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CaptainJRoger

User ID: 22,349
Registered: 30th Mar 2012
Last Seen: 10h, 33m ago
Story views: 0

a user interested in my bio, huh?

Oooh, I am prepared.

Although I'm nobody to be talking about, ahaha!

I'm joking, I'm joking, you can believe your eyes!

I'm joking you,

anyway do you

wanna know about this guy?

I'm from bavaria, a brony, I don't know,but it's a curse!

On this little site here I'm gonna post my words!

My name is Jolly Roger, and fanfics are at hand!

And even though many are laughing, I'm a pony-loving man!

And when I'm not busy reading, there's something very wrong,

cause that would mean I have gone crazy and am busy parodizing songs.

woaho-woaho-woaho-woaho-woaho-woaho,

I'm a fanfic-writing man!

Well, if I'm feeling bored and there isn't much to do,

I might just continue writing a fic for me and you.

And don't you know the one thing, that will make it work so nice?

A bit of famous movies, to add a lil' spice!

woaho-woaho-woaho-woaho-woaho-woaho

I'm a fanfic-writing man!

Start writing now, or you will have to dare consequences,

I'm bored and need a story now, so please, give me sentences

I'm joking, I'm joking, don't believe your ears!

I'm not familiar with writing jokes or making tears.

I'm not funny, though I like laughing, this bio slowly becomes to much,

and now, with the mods' permission, I'm gonna write my stuff

:What are you going to write?

aww, I'm gonna write the best I can!

Whhhoooooooooooaaaaaaaa!

The sound of ponies singing to me is music in the air!

Cause I'm a pony-loving man, although it sometimes fills me with despair

It's much more fun, I must confess, when you have friends to share it with,

but I don't have one I can share with the ponies' bliss.

Get to writing fast or you will have to face my nerdy egghead-wrath!

Oh, ponies, you're something, you put me in a spin!

And I don't promise anything, when I finally start writing!

I got something, though not finished, that will blow you out of your chairs!

Cause I'm Jolly Roger, readers dear, and I try to not get into your hair!

Jolly Roger, member of

ERBoMLP Fan Club Pirates The Saltblock

Jolly Roger is watching you!

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Let's talk schools · 8:51pm

But, unlike something you expected, me whining how I have over a month left of school, or bragging with my grades, I'll express my dissapointment, because I will NEVER attend these awesome schools:

Hogwarts:

Reason: Only for British and Irish Witches and Wizards.

Groosham Grange:

Apparently my letter got lost in the mail...

Death Weapon Meister Academy:

I'm neither a Meister, nor a weapon...

Academy of Gallifrey:

Gallifrey was destroyed in the Great Time War...

And of course:

Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns:

My Portal to Equestria is still in the planning phase...

-Jolly Roger

(P.S.: This is not to be taken seriously. I'm just a fanboy wanting to live his dream...)

Jolly Roger · 10 views · Edited 4d, 5h ago

Believe it or not, Jolly isn't home, please leave a comment for me to read:

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Jolly Roger

#117800 · 41w, 1d ago ·

>>107382107382 Thanks.

sierra_seven_

#107382 · 42w, 6d ago ·

Oh my god, your bio is amazing. That has got to be the best bio I have seen on this site :scootangel:

Jolly Roger

#42328 · 54w, 2d ago ·

>>4225642256 I don't go frontpage very often :applejackconfused:

Tchernobog

#42256 · 54w, 2d ago ·

you do know tags are frowned upon, yes? Go read front page announcements :p

jasontaylorblogs

#40766 · 54w, 4d ago ·

I got tagged in some random thing, so I decided to pass it on to you. Hope you don't mind.

Also, thanks for taking an interest in 'Whodunit?'!

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My OC/Ponysona

image by casette from pony-a-day.tumblr.com

Name: Captain Jolly 'Plunderin' Roger

Age: 200 Years

Race: Not an alicorn, even if it seems that way. Discord wanted to show Celestias parents that he also could make a winged unicorn and fused two brothers, a unicorn and a pegasus together, who later became Jolly's father, Black Jack. The batwings come from his mothers side (she's a thestral from a strange place named 'Forbidden Forrest')

Eye Colour: Ruby red

Coat: mainly black, but with white hooves, muzzle and forehead

Mane & tail: Black/white

Hobbies: - Plundering Towns and other ships

- Drinking Rum

Cutie Mark: A skull with crossed cutlasses

Address: Golden Pegasus,

Somewhere in the Equestrian Ocean

Special attributes: Missing Right eye, Missing right hindleg, broken horn (still works) batwings, suit jacket, hat, flaming cutlass with the words 'Love and Tolerance' engraved on one side

Former Jobs: Captain in the royal equestrian navy, until a foolish private named Shining Armor pulled down the coat he was wearing, revealing his pirate-cutie mark and his wings, leading to the end of his navy-carrier

REWARD: 130,000 B