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User ID: 22,757
Registered: 1st Apr 2012
Last Seen: 3h, 38m ago
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Ooooookay. Well. Where to start.

Hi?

Keep it cool, keep it cool...

Hello?

Perfect.

So. Thanks for coming, it means a lot to us. Do you have anything that you would like to share with the group?

No?

Oh... okay... fine.

I'll start then. Hi, I'm Jorofrarie, I'm the guy that writes the stuff. I've been doing that for about... nearly a year? Yeah, seems right. I loved teh pones for a while before that, but it was around that time that the voice in my head (The stupid one) said, "HEY! DUDE! LET'S WRITE SOME CRAP AND PUT IT ON TEH INTERWEBZ! PPL WILL TOTALLY LOVE IT!"

...Understandably, I listened to that voice, and so I wrote my first fic, Light's Shadow. It was rude, crude, and oddly enough it got some likes and views, so I'm not complaining.

Shortly after that I realised that I was addicted to the world of writing fanfic, so I dove in deeper. I have yet to emerge fully, but I haven't drowned. That's a success in my books. I've probably read something over 25 million words, so...

Oh, one last thing. I hate. Bad. Grammar. Seriously, it's the bane of my existence. I hate nothing more than a butchered idea, where I WOULD like to read it, but the grammar stops me.

Oh, you want someone else to talk? Ok... FINE! HAVE IT YOUR WAY!

>Crie ever tim dis happen

Some decent stuff, check them out.

[Romance] [Dark] [Adventure] [Human]
Light, the last freedom fighter, now brought to Equestria...
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[Sad] [Slice of Life] [Alternate Universe]
All of Pinkie's clones are gone. All but one.
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[Adventure]
Death has come back to Equestria...
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[Comedy] [Random]
The console is no longer safe, prepare all of your cakes. It begins...
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[Romance] [Sad]
Some things in life are more important than others...
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Well, I knew that people wanted and end to suspense, but this is CRAZY! Yeah, I know. I'm annoying as hell. 'Ain't I a stinker. But anyway, I was going to say SIT DOWN AND BE PATIENT! Seriously, I'll be wrapping up VERY SOON. Expect an end to the general WTF?!

Yeah, that's all I was gun' say.

You can go now. You can't stay here.

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Stuff that some people said at some point

#499428 · 2d, 16h ago · · ·
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when/ if are you going to update "light's shadow"? just a question

#486757 · 1w, 11h ago · · ·
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Thanks for the fav on "Ponies of Legend.":twilightsmile:

Hope I don't disappoint :twilightsheepish:

#419116 · 6w, 20h ago · · ·
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>>418740 I'll head on over to have a look soon. Still, thanks for the compliment! :twilightblush:

#418740 · 6w, 23h ago · · ·
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I love your stories, you write them so very well that I have to ask. Can you read mine and tell me what I need to work on? its relativity short so far. here is the link.

thank you so much.

#409681 · 6w, 5d ago · · ·
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I know it's very late by now, but thanks for the fav :D

#406043 · 7w, 12h ago · · ·
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>>405954 You faved my story, thought it was strange and thought it was funny :rainbowderp:

COME HERE I SHALL KISS YOUR FACE KIND SIR :rainbowkiss:

#405954 · 7w, 16h ago · · ·
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>>401797 Hey. You wrote a funny, strange, and sometimes stoned story. That's enough for a fav in my books... :twilightblush:

#401797 · 7w, 2d ago · · ·
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thanks for the fav. your a legend mate:rainbowkiss:

#355699 · 11w, 1d ago · · ·
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thanks for the watch:twilightsmile:

#350963 · 11w, 4d ago · · ·
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Just wondering, but is Light's shadow officially on hiatus right now? I've been missing the joviality that Light's story brings to the table, not to mention it's awesome he can turn basically INTO light... yah that's cool

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