I always thought life was a bit dreary and after losing everything I had nothing to live for. So after a botched suicide I find myself here in Equestria, I think is the name, with a butt load of talking cartoon like talking ponies. They have magic and alchemy, the former impossible for me, the latter more obtainable, but that isn't the strangest part. I have conversed with a deity of light, one of dark and another of chaos, but that isn't the strangest part. I met the saviors of this place, The Elements of Harmony, six fun loving and caring mares. And the worst part is I think I fell for one of them.

My name is Evan Wright and I am now living in Equestria.

Edited by zubafa and as of 2/24/2013 MLP Lover

As of 2/1/13 Proof read by Nekosama321, Cold Spike, and The Grim Reaper

I, Heart Break, am the most sucessfull relationship destroyer in all of Equestria, but do I hate it?

This story tells of my fall from grace and the mare who saved me from myself.

Rated teen for allusions to ponies sexing it up.

A simple story about Luna and Celestia when they were young in which Luna encounters a horrific beast:

A Butterfly.....MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Be forewarned, there are many D'Aawws to be held and you may need insulin too, just saying.

Just got the idea after seeing a cute little comic.

I dont remember who I am.

Lord Discord calls me Omega.

I Bear his mark, I do his bidding.

My master is always right............but why does this feel so wrong?

This is the tale of Omega, transported to Equestria during Dischords first battle with the Godesses and during his second escape. Branded and Changed, he has taken the appearance of the fabled Slender Man, a simple terror to humans and Satan himself to ponies, only capable of much more destruction and terror in this world. Can he overcome his masters control and save himself and equestria?

This ends during the begining of season two, but starts one thousand years before.