down at Sweet Apple Acres in "Psychedelica - Pastel Ponies", life was a little lonely for an angry bird with no friends. Thinking back on the changes that she's gone through, Gilda can't help but to crack a smile.

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Rated Teen for crude language. I mean, c'mon, it's Gilda we're talking about.

Immortalized against her will (following the events of "A Mad Dash Through Time and Space"), Twilight Sparkle struggles with the concept of outlasting all those that she holds near and dear to her heart. A sudden summons from Princess Celestia offers her the chance to seek advice on the matter, but will Celestia's advice comfort her or only drive the nail that much further into her heart?

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Rated Teen for magical alcohol consumption.

A normal day in Ponyville unfolds as Pinkie Pie works up the courage to deliver a letter that's been weighing heavily on her mind for quite some time. However, the arrival of a mysterious blue box, a manic brown stallion, and a new alicorn quickly take the day's sense of normalcy and throw it right out the window!

How will the recipient of Pinkie's letter react to the words contained within? How will Equestria react to this strange stallion, his easily irritated assistant, and his magic wand?

Only time will tell...

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(The "Dark" and "Gore" tags apply to later chapters... or do they? Who knows?!)

Rated Teen for violence and crude language.