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User ID: 36,259
Registered: 27th May 2012
Last Seen: 3h, 11m ago
Story views: 22,223

Hello

I wonder if anyone ever ends up reading this? Might as well write something down. I´m Isseus, also know as Isnogood or Hasmadad online. I´m from Finland and I like to write in English to practice my language skills. I´m 30, male and like ponies.

Twilight is best pony. So is Scootaloo

About my favorite stories: The person who decided it was a good idea to make that box center aligned with no formatting tags should be shot. With love of course. That's why I added them to my bio.

Well Kwakerjack´s WSC was the fic that originally brought me to FIMFiction so he deserves the first spot, now and forever. Loved it, it was fun, interresting and educational, all at the same time.                                                                            

InsertAuthorHere is probably the most creative and amusing writer at FIMFic. At least out of the ones I´ve had the chance to read. MLA took me by storm and I had to read it in one go, wasting a beautiful Saturday inside. Gave my neck a cramp too. (You´re forgiven). MLA and it´s continuation BUB both play with one of everyone´s fantasies: How would it feel to be a child again with all the knowledge you´d accrued since? Would you act differently? How would you handle your emotions and responsibilities. Doing it in a heartfelt and touching way, while not being too serious was a big plus. Thanks! InsertAuthorHere!

Pipsqueak's Day Off has made me actually fall in love with our cunning chap from Trottingham, expanding my headcanon with loads of illicit substances and storytelling worthy of a Guy Ritchie movie.

Ice Cube and foals? Go read.

And last but definitely not the least is Shades Of Grey, which I found out about thanks to IAH's blog entry. This guy seriously deserves more reads. The story is slow as a glacier, but that makes it all the better to enjoy leisurely, just like I prefer to enjoy my Rarity-fiction.

Top Favourites

[Comedy] [Slice of Life]
Rainbow Dash wants to add strength training to her regimen by having Twilight Sparkle ride her.
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[Sad] [Dark] [Comedy] [Slice of Life]
A magical prank backfires, leaving Celestia stuck as a filly and Luna having to take her place.
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[Romance] [Comedy]
It's Friday and the teenagers of Ponyville have a day off school. Shenanigans and shippings ensue!
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[Comedy] [Random] [Slice of Life] [Human]
Ice Cube Tells Stories to Fillies and Colts
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[Adventure] [Slice of Life]
An ancient problem surfaces, and as Rarity gets caught up with Luna as they each battle their fears.
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Comments

#461605 · 2w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>460568 Weird. I read the comic earlier but didn't notice the links. Yay for free advertisement. :twilightsmile:

#460568 · 2w, 4d ago · · ·
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A possibly relevant series of pics (the author links to CIAM in the comments section of pic 2):

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#330853 · 13w, 1d ago · · ·
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I see your concern, and I hope to alleviate it soon. Rest assured I felt it too. Thanks for giving me a chance. :ajsmug:

Cheers!

#310936 · 15w, 21h ago · · ·
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Thanks for favoriting Lady and the DJ!

I appreciate it!

#267691 · 18w, 6d ago · · ·
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Chapter is in your mailbox right now. Just had a few grammar errors in it, but was clean otherwise. Loved the dinner part. :rainbowlaugh: until he freaked out a bit I laughed my ass off. :pinkiehappy:

Sorry for worrying you about the chapter.

Dragon:moustache:

#253290 · 20w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>253272 This would be from the RD x Scoots HWE-fic? I did lay it on a bit thick there, didn't I? :scootangel:

#253272 · 20w, 3d ago · · ·
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I started following you not due to a particular story, but rather because I saw your impassioned comments defending the art of critique. Well spoken, sir or madame. :rainbowdetermined2:

#252535 · 20w, 3d ago · · ·
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Consider your back scratched. Huzzah.

I don't even know.

#248451 · 21w, 2h ago · · ·
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I hope you have a wonderful holiday, Isseus! And Hyvää joulua, since I like seeing other languages (probably a bit conceited of me, but oh well, it's the holidays). Happy Holidays!:twilightsmile:

#240271 · 21w, 5d ago · · ·
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The sex is nice but I can't feel hollow, like... maaan... when you're at the top it feels so looonely... like all I've got left are the clouds to keep me company... and my weed and my acoustic quitaaaaar maaaaaan...

</british hasbeen rock'n'rolla>

Thanks a bunch. Took ME by quite a surprise too. I mean... 400 followers? Fuck me. :twilightblush:

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1 Princess Celestia

1 Princess Cadence

1 Queen Chrysalis

1 Scootaloo

1 Vinyl Scratch

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1 Snowflake / Horsepower

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