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MEH FERVERT BERKS!!! 
"Hey Jade, grab this and I'll pull you up."
"Dude no."
"Dude why?"
"I know very WELL where that's been."
"So? A little lovin' never hurt nobody~"
"Well... you're also me, so it would be like getting licked by myself, only I'm a guy... a guy! That's what weirds me out. You're me, but a guy."
"And this guy plans to bury his tongue deep inside his female equivalent's pussy until it bottoms out against her cervix unless she gets her pretty little flank up here right /now/."
"..."
"....."
"........"
"Jade, your cheeks are burning crimson." ^-^
"S-SHUT UP! I'M COMING UP ALREADY!!"
"Aw rats." :P
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>>481668Naomi Clermont is my facebook name, i'll check the other two.
>>481568 I got Facebook, Skype, IBrony, and pony square.
Hey, it's me, White Starr. Jusr wanted to know, you got any other IM's, cause I'll be stuck on this tablet (correction: a nook, if you don't know, try to find it on Barnes & Noble website) in the meantime so we can continue our little roleplay.
>>444550
Oh sorry see I'm making a list of military bronies if you know any send them my way
>>443867 I'm in a cadet batallion as a private.
=_= I'm not legitimately enlisted, and never said I was.
What regiment are you in and what rank I'm in the 75th ranger regiment as a master Sargent
>>439003alright, thanks for the quick answer.
>>438986 All my stories are kind of on pause since I'm at a Marine Military Academy.
What's happening with Capturing the Heart of the Moon? I noticed that it hasn't been updated for months and I haven't been following you for long so I don't know if you told some people that it's going to take a while or what.
I heard you like pranks... so here are some ideas!