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The Life of and Times of John Hood


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Registered: 6th Feb 2012
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They told be I could be anything...

...So I became a pony fanfiction writer.

If you're here, chances are you're investigating this page because you saw me do something interesting. Most likely a post in one of the groups I frequent, or perhaps you want to know more about the guy who's imagination was just too big to contain and spilled into Ponydom, creating Across the Sea and its offshoots, like The Age of Night. The few who read these end up really liking the, give it a try if you want to see an attempt at mixing character-driven and event-driven plot. I'm warning you though, when it comes to in-world movements, I'm more Tolkien than Rothfuss; I will address as much of the journey as possible, even if nothing of true importance happens.

There's really not much to say about myself. I'm a recluse, I'm a reader, and I have some pretty archaic views on the world. Not too far from your average pony fanfic writer, minus the last part. I should mention my severe anti-communist stance, I usually end up rambling about marxists and the like. I also really like the 16th century and that amazing era between 1884 and 1914 when the old and new existed together; a single moment of perfect beauty. I guess that sentence says a lot about the kind of person I am, wouldn't you agree? 3reflective5u, get on my level.

>tfw you finally get a story planned from start to finish but finally run out of free time

Well, goys and girls, we've made it through the first third of Across the Sea. I didn't actually think I'd make it this far, I was convinced I would have given up by now. Nope! We're coming up on the one year anniversary in about a month and a half, I hope to have some important events in the story published by then. So, spoilers ahead of Doompaul here, read at your own risk:

Super spoilers here. Man, talk about a shitty 12 hours for Aharôs. Euthanizes his own father and then his half-brother steals his kingdom he's spent the last 15 years building almost single-handedly. Protip: I like to knock my characters down and then kick them. Why aren't our heroes on this side of the ocean going south? Well, the kingdom to the south, Bîerlas, doesn't exactly like the Loiars, and sending our young pegasi in alone wouldn't be a good idea either. What about west and then south? Not the friendliest area either, they'd eventually hit the Karthâ river, which is pretty much like Renaissance Italy in terms of politics and little states battling each other. So, north is the only option available. The March ought to be safe enough. Right?

Anyways, if Across the Sea was divided into three sections, we just finished the first one. We're more than 33% in, volume wise (probably somewhere around 37%), but plot wise, we're definitely a third of the way there. Character building will always go on right until the last chapter, but the ball is really rolling now. Some of you thought the end of Verâd and crowning of Aharôs would move us right on to the clash of civilizations... Nope! Well, not from any of our Sarathûl POVs. Now our heroes on this continent need to get to Ar-Athazîon, the crowning gem of mankind's civilization. And after that... Well, I don't make anything easy.  

Equestria, though, they face no such trouble. Celestia won't forestall her actions just because Turaz and Tempest are no longer in front-row seats to international affairs. If you're reading a John Hood fic and you expect everything to along smoothly without any wrenches in the gears, you might want to go back to My Little Dashie. No plane ever survives first contact with the enemy, as all our characters will soon learn... The Happening has just begun.

John Hood · 15 views · Edited 1w, 6d ago

These have always been here.

Across the Sea

The Defiance of Nightmare Moon was long ago enough that most ponies consider it more legend than fact. But Equestria's history goes much further back, to an age half-remembered in myth and mystery. In the dim past, the race of man emerged from the fog of the unknown, a time so distant that even the Princess's grandparents were young.

But it is at the dawn of Celestia and Luna's rule we lay our scene, as Equestria threatens to tear itself apart, and the human nations across the sea grow ever stronger in their reach and influence. Both are on a collision course. This is the tale of Tempest Blackwind, a young pegasus exile, of Aharôs Loiar, a man against the world, of the two alicorn Princesses, struggling to be the leaders their subjects need in a time of crisis, and many more who would leave their mark on a time now forgotten by all but a few.

Rating subject to change.

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The Age of Night

A journey into the depths of time, from the creation of the world until the days of the sun. This is the earliest of all histories, from which came all things as we now know them, from the smallest parasprite to most mighty being. Even Equestria traces its oldest roots to here, unremembered as they may are...

Tagged adventure and dark for future chapters, there's really no applicable tag for the beginning. Rating subject to change.

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Yo Reader, you got something to say?

#502952 · 3d, 23h ago · · ·
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>>502941 Haha! I'll take it!

#502941 · 3d, 23h ago · · ·
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>>502930

Armor on a ship could prove a little hazardous, considering the weight of it and all, but I'd say a cuirass and helmet are finely suited for naval duties. :moustache:

#502930 · 3d, 23h ago · · ·
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>>502924 Do I get any armor to go with them, sire?

#502924 · 3d, 23h ago · · ·
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Ah! Master Hood, I knew I could count on you to join the Battalion.

You are immediately ascended to the rank of Chief officer. :moustache:

I hereby hand you your weapons:

#477501 · 2w, 22h ago · · ·
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>>477172

God bless you, based John.

#477172 · 2w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>477024 Yes, Merc-kun, we can be friends. Join me, SouthernGentleman1, TheCrazyMan, Danceswithknives, and more on our battle to bring responsibility and morality to FIMfiction.net!

#477024 · 2w, 1d ago · · ·
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A guy who hates Marx, holds tight to traditional moral values and despises liberal viewpoints?

C-can we be friends?

#422384 · 6w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>422185 It's entirely possible we are, you wouldn't be my first long-lost brother out there. Fiscal conservatism is the only true path and people all deserve to be judged on the same standards, if you agree, we're at least related on some level. We can join together in the fight against out-of-control government spending and special snowflake syndrome!

#422185 · 6w, 2d ago · · ·
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Are we long lost brothers?:rainbowhuh:

Anyway, im more of a conservative, and more of a fan of Reganomics. But other than that we might be twins...

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