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User ID: 4,797
Registered: 2nd Dec 2011
Last Seen: 1d, 14h ago
Story views: 12,861

Top Ten Favourites Pt. 1

[Sad] [Adventure] [Human]
A misnamed colt and a misplaced human Soldier find friendship despite the barriers between them.
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[Tragedy] [Sad] [Dark] [Adventure] [Alternate Universe] [Human]
What is there that is left for a human in a world full of ponies?
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[Comedy] [Slice of Life] [Alternate Universe] [Human]
How does eleven alicorns grab you? Er, how about six? Three? I swear, no more than that.
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[Romance] [Dark] [Comedy] [Adventure] [Human]
A human finds himself in Equestria... He decides to forsake Ponyville and see the world instead.
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[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure] [Slice of Life] [Alternate Universe] [Human]
Name's Griffin, I'm sarcastic, I'm crude, and I'm a brony.
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Top Ten Favourites Pt. 2

[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure] [Slice of Life]
Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need help...
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[Adventure] [Slice of Life] [Human]
A mission to inviestigate a far off world takes an interesting twist.
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[Tragedy] [Comedy] [Adventure] [Human]
An alien crash lands in Equestria. It calls itself human.
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[Random] [Crossover] [Adventure] [Human]
Daring Do & Indiana Jones battle each others' enemies in a race to save their worlds and themselves.
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[Human]
A human's insubstantial adventures in Equestria.
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For Shits and Giggles

[Comedy] [Random] [Human]
WD dies and ends up in Equestria. Then dies again. And again. And again.
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[Comedy] [Random] [Alternate Universe]
In an alternate reality, Discord's been the best babysitter in Equestria for two thousand years.
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[Comedy] [Random] [Human]
A man and a unicorn discover their bathroom is no longer their own and other tales.
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[Slice of Life] [Human]
Retirement has never been this much fun
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First off the good news, I've finally been able to sit down and finish recapping events in Twilights perspective, went from about 700 words to 2000 in one night. Now this is usually the point where I would be celebrating because I'm nearly halfway done as I usually shoot for a 5k minimum. But as I'm planning on wrapping up the first act, this might require more than that.

So good news the story is progressing, bad news it's difficult to find the time and frankly the motivation. I usually can only put out 3 to 4 hundred words in a day.

I know a lot of you hate the long waits between chapters, but the perils of college life require my attention most of the time. So in the meantime I leave you with Three bits of wisdom. Of witch have shaped my views on human life and my place in the universe.

The first is from Carl Sagan, an excerpt from A Pale Blue Dot.

The second is from Neil deGrasse Tyson. Explaining what he believes to be the most astounding fact that humanity has uncovered.

The third, believe it or not, is from an old comical move based on the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett. Death himself gives us his views on what it means to be human.

Don't be surprised if one or two of these find their way into the story at some point.

Great words are meant to be spoken.

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#438492 · 4w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>438068

Didn't she say that was how long it had been since most of the family made it to the reunion?  And 2800 days is 7.66 years counting leap day, 7.86 otherwise.

#438068 · 4w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>437794 2800 Days is around 7 human earth years. So maybe they don't have it every year.

#437794 · 4w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>432751

Wow...their maybe a mistake on that episode...

Either that or you could just explain it as the Granny just said the wrong word.  It happens...rarely for everyone.  But...wow I don't think you can wait that long for a year to complete...

Thanks for straigtening that out for me.  I knew about a lunar cycle but I didn't realize that was called a moon.  I keep mistaking a moon for another word for night.

#434858 · 4w, 3d ago · · ·
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I just now noticed that Pinkie Pie's in your avatar.

I feel smart :derpytongue2:

#432751 · 4w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>304127

actually a moon is 28 days, a full lunar phase cycle.  So it's almost 2800 days.  Quite a long time.

#382571 · 8w, 1d ago · 2 · ·
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I like trains.

#334750 · 12w, 4d ago · 7 · ·
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Wait a tick, is there some DELIBERATE irony in a man called TROY destroying a bunch of WOODEN animals?

#332571 · 12w, 6d ago · · ·
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You know with the strange and unknown creature living in the chastle when talk of it spreads around ponyville I can picture the Rumor mill that this will create.  It can vary drastically and likely go a bit out there once talk about it killing 4 Timber wolves get's out...it may even start going into 20 Timber wolves with it's bare hands.

#331996 · 12w, 6d ago · · ·
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#331961 · 12w, 6d ago · · ·
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I vote for B, that way we get a chance of Chrysalis trying to do the right thing in the wrong way, instead of just evil, evil, evil.

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